These are quotes (allegedly) made by me, compiled by people I know over the years, supposedly because I am a spout of wisdom (?). (Some of them are just me quoting other things, but the people who compiled this list didn’t get the reference.)
There is also a Twitter bot that randomly tweets one of these per day, if you’re into that sort of thing.
Also, please feel free to submit to me any other things I allegedly said you find wise and/or amusing.
Difficult tasks are like drugs: just say ‘No’.
it might have been a terrible plan, but sometimes we need to go through the terrible things to make the nonterrible things better
On learning how to make code readable: "These are things you must
seek out on your own."
"I can choose to pass on the bestness"
Let’s worry about that in the future
This is true
Stop quoting me
why are there always problems?
I am an agent of chaos
that’s how science works… you think of things then you try it… pag na try mo
na then alam mo na
well of course we dont, we’re not girls
<hunter> why would you believe an economist
focus only on what matters
why do we always have problems coming up at the last moment
i do it out of a sense of responsibility
<hunter> I suggest you doublecheck your facts!
<hunter> in fact, trees are plants
this can only end in le disaster
repeat after me: I am not my code
maybe its lunchtime
I wonder if i should tweet these tangincheek posts
I’ll allow it
<hunter> man, they all sound the same
<hunter> i dont know if i chose the right song
<hunter> attempt lang?
<hunter> nde kelangan magsucceed?
<hunter> oh complain to mr xxx? i do that all the time
<hunter> well i complain to everyone
<hunter> someone spilled cheese rings all over me
<hunter> but will it blend?
they’re young and in love
<hunter> the word disabled looks weird
<hunter> I’m on a horse
<hunter> look at your answer
<hunter> then look at the question
<hunter> look back
<hunter> your answer is now diamonds
<hunter> magWHO kaya ako
<hunter> para syang Elixir sa Final Fantasy
<hunter> iipunin mo para sa final boss
<hunter> tapos pagdating dun, nde mo rin magagamit
<hunter> > <c> dapat may idea tayo ng industry average so we can stop
being too hard on ourselves <- are you aiming to be just average?
ortigas is literally right next to qc
provide for yourself you bums
but it’s like trading the current set of problems for a different set of problems that i’m not familiar with
<hunter> wala na kong sin
<hunter> i’m immaculate
parang level ni paxi ung logic
<hunter> well maybe it’s because i dont judge people by their
<hunter> as long as you still have the same number of bones
no one wins when religion is debated
i have a good tool
i just pick a direction and go
it doesnt matter where you go, as long as you’re going
just wander aimlessly
life is lived moment to moment
<hunter> just derp along
<hunter> you’ll be fine
I am here. You may rejoice
finish your plate!
let’s get dangerous
i have special powers
<hunter> it’s annoying when you just want to do a thing, but then there’s a process
<hunter> that needs to be followed
<hunter> and you feel like "bah, wag na lang"
thats what you get for stalking
<hunter> no, we dont want to talk about it
<hunter> it was a traumatizing experience
C: Master @tangincheek, what is your opinion on socialized health care?
<hunter> socialized health care is cool
<hunter> i dont like communism
<hunter> but the whole world will be fine
<hunter> fine fine time
why does it matter na wala kaming risk
<hunter> if you love him, set him free
<hunter> dont worry
<hunter> other people have terrible code too
EDSA is never done
<hunter> teka iniisip ko pa kung best na ung bacon
<hunter> i also like spam
<hunter> alam nyo ung mga asian foods
<hunter> bakit konti lang ang cheese
<hunter> sa mga asian dishes
<hunter> is it because we dont have enough cows
<hunter> man, ayoko talaga ng may dextrose lol
<hunter> although iniimagine ko ganun pakiramdam ni wolverine
<hunter> i wonder if i’m doing premature optimization
<hunter> it’s the root of all evil!
<hunter> c wala kasing automated tests, so may Fear
<hunter> wag kang magcocommit ng anything that will break other things
<hunter> however, i’m ok with the plan that involves hitting
<hunter> i would kill for pizza
<hunter> no questions asked
<hunter> people arent forced to rape =/
<hunter> i’ll fix everything
<hunter> but first i’ll take a nap
mark my words, this will haunt us later
may naisip ako… Pag ang janitor ay isang spy, pwede siya
tawagin na cleaning agent
<hunter> i wouldnt want people to stay just for the money if they’re not happy
<hunter> people should go where they’re happy
<hunter> money affects your happiness minimums, not your maximums
<hunter> your maximums are limited by things like bad work environment, bad coworkers, etc
option 4: we agree to this change, then no more changes ever again
i will not bestow wisdom just for your entertainment!
im crowdsourcing the work
it’s wrong in the wrong way!
btw, +2 ung Vagina
wala pa sating pinanganak nung time ni rizal!
<jaeger> we’re planning a revolution
<jaeger> kelangan mag blood compact muna
<jaeger> i dont have the Problems tab open
<jaeger> meron din siguro
<jaeger> i’m more concerned about the billions of TODO and FIXME
i’ll judge who i want!
<jaeger> i give up
<jaeger> i’ll let my lawyer handle it
OK, hindi ko pala problem ung getting wet/dirty, since ok lang sakin magswim. Ayaw ko lang yata mag activities.
I want to laze around.
Weekends are for being lazy.
<jaeger> problem kasi talaga ung may standards doc tayo that doesnt necessarily conform with the reality of the code
<jaeger> sorry is only if I was wrong
"stop being poor… be awesome instead (wut)"
"Be wary of what you read on the internet."
"pero yung basurahan, hindi siya hungry"
<jaeger> nde naman effective ito e
<jaeger> kung ang goal is to reduce lates/sls
<jaeger> dapat may parusa na lang. pag nagkawarning, magpapakalbo
jaeger> yung problem pa kasi dito sa current incentive program, even if mageffort ka, most probably wala ka pa ring prize
foreseeing is for psychics
<jaeger> sana kofi ang pinangalan ni norman black sa anak nya
the world is a selfish place
<stang (roy)> yung handling for each screen
<stang (roy)> has to be by each screen :p
<jaeger> do protestants observe lent
<jaeger> or easter
<jaeger> meron bang celebration na kasabay nung easter sunday
<jaeger> are you getting free holidays from us
<jaeger> i dont want you to have free holidays
<jaeger> dapat kami lang
guys, sa tingin nyo ba dapat may height reqt ang mga pulis?
<jaeger> time warps are also time space warps
<jaeger> with space warp set to 0
<jaeger> IM SO HOT RIGHT NOW
we need to be more ruthless vs copy paste code
and now, you’re refreshed!
thats how science works… once na replicate mo na… its true
why cant i leave you guys alone for 1 day without a bunch of
urgent things appearing when i get back
<jaeger> so kanina ang haba ng pila ng fx
<jaeger> tapos nung malapit na ko, ung dumating na fx, may sticker sa likod for nancy binay
<jaeger> i was like, sasakay ba ko dito
<jaeger> luckily nde ako umabot
<jaeger> grabe, the driver might be an idiot!
<jaeger> parang gagamitin ko na yung insult na "siguro iboboto mo si nancy binay"
sharks are not fish. [they’re mammals]
does anyone have severe allergic reaction to pregnant women?
kanina i was lucid dreaming inside my dream
nde ko masing in my head e
Imagine dati it’d take months for news to travel from Europe to Asia and vice-versa; Nowadays, malungkot ka na pag lampas 1 second ang ping.
<jaeger> im just glad nde tayo nakeep ng japan
<jaeger> i dont speak japanese
the price of being the best is to always be the best
<jaeger> excited lang ako magtrabaho kanina
<jaeger> but now i’m tired
- macho do you find it funny that people hold on to their handsfree headset while speaking to the person on the other end of the line?
