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A modern day parable for the Philippines:

Mark Jr. appears before the board of directors of bank. He is applying to be their CEO.

Director A: So, why should we hire you?

Mark Jr: I have a lot of good plans for the bank, I plan to (blah, blah, blah)

Director B: Wow, this guy sounds really good! He has some good plans! We should hire him!

Director A: Wait a minute. (Looking at Mark Jr’s resume). It says here you’re the son of the Mark Sr?

Mark Jr: Yes, so?

Director A: Mark Sr stole billions from this bank when he was the CEO!

Director B: Really? I wasn’t around then.

Mark Jr: That’s not true! My father’s wealth was legitimate!

Director A: There were court decisions ordering him to pay back the money!

Director B: Well, we can’t really fault him for the sins of his father right?

Mark Jr: What he said! That was a long time ago, I was still young then. I had nothing to do with it!

Director A: You were already 20 years old at that time! Your father hired you as his assistant, how could you have nothing to do with it?

Mark Jr: I’m not the one who was convicted right?

Director A: Will you at least apologize for your father’s crimes?

Mark Jr: Why should I apologize? I can only apologize for myself.

Director A: But you admit he stole from this bank?

Mark Jr: The court already decided about that, we should just move on.

Director B: I agree, that’s the past. We should be excited about this guy’s plans for the bank

Director A: Wait a minute, your family hasn’t given back the money your father stole yet. You should give it back!

Mark Jr: I cannot give what I do not have!

Director A: Aren’t you the executor of your father’s estate?

Mark Jr: Hey let’s look to the future ok, not the past

Director B: I think we should give this guy a chance. Look at his father’s record, he did some good stuff for the bank before he stole the money.

Director A: (glares at Director B like he’s an idiot)

If it were you, would you hire Mark Jr?

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it would depend on the mission, vision, and values of the bank..
Hmm… smells strongly of current Philippine politics. Anyway, if Mark Jr was confirmed as Mark Sr's assistant at that time, shouldn't he be accountable as well, as an accomplice to the crime?
nope.And if his father's theft hadn't come up yet, would also check his credentials and if he can really deliver his promises based on his resume and after he explains what his exact actions or roles were in accomplishing whatever is listed there.
Yes! Because Mark Sr. and I used to live in the same subdivision.
No, never! The Bank is never THAT stupid. That level of stupidity is reserved for Government.
May point naman daw kasi si Director B. Results are more important for the future, the past and character of the applicant has no bearing. 😐
Sounds BongBong Marcos lolz πŸ˜ƒ
Wow. He cant be the only applicant for the position right? If i really value my bank, id not only NOT hire him, ill inform the other branches that hes trying to wiggle in, and id get rid of director B.