<jaeger> parang si professor x lang pag ginagamit ung telepathy
<jaeger> kelangan hawakan ung gilid ng ulo
if you dont know whether you need to set it to true, you probably don’t
effing unforeseen consequences
<jaeger> ayoko na magtrabaho
<jaeger> nakakapagod today
your standards are going down
wanton? Mabigat yun
you need to have a higher standard
hindi ko gaanong naintindihan ung Prince Caspian, basta talo na sila sa war so they needed a talking lion to help them
complicated lang kasi ayaw mong isimplify
<jaeger> para kang si nancy
<jaeger> wala ka namang track record pero feeling mo dapat pagkatiwalaan ka namin na kaya mo gawin
i should stop before i inadvertently say something sagey
c you are not your music library
<jaeger> i often have trouble with pearl jam titles
<jaeger> like they have that song where the title is old woman in a small town or something
<jaeger> i loled
<jaeger> you guys give me such joy
happiness is free
<jaeger> meron bang occupation where if the girl had that job, ayaw mo na sa kanya?
<jaeger> kunwari magtataho, ok lang sa yo?
good things come to those who go out and work for it
<jaeger> never ka naman magkakaron ng certainty sa buhay
<jaeger> so just move forward even with doubt
step 1. do it
marami ka pang kakaining extra rice
<jaeger> you hate too easily
<jaeger> the dark side is strong within you
<jaeger> what fear you?
pag nawalan tayo ng kuryente, mag-c-CVS tayo by hand
Since napanood ko na Iron Man 1, papanoorin ko na lang Iron Man 2. That way, parang napanood ko na din yung 3, kasi 2+1 equaaaals…
doing nothing doesnt train you in any way
even if you blabber nonsensically, at least you’ll be able to correct later
<jaeger> it’s ok to try and fail
<jaeger> dont be like tz
<jaeger> dont overthink it
<jaeger> just start talking about something, anything
<jaeger> we should make a chart
<jaeger> i like charts
<jaeger> dapat umiwas ka na lang sa mga taong confused or disrespectful in general
<jaeger> instead of being racist
have you opened your Anagram Eye?
you dont get back time
<jaeger> if the increase depends on hardships, if you had the same hardships this year as the year before, does it mean wala kang increase?
<jaeger> nde mo naman kelangan magtrabaho ng 8 hours now
<jaeger> you dont even need to work at all
you let yourself be blinded by fear
don’t let yourself be controlled by fear
<jaeger> that’s terrible
<jaeger> also it’s the sort of thing no one would notice if i "accidentally" removed it
ang hirap magwork hard, nakakaantok
i dont plan to die
<jaeger> be that way
<jaeger> noone ever tells me anything
<jaeger> guys, bawal na magwithdraw ng more than 100k
<jaeger> how will i live
<jaeger> bawal na rin bumili ng liquor
<jaeger> i dunno why that’s needed
<jaeger> ang init
<jaeger> i’m so hot right now
<jaeger> dapat may anagrams training course tayo
<jaeger> tag-100 naman minimum ung vote buying
<jaeger> ang cheap nung bente pesos lang
<jaeger> parang corneto
<jaeger> dont worry about it too much
<jaeger> someone has to be last
<jaeger> wang na ass pa
i dont know i dont have feelings
is anyone ever really happy
number of devs na hindi nagbabasa ng mail so far: 4
i have a dirty finger
<jaeger> that’s not a word
<jaeger> get your mind out of the gutter
<jaeger> the stock markey doesnt care about nancy binay
<jaeger> basta stable ang elections
dapat ba bawal ang mga criminal sa public office
want me to show you my dirty finger?
wang can be your staff
all of your combos are bad!
<jaeger> excluding poor people because reasons
<jaeger> that’s a slippery slope to tyranny and oppression
<jaeger> you can be a tyrant
<jaeger> mas madali maging efficient pag evil
<jaeger> but then you’d have to be evil
<jaeger> being evil is always easy
<jaeger> people would never be evil if it was hard
<jaeger> did you read the part where i said "im not sure"?
<jaeger> it means idkshit
pano kaya kung may hell’s kitchen for programmers
they have wires in haiti!
We’re going to die
merong mga tao na tanging dahas lang ang naiintindihan
we’re in peril! :p
<jaeger> kasi naman
<jaeger> you can’t just say "editable grid" then understood na
<jaeger> you say "editable grid" i hear "problems"
<jaeger> i just thought you’d like a warning
<jaeger> editable grids are like the hardest thing to get right
<jaeger> kasi everyone expects na naiintindihan mo na
<jaeger> when the truth is, maraming details na kelangan ispecify
<jaeger> and marami kayong case na hindi agad maiisip ihandle
<jaeger> tapos everyone does it differently pa
<hunter> pag lasing ka kasi you cant drive
<hunter> so you have to take the bus
quinote ko sya in the future
<jaeger> rich naman mga ateneans
<jaeger> they have cars
antagal ko na nagHTML nde ko pa rin naiintindihan ang CSS floats
nobody tells me im wrong!
sa gabi lang nagkakatruck sa visayas
<jaeger> meron ba tayong main.css where I can just add stuff
<jaeger> without having to theme
<jaeger> i dislike theme
parang ung nagfollowup ka agad sa waiter, kakakuha pa lang nya ng order
<jaeger> wag kang malumbay
<jaeger> stop being sad
(5:17:58 PM) stang (roy): this might not be accurate
(5:18:18 PM) stang (roy): but hey, you only live once
when will the weather change so that we dont have this ridiculous heat all the time
<jaeger> kung kelan malapit na uwian, the server decides it wants to be cleaned
- jaeger kicks server
<jaeger> nde na ko mag OT, it
<jaeger> it’s stressful
i want to join the fun but i cant think of any wang puns atm
i dont see how that could be answered objectively
<jaeger> then bakit ito yung prize if no one likes it!
<jaeger> ayaw ko rin kaya ko pinapamigay
sometimes i regret automatically replying to all
<jaeger> i was about to say we have ridiculously long file names
<jaeger> but then i remembered emeeting
<jaeger> nangyari sakin last week where it was actually useful to have DoAfterDoAfterInsert
i cant be expected to remember all the great things i say!
it’s friday, i should be allowed to destroy things
how did you expect me to understand that without context
pwedeng walang ginagawa and not be bored
Rock makes you immortal
if rock makes you immortal… then that explains Steven Tyler
ano mas maangas na reply: "yup" or "yeah"
nde ba better posture is better
ang hirap hindi magslouch when i’m always around little people
game, mula ngayon, pagalitan nyo ako if i’m slouching
<jaeger> i’m going to put the ff in an email reply:
<jaeger> Technically speaking, we have not implemented anything like this before; we just like to pretend we can do it when we respond to presales.
<jaeger> too snarky?
<jaeger> but it’s the truth!
<jaeger> hindi kasi natin triny talaga sa proposals
<jaeger> we just literally pretend that we can do it
the main risk is that i might be completely wrong :p
at 19, many people are still stupid
catholics are christians!
testers try nyo sa bug report description, sa dulo merong "ayusin mo"
you know what they say about regular expressions
who is the boss of you?
i know when i’ve clicked!
madalas hindi ko nadidistinguish yung mga girls
<jaeger> just become a hobo
<jaeger> and live under a bridge or something
<jaeger> tapos after 2 weeks show up at the office, shaggy and unshaven
<jaeger> stop using opera you hipster
<jaeger> try mo mag get latest
<jaeger> baka merong gwapo na nagcommit ng fix pero hindi pa tinest
<hunter> sabi ko lang mahal
<hunter> tapos when i looked around wala na sya
when im walking and trying to keep my posture straight, i feel more pompous than usual
ang condition ko to buy a car is pag meron akong driver
<jaeger> .css("display", "awesome") pala
<jaeger> hindi naging awesome yung page mo?
<jaeger> baka it only works if awesome din yung nagexecute
whatever you do, dont cross the streams #programming
<jaeger> it’s isn’t necessary for the picker picker to be randomly picked
<jaeger> therefore pwedeng isa lang ung picker picker
<jaeger> and no need for a picker picker picker
kahit magpaupgrade ka your eclipse will still hang a lot
tayo kaya ako ng restaurant, house of bacon
<jaeger> so i was tempted to go to hungry hippo for bacon rice
<jaeger> but i was like, "nah, too unhealthy"
<jaeger> so i went to east
<jaeger> and the very first stall when i went in had a tray of bacon
<jaeger> cant fight fate!
pag worldnews walang nakakaalam
find yourself some beaches
dont make up terms
there’s something more complicated than a regex?
that’s where i overheard someone commenting na may libro na raw agad yung les miserables
we’re still using the old stupid tag classes
<jaeger> natawa ako dun sa image of marriage announcement between Amy Wang and Brad Holder
<jaeger> the Wang-Holder nuptials
<jaeger> get your mind out of the gutter
you cant cougar them all
im not lazy because i want to be lazy. im lazy so that no one else has to be
i will gladly fall on this sword for you guys
also, mulan is better
<jaeger> you can talk to globe, but smart cares
<jaeger> why are you asking me
<jaeger> i cant help it if im a big deal
i dont just give out my jokes for free
trust me, im french
i can french press 300 pounds
it must be fate
tanong mo muna kung 0 ka or 1
smelling things that are burning, my one weakness
malakas ba ung smell ng something burning? baka mamatay tayo
<jaeger> thats not a weakness
<jaeger> its a feature
you’re overpreparing, just do it
<jaeger> wala akong pagibig e, pagasa lang
<jaeger> marami namang uses ang payong
<jaeger> nde lang pang ulan
<jaeger> pwede rin pang araw
<jaeger> or as a weapon
<jaeger> oh, have you heard about the indie game Octodad
<jaeger> it’s about an octobus trying to pretend to be a normal human in a normal family
i want to try different cheeses
<jaeger> asia is huge
<jaeger> it should be asia
<jaeger> mas malaki ung odds
<jaeger> of tomatoes
we have so much crappy unused code scattered everywhere
whats with the haikus? / i dont know how to do that / refridgerator
<jaeger> ki in that picture looks the same as i’ve seen him in person
<jaeger> i never thought of him as pogi…but then again, i’m a guy
<jaeger> you should be reaching out to them more
<jaeger> dont be your usual stoic self
well, just stalk them on facebook until you’re comfortable enough
<jaeger> well the problem is
<jaeger> you’re a plant
san daw galing ang power ng koreans
edi sa korean-te
ang metro manila mabudburan lang ng konting ulan, floods and traffic na
<jaeger> sad news guise
<jaeger> it’s not bread and spread today
<jaeger> grabe kagabi sa bus bay ng mega
<jaeger> may dagat ng tao
<jaeger> i imagine some toys attending a convention
<jaeger> bawal daw ang humans
actually, im tired of being german
<hunter> just leave your stuff behind
<hunter> be free of the trappings of this world
<hunter> you pirates!
<hunter> i’m just being helpful
<hunter> and yet you doubt me
<hunter> how hard it is to be a helpful man
mamayang rush hour pa uulan
<hunter> i dont blame him
<hunter> ayaw ko rin magfarm
<hunter> are you a crack addict
<vongola> wth are you buying pirated stuff
<hunter> lion king 1/2? is it like ranma 1/2?
<hunter> simba becomes a girl pag nabasa ng tubig
wala bang crook handle ang condoms mo
i know things!
hey tama lahat ng pronunciation ko
<hunter> i cant pronounce z anyway
<hunter> it led to some confusion when i kept talking about dragonball sea
lol you dont have to get them all!
im not really into pokemon
what? my repository’s not good enough for you?
Ang useful nitong MMDA traffic mirror; pwede ako makipagargue sa taxi pag sinabi nya matraffic. I’ll argue with the taxi, but not the driver
i dont mind being approved
<hunter> what if hindi natuloy yung robbery sa home alone
<hunter> tas andun pa lahat ng traps paguwi ng family
the only reason to go to hk is for work!
<hunter> how can he be male
<hunter> he doesnt wear pants
<hunter> there’s nothing there!
i already fixed 2 bugs today, that’s productive right
what if nagkatypo sa template nung pcv. tapos the form was named PRETTY CASH VOUCHER
<hunter> so im playing this rpg right
<hunter> and i had to give a first name and a last name
<hunter> I always use "Guy" as a first name sa rpgs
<hunter> tapos wala akong maisip na last name so I put "Hunter"
<hunter> i’m already 40 hours in before ko napansin na Guy Hunter didnt sound good
<hunter> considering how mission-critical winona is, it needs to be more stable
<hunter> like it should have horses
<hunter> that thing with the singles-baiting is one of the things i dislike about weddings
<hunter> that and the beheadings
<hunter> i mean, it’s fine if people volunteer for it
<hunter> but it’s annoying when napipilitan mga tao
democracy is a bad idea
never trust developers, they are tricksy folk
try mo mag gugel to find a way
I shoudn’t be held responsible for things I say or do past 2am
Code written past midnight is the most dangerous code
<hunter> ugh, i dunno how users work
<hunter> i’ll stay out of this
bawal mag-NO sakin
binigyan ka na ng opening, you blew it
tz walks into a bar. "Ouch," he says
hunter so a dyslexic walks into a bra
i remember na iniisip ko before pag naging formal ang dress code, magreresign na ako (ulit)
<hunter> gagawa ako ng shop, Snack Overflow
<hunter> well, maybe i’ll just put it in the RPG i’m going to make
<hunter> that’s cheaper
<hunter> i’ll also put in the RPG that NPC who just says "I’m working on a project with Java"
Never ka naman magkakaron ng certainty sa buhay so just move forward even with doubt
pag merong mahirap sagutin, magjojoke lang ako or tatahimik and let mr xxx figure it out haha
you should have dressed as a plumber
anyway, the good thing is i got free lunch
i kept wondering if deep inside they were thinking that the practices were really incompetent
oh man, if you say either pineapple or bacon or hawaiian i might interrupt with something ridiculous
parang mamamatay ka pag nasa bubong ka ng mrt
<hunter> i think my intuition is pretty good here
<hunter> there’s a high probability that they are from cebu
very few people complain when they get started
dapat may naeearn na dress-down offset
youd like that wouldnt you
hey, im just representing the people here
<hunter> also, jollibee fries > mcdo fries
<hunter> might be because i dont like mcdo in general haha
<hunter> im just against american imperialism
i was just expressing how much i dont care
clowns are scared of me
you underestimate how much people love l4d2
the first step is admitting it
wait, we’re not talking about animals right
Magtrabaho tayo kahit brownout
mental note: make a class named SomeSortOfUtils
what separates duty and responsibility?
at sa yong pagliban, ang tanging pabaon ko ay jollibee
you dont get to ask me questions without authenticating
dev kasi ako, so ang gusto ko yung mas madali para sa devs :p
love is like a rhino. if it cannot find a way, it will make a way
the unwritten rule is in your heart
<hunter> step 1: read
<hunter> step 2: ???
<hunter> step 3: prophet!
if i leave, im not standing by!
<hunter> it’s not like we can plan ahead of time when shit happens pag malapit na yung target
<hunter> sino may sala
<hunter> may sala kami sa bahay
(AM) renz: <hunter> they can prism me all they want
<hunter> magpose pa ko
now i’m really not sure what crack you’re smoking
baka mabagal dahil andito na kayo lahat
should i kill the others who are using it?
sayang naman 4g if it;s being stupid
naka off emotions
i feel like a true fan would have taken the challenge
i didnt see that written anywhere! #unwrittenlaws
<hunter> pag salted, two users with the same password will have different random strings
<hunter> yung isa matabang
zombies are too dead to get points
<hunter> it’s practically friday
<hunter> i can almost smell the weekend
it’s a good thing we’re standby then!
SCS. That’s what our problem is
don’t try to justify yourself
no problems? That’s better!
Who are you calling an idiots?
toughen the **** up
uh, please rephrase your question in a manner specific to your problem
<hunter> there is no in general at the moment
<hunter> there is only the case by case basis
<hunter> well mura yun for you and me
<hunter> but poor people will be sad
that’s how you became a rich guy!
gusto ko maging hermit
you already give that service for free!
bawal na lang magkacritical sa gabi
are you questioning my beliefs?!?
in the early 22nd century, metro manila declares independence and you need a passport in addition to the toll fee when coming in through the nlex
that’s so 80s
i hear you volunteering
<hunter> on the contrary
<hunter> everytime they win tuwang-tuwa sila
i would never say something so outrageous
<hunter> well no
<hunter> feeling ko relax pa rin sila
<hunter> theyre probably having crumpets right now
<hunter> and chit chatting about the royal baby
<hunter> anyway, let’s not worry about it
<hunter> basta let’s do our best!
<hunter> i dont blame people
<hunter> but it’s josiah’s fault
DI pwedeng driven by emotions ang diet
<hunter> what kelan ko yan sinabi
<hunter> i feel like half the things you quote about me arent true
mas malungkot ba ang centimeter kesa sa meter
we dont know what everyone will want
di na importante ang kasaysayan. You should focus on the present
(8:13:46 PM) stang (roy): wala ka namang titignan
(8:13:49 PM) stang (roy): it’s not a mystery
<hunter> hanggang 12 lang yung uat talaga
<hunter> yung extra hour is for shenanigans
the answer is always "I dont know, but we can find out together"
what if it’s just me being popular
i cant see beyond Monday
matakot kayo pag gumalaw ang edsa
i dont think translating hentai is a problem
<hunter> oh youre asking me
<hunter> i thought you were informing me lol
<hunter> well, in the first year of my presidency
<hunter> the first budget i submit will have no allocation for pork barrel
hindi naman ako yung susuko e
i’m also immune to chemicals
<hunter> i’ve actually already done the profiling
<hunter> but i cant find anything of interest
<hunter> but then again i wasnt looking too hard
nde na kasi kayo mahal ng nanay nyo
when you play the game of the generals, you win, you die, or you both die.
too late, i got dibs
what if we outlaw being excessively rich?
<hunter> feeling ko nde na talaga ako pwede
<hunter> parating may mga crisis starting 9pm
there’s such a thing as boobs being too big
it’s not like we’re strangers
i wouldnt want to live in a place where pants are illegal
<hunter> ang tagal ko pinagisipan nung violators will be whipped
<hunter> other options were: violaters will be flogged
<hunter> violators will be tarred and feathered
i dislike this girl
sa side ko i’m like "it’s written right there!"
sino ba yung mentor? baka mas gwapo ako
in fairness, maraming nakabasa nung violators will be whipped
<hunter> i dislike na hardcoded yung pangalan ko dun sa calendar
<hunter> the only way to get out of it is to recruit someone else named Roy
what if humans didnt do stupid things
<hunter> stupid humans!
<hunter> bat kayo tumahimik
<hunter> sorry for calling you humans stupid
<hunter> try using eskyuel for the actual word sequel
- hunter napanood mo na yung SQL ng despicable me?
<hunter> catholic priests dont have sects
<hunter> other catholics can have as much sects as they want
it doesnt feel like anything, thats the point
<hunter> thats what happens when you bumble around!
<hunter> im not sure that person exists
<hunter> baka alamat lang
<hunter> baka si jsze
it seems kahit walang uat, we can create our own crisis
lets panic more tomorrow
by default you assume trouble
// When problems are encountered, show them you’re still okay. Be Strong! #actualcodecomment
alangan naman may sat work sa fri
<hunter> im curious which part of the sentence x had trouble parsing
<hunter> well, hindi pala sya sentence
<hunter> i remember all your birthdays
<hunter> pero hindi ako bumabati
ask, like a man
e kasi naman suspicious talaga!
is this "survey" for a "friend"?
im always serious
who says you won
only the final round matters
<hunter> pano kaya pag magresign ako bigla
<hunter> hirap maging responsable lol
<hunter> ganyan naman lahat ng tao
<hunter> it’s easier to get angry over email/chat/internets whatever
<hunter> kesa face to face
<hunter> kasi impersonal
<hunter> im not sure if one should suddenly decide to take a month off while stressed
<hunter> making decisions while stressed is a bad idea
is there a place we can go where we can just shout out loud
I don’t know how to work with humans
<hunter> unions are bad
<hunter> dapat union all
home is where the ps3 is
marriage doesnt automatically lead to children
dont discriminate by color!
wala pang ibang nakaintindi nung joke
1:30:22 <hunter> you got rejected?
<hunter> that implies you actually tried something!
<hunter> no i dont mind
<hunter> it’s only banned when you’re being annoying
did you know you can put on headphone and shout at people and its okay
alam mo naman si Eclipse, dapat di mo ibully. You must handle it gently
uwi na kayo. Ang babaw nyo na
I cant simply explain the matrix
nothing like a critical to wake you up in the morning
I wanted a breakfast meal
I got a jolly hotdog
I’ve never been more disappointed with a jolly hotdog in my life
we need more statuses
<hunter> we should refer to colors IRL by winona status
- hunter for fixing na yung traffic light!
we dont have time for shenanigans
<hunter> you can watch me enjoy the device
<hunter> I’ve already slept on it
<hunter> it would help if you guys donated say P200 each to support me
<hunter> it’s not like i can’t afford it
<hunter> grabe may data cap
<hunter> how savage
dictatorship naman ako e
ganyan talaga when being evasive
<hunter> let the food come to you
<hunter> be like honey to flies
if narereplicate nyo na, that’s not really a problem
well, bigger is always better
dont reply to me
in fact kung walang makakapansin, maguuwi na lang ako ng isa
idk and idc
im all out of ****s to give
<hunter> shift ka rin
<hunter> oh sorry, mali basa ko
<hunter> we’re at the brink of insanity kahit andito ako
<hunter> masanay ka na lang na living on the edge
someone should answer my question, it’s important
that way lies madness
baka lang meron kang more critical things to worry about
hindi bumabalik ang hp pag hindi ka pa natutulog
sabi kasi nya ok daw sa umaga, you just talk about not doing things until i arrive
<hunter> we dont have ample time for future projects either
<hunter> we just keep getting into time debt
nahihirapan nga ako isipin kung anong date na at any given time
<hunter> its because we’re not amateurs
<hunter> we only use professional utils
i believe in you!
i feel like we need more descriptive constants
parang kadarating ko lang dinner na iniisip ko
be the change you want to see in the world
that’s always a bad sign
it was a good decision to switch
no time like the presence
i want to stop patching =/
nung bata ako, santa clause believed in me
my only experience with a chimney involved us getting smoked out of the house
that’s BS. 3 year olds are idiots
If it looks like the weather’s about to clear and you can go out, don’t do it! These rains are sneaky!
<hunter> i have a problem
<hunter> dalawa na yung payong ko dito sa office
<hunter> baka kulang yung binigay nyang letters
<hunter> tapos umuwi na sya
<hunter> and nde tayo makakatulog
<hunter> did you like store everything i ever said
<hunter> i dont even remember that
<hunter> unattainable daw yung sagot
<hunter> kasi kulang ng isang n
buti nga dalawang piraso yung 2pc chicken mo
we should just give up on everything and go home
<hunter> he was looking for you
<hunter> you’re like ships passing in the night
<hunter> wth may nagquote na agad sakin sa twitter
<hunter> you’d know if you had twitter
you could have saved time by just believing what i said
you dont want to be punched in the guy
my explanation was perfect
there was a fold in space where the ads were
guys, anong plano nyong gawin sa buhay
that means im the best
it feels like it would be irresponsible
i dont like parties
dapat pag nagfriend request, may mandatory field to explain who the hell you are
it must be destiny
you and your indians
<hunter> then email him
<hunter> and complain
<hunter> im sorry
<hunter> i just made this one on the fly
<hunter> sabi na talaga
<hunter> basta magpatch tayo, may problem
<hunter> you say patching, I hear problems
<hunter> i also have to do things secretly
<hunter> para magimprove yung stealth skills
camden and do not delay
who is the cheesemonger #gameofthrones
your hardware is tired
he thought he could be a decent man in an indecent time
i’d try it, but…publishing
we can’t bend time
yould you rather be a cute kitten or a manly dog?
work from hell
what if you dont do the work and be happy?
<hunter> e kung philippine government na lang ang client natin
<hunter> edi sana may pork barrel na tayo
it’s called half uk shift because it only makes half sense
dont tell me what to do!
pag pwede magpause, that basically includes teleportation except nakakapagod
pag nagpause ka, hindi ka din makakagalaw
<hunter> minsan surprise lang sa gabi on the way back from dinner
<hunter> it felt like nature’s rage
let future us worry about it!
hindi ako makauwi because of this chismis
<hunter> it happens more often than you think
<hunter> i’ve said too much
<hunter> i must go
<hunter> what is this janet
<hunter> why do you have a project that is attuned to current events
<hunter> ngo daw tayo e
are you justice?!?
do you think i dont keep up to date?
<hunter> Technology meets genius Extensize training. opportunities for growth. Excellent work environment.
<hunter> spot the problems
<hunter> south people dont matter!
northern master race vs filthy southern peasants
<hunter> dont tell him!
<hunter> hindi pa nya alam!
<hunter> cover your eyes!
pano kung may verb na chowk
inulit mo lang yung words
<hunter> what if lahat ng error message natin may "Sadly,"
<hunter> Sadly, no workflow action is associated with this form.
<hunter> ang brittle na ng metro manila
<hunter> konting ulan lang
yung problem is you can’t really beat the final boss ship unless you grind a bit
<hunter> > <c> sana di kami [framework] sa janet <- dapat improve mo na lang yung [framework] instead of complaining about it
<hunter> we’ll see about that
<hunter> i’m really really really really really really sleepy
too much chocolate today
<hunter> anyway, why dont i get a per diem?
<hunter> i make a business trip to ortigas every day
not sure if euphemism
i retire forever
wang sounds like a chinese name
<hunter> im the king!
<hunter> i now retire gracefully
<hunter> kasi nga retired na ko
i only know of one censored activity
only because i told you THE SECRET!
i feel terrible
hindi ko kayo kelangan if nde bingo yung gusto ko itira
macho was living a life of lie!
<hunter> i must be drunk
<hunter> uwi na tayo
bakit andami nyong secrets
arr im wearing white socks right now!
screw these rules!
<hunter> > <ObiJuan> hunter - 4, x - 2 <- let’s stop now, and never do anagrams again
<hunter> when will you ever learn. You never try.
<hunter> sige, nde na kita kokonsensyahin gaano
<hunter> tagalog is hard
wag ka won’t fix
uy adult na si wang
<hunter> pero andaming papel
<hunter> save the trees!
verdicts dont judge!
<hunter> if you like
<hunter> but once you do, there’s no turning back
i’m always winning
<hunter> no no, we only get pizza if tz fails
<hunter> well, we might still get pizza if ory succeeds
pag sumakit tyan mo afterwards, nde na pwede
did you die?
<hunter> parang ok tumira sa korea
<hunter> normal sa kanila ung 100mbps internet
- hunter inb4 north
<hunter> i dont think i’d need to learn korean
<hunter> what if i’m there to teach english
but the problem with korea is that all the girls look the same
so guys, how much money would you be willing to accept to allow someone to stalk your honeymoon
let’s assume you have a hot spouse
people would want to stalk more if there’s a hot spouse!
all our screens are godscreens
<hunter> ito yung screen na nagpapakain kay tz
hindi naman kasi tayo binabayaran hourly
it’s up to you to raise when people are not following the spec
it’s because you dont care
we should all resign and be hermits
<hunter> then it’s a paradox
<hunter> baka naimpress sila kay mole
<hunter> then they’re like "all testers should be like him!"
it’s not a thesis defense!
<hunter> anong away nyo x
<hunter> have you grown tired of wang
if we become obsolete, why would we still be around
<hunter> we’re not really that interested
<hunter> well, baka si x
this is the future!
If you find yourself with some free time (maybe due to code freeze), here’s a fun task you can do as buffer: documentation!
<hunter> what tz
<hunter> dont you like fun?!?
<hunter> sadly no
<hunter> i dont have a solution for that yet
you should have offered to help her master baking
just text "sorry, you’re not interesting enough. thanks for playing!"
<hunter> what is the nosebleed gesture
<hunter> it could also mean these filthy peasants are beneath you
man, if i was uncomfortable for that long, i’d find a way to weasel out’
<hunter> this is impossible for us to evaluate, do you know why
<hunter> it’s because she’s a woman
<hunter> and we’re men
<hunter> we can only evaluate stuff that makes sense
<hunter> maybe nothing’s wrong with you
<hunter> maybe you’re amazing, just the way you are
did you ask her what her favorite dinosaur is?
people arent bananas!
<hunter> we have like 666 bugs for testing
<hunter> quick, close one of them!
arent we all actors on the stage of life
that makes it easier to sneak attack them
pag first world ka, mas marami kang napapansin na minor annoyances
dwarves and midgets have very little in common
<hunter> i dont mean my summary
<hunter> i mean my WTH about 30 minutes ago
i was lied to as well!
<hunter> ikaw lang
<hunter> wala nang iba
nde naman tayo mamamatay pag mawala ang chat for 5 mins
now i have to make a family
it took him 3 days to finish!
ang landi kasi nung flintstones e
grabe merong function si btan na doHiddenActionWithRelatives
meron daw sila database ng leads, pero nde nya maexplain how i got there
that’s soul crushing work
i wonder if they ever go home and and are like proud of the work they’ve done for the day
your soul can be crushed even when your job is one you like
<hunter> seriously, i can only continue dreams if i immediately go back to sleep after waking up
<hunter> yung quick enough that you don’t lose dream-memory yet
not even if it were the last anime on earth
your discussion has all but guaranteed that i will never ever play this game
it’s like we can see them but they cant see us
well, at least i got the ruffles
what if i only hate stupid people?
<hunter> i dunno
<hunter> i cant explain it
<hunter> its one of the mysteries of the universe
i said i’ll handle it.
<hunter> may kumuha ng kitkat ni x?
<hunter> hihingi pa naman sana ako
<hunter> check nyo sa cctv!
<hunter> > <in-in> > <hunter> sino ba naman kasi maiintimidate kay tz <- little kids <- hindi sya pwede maging pedophile
<hunter> im not intimidating at all
i dont see why im intimidating. i havent punched anybody in a long time
arent nerds less intimidating
bears are vicious
nung [project], aakyat pa kami ng bundok at tatawid ng ilog para makafix ng bug
<hunter> so black dude si eric clapton?
<hunter> i dunno what he looks like so it might be true
log mo na lang then continue using a sensible browser
<hunter> > <x> bakit ang mahal ng eggs benedict =/ <- galing pa sa dating pope
did you doubt me?
<hunter> 5x4x4 combinations yung sam hong
<hunter> 5x5x5 combinations yung the other one
<hunter> si chin
<hunter> how did you get those decimals
leave him to his fetishes
man, why dont i have chips ahoy. it’s like my life is incomplete
that has less rows than i expected
i dont trust him
dont do that, macoconfuse
pakitimpla ako ng kape
<hunter> dont be scared
<hunter> but dont whip me either
i’m too full to walk over there
> <c> sorry to interrupt <- naks, nde na basta basta nagswerve
<hunter> > <in-in> parang wala masyadong fanfare <- you might not be following the correct people on twitter
i did nazi that coming
<hunter> sinong ninamedrop nya
<hunter> ako ba
<hunter> 10 million lang?
<hunter> wait, kanino nya ibibigay
<hunter> pwede kami kumita
<hunter> split na lang kami ni husband tag 5 million
i wonder if the plan is like "shit, huli na tayo, akusahan na lang natin lahat para magulo"
only if you dont have level 7 clearance
magagalit yung avengers pag nakita syang buhay pa
nde ko rin naintindihan yung ending
aha nde nagdeny na magaasawa na
the show is very whedonesque
how would you even google that
just for that you must keep working
parang everyday na ako merong shows
<hunter> > <carding> dun sa wii nya <- so, are you playing with his wii now?
i’d glare but he’s not here
find out why it happens and how we can avoid it
<hunter> > <carding> konti pagpipilian ni tall girl sa boys <- but taller boys are better
hindi ko naintindihan what less privilege means
i should utilize wang fully
<hunter> it was funny
<hunter> naalala ko lang because i had to kill a session
wala pa bang matchbox 21
i’d go but i’m feeling a little unwell
<hunter> as long as it doesnt last until 3 am
<hunter> and wala masyadong bright lights
7:13:13 <hunter> there’s a long email discussion which ended with the conclusion i added there as a comment
<hunter> do you want to be added to the thread to object to it
<hunter> do you want to be added to the thread to read the explanation?
kasi ayaw na lang nya tanggapin yung pinapagawa nung comment
i dunno how manila works lol
parang nawala yung extra week!
i’d turn off validations
what is pacu2
im not sure there is a letter z
internet explorer, how quaint
that’s not even remotely answering my question
<hunter> alam nyo yung old wives tale na bawal diretso umuwi pag galing sa lamay
<hunter> nung pauwi na kami kagabi may pinabaon pa saming siopao
<hunter> tapos dumaan pa muna kami ng shakeys para nde diretso umuwi
wala namang sense maging superstitious
lol wang cant even feel code yet
<hunter> parang training lang yan ni mr miyagi
<hunter> kelangan mapinturahan yung fence
<hunter> i just got to this mode by accident
<hunter> im not sure if i should leave
<hunter> aha thanks
<hunter> c it’s like having a daily standup meeting, except via email
<hunter> para aware ka what issues the rest of the team is facing
<hunter> kasi you’re supposed to be part of a team, not just worrying about your own thing only
i like to be aware when other projects are fucking up
so are you saying daily standup meetings are a bad idea?
<hunter> may ganyan ba sa pilipinas
<hunter> meron lang tayo nung opposite: anti-vegetarians
may wireless girls
i know this because i have oracle certification
<hunter> > <rider> nakuha mo naman na yung path ng record <- but what if i want to spy on you
pinanood ko yung first ep ng bagong show ni michael j fox, its a bit shaky
mohammedwebster -> half muslim, half dictionary
but LOV makes the world go round
there was a lot of food that day…
<hunter> why did you reset
<hunter> you animal
pano ba natin sila nauuto
<hunter> this is a good time to invade america
<hunter> none of these explanations are satisfactory
<hunter> you are not smarter than a fifth grader
are you saving it for marriage?
<hunter> those are different numbers
<hunter> or vital stats mo yan?
that was a lot more diplomatic than the first draft I had in my head
dont settle for 3rd place
dont play online if you cant take trash talk from trolls
<hunter> medyo ok pa tayo sa asia
<hunter> since asians dont trash talk as much as americans
it’s not the money that bothers me, it’s the paperwork
i dont trust house selling people
i’ll just cut my own lumber and build my own house
you and your dan brown
but i cant berate them, it’d cost a text
this doesnt even add up!
<hunter> what did the optimist say after jumping off the building rooftop
<hunter> "so far so good"
- hunter i’m a level 5 vegan. i don’t eat anything that casts a shadow
families shouldnt take the train!
matrtraumatize mga bata
bitter you than me
<hunter> okay im out of embarrassing stories
<hunter> im no danger
basta dont commit that shit to main
i thing therefore i am
<hunter> i dont trust yung chargers nyo jan
<hunter> parang they’re slutty
you wake up in the morning, not on the morning
because we dont entertain concepts
it must be irrelephant
my enthusiasm for working had faded with this stupid eclipse crap in the morning
<hunter> i like to imagine [project] as this huge creaky wwii-era battleship
<hunter> we’re not really sure why it’s still floating
<hunter> and we constantly have to fix things everywhere
<hunter> but gosh darn it we’ll get to our destination before this ship sinks
compile errors are like body pains, they’re symptoms of things we need to fix
<hunter> there’s that new band, i heard they’re pretty good
<hunter> the eraserheads
for that you shall pay a terrible price
his offical position is "closet heartbreaker"
paggising sa umaga, build problem ang almusal
english, do you speak it?
<hunter> pano mo ireresearch
<hunter> magpopost ka sa facebook page asking "lalake ka ba?
there is a way, if you make a way
going home at the end of the day is a human right
<hunter> iniimagine nyo ba mga worst-case scenario
<hunter> like what if na-world trade center ang tektite
<hunter> i have sight beyond sight
<hunter> this is stupid, i’ll just go make a sandwich
<hunter> what is this wang hat
<hunter> can someone draw it
if mahaba, that’s not a point
if you forget about the past you cant learn from it
it’s not famed if we dont know what it is
but i want to be coy
hash tags are for topics, not opinions
did you know: the word bed is shaped like a bed
if you dont care why are you complaining
<hunter> foreseeing is for believing
<hunter> that sounds better
it doesnt count if i was quoting other sources
i have a problem going to the office period
NO TO MODES
<hunter> it’s looking with sexual desire
<hunter> ganyan si x mag glare
imbistigahan mo how to make things go zoom
why vnc when you can walk
it’s better than idolizing justin bieber
<hunter> there is such a thing as doing science better
<hunter> research methodologies, approaches, thinking outside the box
<hunter> it’s like programming
<hunter> some approaches are better than others
<hunter> people do things for recognition all the time
<hunter> scientists are no different
<hunter> i dont like using the term ironic
<hunter> it’s alanis’ fault
it’s great that you are easily amused
why dont you believe in magic
the oop experience shouldnt be relevant
<hunter> let’s escape
<hunter> and never come back
luckily i didnt commit anything stupid (i think)
<hunter> may nagpost kasi sa facebook ko tapos naexcite din ako then nadisappoint
<hunter> and i was like, i must share this feeling
yung garlic and cheese nde sya masarap pag malamig na
i allow you to eat
i should be thanked everywhere
<hunter> at the end of all things
<hunter> when there’s no one left but me and my books
<hunter> there, i shall read them
the world has changed
the earthquake changed him
tsk now things will be awkward
this is the curse of laziness
on the other hand, there are five fingers
damn those meddling kids
<hunter> magvolunteer kaya ako na judge
<hunter> im willing to accept bribes
im naked under these clothes
protip: they’re always recording
that’s like saying natutuwa ang devs pag may bugs
time > money
rules? we have no rules
i was on twitter before it was cool
they accepted the potato…and fried it
<hunter> then the solution is simple
<hunter> dont answer
i dislike dogs
hindi lahat ng tao ganun kababaw
is it because people are becoming stupider?
<hunter> sino may sabi nyan
<hunter> pawang kasinungalingan
bakit starting 2007 lang yung pagibig ko
im more benevolent than some other hosts
masyado bang high quality yung tinatarget ko
black couch lang bastos na agad
step 1: don’t
<hunter> we can call her cbags for short
<hunter> dont tell her i said that
apparently im glowing
there are many secrets in [project]
havent you heard the expression 3 square meals a day
a pokemon chose me!
i would choose that nurse that heals your pokemon
my guard is never down!
i should just fudge these numbers
it’s the circle of life
sabihin mo nawalan ka ng respeto sa kanya
hindi sumasang-ayon sa saligang batas
away na lang
babe, greek myth isnt real
so pag nde mo kami sinabihan, nde kami important!
you should tell us where you’re going so that we’re important
<hunter> so we’re only half important
<hunter> we’ll just make up stories then
<hunter> like nagsl ka kasi buntis
you’re the superuser of your own life
yung copy&paste pwede mong gamitin para sa ikabubuti ng lipunan
if it helps, i grant you absolution
pwede yan, kung may shotgun
> wang for all, all for wang
<hunter> each project figures out too late that they have no such standards
pag kausap nyo si harry, do you feel like telling him he’s a wizard
<hunter> how can you not get this right
<hunter> there’s a song
find a crazy roommate, make a sitcom
that was a crappy movie!
water world is a great movie!
<hunter> we dont have leadership
<hunter> we are a lawless wasteland
last year was tyranny
unless we establish dominance over these filthy peasants
<hunter> i wonder if politicians secretly have meetings like this
<hunter> where they voice opinions theyd never say in public
sabi ni shishio, the weak shall be food for the strong!
maraming squatters na may aircon, malaking tv, etc
what if someone uploads porn to the family portal
a lot of the stuff takes too much involvement
walang kapit bahay si batman
it was like waking up in hell!
rich people kids are weird
the rest of you should work hard
<hunter> kung sabi ni master sure why not
<hunter> hindi ako ang may final say
<hunter> bahala na si wang
<hunter> sabihin mo recovering alcoholic ka
<hunter> you dont want to fall off the wagon
miners should have +str
i already said i’ll go. wala namang penalty for changing my mind later :p
ibig sabihin, gagalingan nyo na lang
<hunter> natetempt akong wag na lang umattend
<hunter> what do i get out of it aside from free food
pag type mo, nde na yun praktis
so what do evil people use for parsing json?!?
one does not simply watch the entire LOTR trilogy
you can lower to 10% if you cant take it
you’re what’s wrong with this country
seas arent lakes!
that’s called deduction
ayoko ng may misses sa grammar
he likes to assume that things are simpler than they really are
we’re already trapped in the sunk cost fallacy
<hunter> im not one of the chronically late :p
<hunter> lahat ng late ko conscious decision haha
yung heat nya may kasamang humidity
<hunter> you’re wrong
<hunter> how can you be so wrong
people cant change
baka nagdown yung jabber para it’s harder to warn people that [boss] is nearby #conspiracy
you’re one of those people!
baka nafix ko magically
<hunter> baka magiigib pa sya ng tubig
<hunter> at magsisibak ng kahoy
tsk bilib pa naman kami sa inyo
there can be only wang
you must find this answer on your own
<hunter> i dont ever hope to make the cms framework accessible
ako lang ang pwede mag destroy
<hunter> you dont get me
<hunter> nobody gets me
I just came here for the bread and spread #10years
I’m thankful for working with best, the brightest, smartest and talented people… oh, and also you guys #10years
I don’t know how I lasted 10 years without offending anyone… or getting fired #10years
<hunter> bubuksan ko lang pag emergency
<hunter> when all hope is lost
stop stalking me
if i was a wedding planner, weddings would be waaaaay more efficient
it really doesnt work unless i say it out loud
<hunter> ah well, it’s a problem that even if may cute girl, idk how to determine if she is age-appropriate
<hunter> age-appropriateness is more important
hindi kelangan ipaliwanag ang preference mo
sabihin mo "i dont like"
<hunter> it’s a spectrum
<hunter> of gayness
pag kwinestyon ka nila, bigla kang magbreak out into song. "It’s my life" by bon jovi
what is this dev life
i’d only consider moving because traffic is stupid
<hunter> > <x> a condo? <- if kaya lang bumili ng condo sa mall, dati pa ako bumili
<hunter> tamad ako to do all the papers and shit
i only have two real concerns: traffic and internets
that sentence sounds like i could put it in a dc comic book panel and it would still work
if that were true, surely someone would have uploaded it to youtube by now
there are people who can’t follow directions in a wizard
dont reply to mails angry
ok lang makipagdebate, but dont let emotions cloud your judgment
i was doubting myself for nothing!
Lahat kaya ng pag-ibig.
<hunter> there are no instructions
<hunter> only word of mouth
<hunter> there’s no such thing as dying of old age
<hunter> parating may cause, "old age" isn’t a cause
<hunter> i only gave one choice
<hunter> and it’s already both
- hunter anong gulay ang hindi para kay kuya?
<hunter> ans: sayote
<hunter> buti pa sa [project], madali gumawa ng relationship
<hunter> tell that to tz
how to resolve complaints: stop complaining
i’ve seen the code, i agree [project] is worse
we should have a joke-off
i cant do anything though, i’m lawful good
i don’t repeat jokes
<hunter> this is why i hate proposals
<hunter> so many lies
i’m dying, but i don’t want to get a med cert
why won’t you say? is it because you don’t want to be sexually attracted to us?
why did you take my name in vain
dapat "the great roy tang"
<hunter> i was off by 1
<hunter> programmer kasi
<hunter> also, in spanish, conductor means driver
<hunter> that really threw me off
we’re filipinos, we don’t kill people unless we’re riding in tandem
she should commit seppuku
at least nde ka hypocrite, either side of the story payag ka
i dont like how we don’t really delete things
<hunter> i expect na other places are the same or worse
<hunter> the only real escape is to declare independence
<hunter> you cant kill me
<hunter> i have a dead man’s switch set up with your secret
<hunter> iniisip ko minsan to randomly treat a homeless person to a meal at jollibee or something
<hunter> pero parang it’s dangerous
<hunter> im an oldie
<hunter> i dont replace the water
<hunter> bawal talaga ako
<hunter> im out of your league guys
i’m too strong for my own good
only humans can eat things with shells
<hunter> yes, but i dont randomly viber people "Hi"
<hunter> it’s weird
<hunter> sino iviviber mo
<hunter> wag mo ko landiin wang
<hunter> you need to be famous first
<hunter> otherwise, you’re called an extra instead
but i’m already the man!
<hunter> aliens who are afraid of condos
bago yung machine ko
i am above the system
suck it xp peasants
<hunter> my machine name is now bolognese
<hunter> im not sure what to say pag tinanong ako bakit ko pinalitan
<hunter> i wonder if we’re already "safe"
<hunter> lagyan natin ng condom yung server para safe
i cant judge cute, but he was wearing red, does that help?
i think you receive the right amount of flak
if you dont want to work here, why are you still here
no, the proper response is "by your command"
tz touched me in a gay manner!
lampas 7 inches yung akin
out of 10 points, the score is macho
my precious lead is in peril
<hunter> do you think it’s rude to talk to people without identifying yourself first
<hunter> hypothetically speaking
run really fast, dont look back
dont axe me
I’m sorry, our software is perfect. The problem must be you.
<hunter> what, you’re too good for us now?
<hunter> mr big shot
<hunter> guys may double down na ulit
<hunter> you’re already eating something unhealthy, might as well go all the way
> Lunch: Freedom!!!
<hunter> internet bridges
<hunter> connecting you to the future
unions aren’t bad, they’re just misunderstood
<hunter> the great thing about being a dev, is we’re the last to be obsoleted
<hunter> kami yung nangoobsolete ng ibang tao
automated testing just means the testers will be moved to higher-value testing
i made you all look at your keyboards
overheard at our block: pahiram ng sausage mo
<hunter> maaga ako nagigising araw-araw
<hunter> iba yun sa maagang pumapasok
i cant quote a tangincheek
<hunter> wala ka kasing finesse wang
<hunter> brute force lang alam mo
only the best get to be on c’s jabber list
if it’s still a problem, it’s btan’s fault
overheard at our block: "My eggs are cracked"
<hunter> guys kunwari nakababa ka ng tektite
<hunter> tapos biglang kang natae
<hunter> san ka ccr and bakit
i believe in loops
i need to wait until i get a chance to do something major that propels me into the national spotlight
<hunter> i have grown harsh
<hunter> tempered by yesterday’s betrayals
oh yeah?? I’ll show you a bone!
im busy fighting for rotten bananas everywhere
be the jvm
become one with the heap
<hunter> year 2000 pinublish yung storm of swords
<hunter> pag lampas 10 years, pwede na ispoil
<hunter> gawa na lang kaya ako ng flappy bird
<hunter> but my life might be ruined
you know im a fan of just tossing people into the deep end
yes, yes and yes
ang ninjas hindi nakikita sa cctv
such is the way of the world
ano first name ni pikachu? ans: cherry pie
<hunter> lunch is a human right
<hunter> pandante is not a human right
<hunter> I can see my house from the moon
<hunter> kelangan lang mag enhance
<hunter> there’s no way anyone can catch up to me
<hunter> it’s mathematically impossible
pano na ang peace and quiet
<hunter> i know you guys rely on me to bring levity
<hunter> i have failed you
dapat tinatanggal na pag hindi na ginagamit
i’m not sure how having a black guy as [human] torch works
<hunter> we have like a billion random servlets
<hunter> para tayong mcdonalds
<hunter> "Billions served!"
beauty cant protect you from bullets. if venezuela descends into chaos, will they still be able to send ms universe contestants?
<hunter> but i’ve already moved on lol
<hunter> i’m focusing on international problems now
<hunter> ano sabi nung taga ukraine na apathetic
<hunter> wang doesnt have a point
<hunter> just a tip
<hunter> may ibig sabihin ba yung band name ng u2?
<hunter> or tipong may nagtext lang kay bono "isip ka ng band name!" "ok, u2"
trust me guys; I’m totally a poet
You cant expect the tools to read your mind.
more builds have been broken because of unintended commits
devs should have commit awareness
<hunter> dapat aware kung ano yung mga dapat icommit and kung ano yung hindi
<hunter> not just blindly commit everything na may change sa local
kaya nga may source control, so I can try shit on my local without affecting everyone else
the fact that you all had the privilege of meeting me was just a happy accident
<hunter> no to sugarcoating
<hunter> just be direct and honest
<hunter> the truth will set you free
everybody is a bad coder
bakit pag puno ung bladder mo ang sarap mag-pee?
dapat maniwala tayo sa taga cavite
PROTIP: pag nahirapan kayo sumagot sa tanong nya, distract him with some other topic so that he goes on a long tangent
<hunter> pag nagalit ako, malalaman nyo
<hunter> maghahalo ang balat sa tinalupan
im not a table flipping kind of guy
How could cheese ever be wrong? I don’t want to live in a world where cheese is wrong.
im not sure how to interpret this, but it seems this brownie is way way resilient
<hunter> i dont see a challenge
<hunter> i see an opportunity
the only real way to end the streak is to have the undertaker challenge himself
<hunter> i seriously doubt aristotle is more famous than jesus
<hunter> 99% of people living today wouldnt know who aristotle is
<hunter> what bakit mo niredeem
<hunter> dapat ako mag redeem
<hunter> im the redeemer
(3:31:31 PM) stang (roy): one cant assume things
(3:31:35 PM) stang (roy): that makes an ass of u and me
<hunter> tsk you werent paying attention to me
<hunter> pinapansin mo lang when someone is heating someone else’s hotdog
time, who can understand it
alam mo naman ako, i tend to worry about things even if nde pa kelangan
<hunter> im not hating on her
<hunter> i mean, i’d still tap that
<hunter> where do astronauts hang out?
<hunter> at the space bar!
yeah, real people are assholes
<hunter> four of me!
<hunter> that’s four times too much awesomeness
<hunter> how can the world take it
why do only the bright ojts get ideas
it means you must google
<hunter> walang bras sa westeros
<hunter> pag tanggal ng robes, parating boobs na agad
<hunter> why do we exist
<hunter> we are extensions of the will of the universe
i’m not sure if it’s good that i’m being compared to a eunuch
<hunter> im a shining example
<hunter> i was fixing something else
<hunter> then i saw the problem
<hunter> and i was like, this is fucking familiar
idk which meal is which anymore
basta if (hungry()) eat()
august is the best month
<hunter> i already receive too much mail meant for the other roy tangs
<hunter> i should kill them all and absorb their power
<hunter> i am technically correct
<hunter> that’s the best kind of correct
I will grace you people with my presence
i vote people
i am the people
pandante caused the extinction of the dinosaurs
let the corny flow through you
<hunter> may chinese blood ka ba?
<hunter> try to spill some of it
<hunter> why are you blaming me
<hunter> it’s not like corny ako
<hunter> wag kayo gagaya sakin
<hunter> it’s bad
also i slouch, like a predator
What is life without WHO
<hunter> basta keep better track
<hunter> dont make us look out for you
dont give in to despair
java is the devil
dont make me draw a graph!
im not krillin
<hunter> i think ill apply the yakimix policy to vikings
<hunter> kakain lang ako dun pag libre
<hunter> idk what to do today
<hunter> it’s too early to have a crisis
<hunter> we dont have a porch
<hunter> innova lang
6:49:53 <hunter> yung tsinelas yung may letter Y
im not sure if youre aware of this, but im not a girl
i have infinite bits
what i can do for the country is stay at home and not contribute to traffic
why must things cost money
it might lead to dark places on the internet
<hunter> dont reminisce!
<hunter> it’s dangerous
everyone should have ducktales
it’s not gay as long as walang swords crossing
<hunter> ugh this windows app layouting is boring
<hunter> i’d rather go to a meeting
<hunter> wala na kasing modern day gangsters
<hunter> theyre called corporations now
<hunter> blue ilang beses mo na ko gusto idate
<hunter> no means no!
<hunter> bilhin ko na lang kaya yung HH
<hunter> pero kailangan magpramis kayo na kakain kayo dun araw-araw for 10 years
<hunter> in any given industry, 95% of the people working there arent very good at what they do
<hunter> 74% of all statistics are made up
whenever you have troubles, just remember, you’re not living c’s life
dont come on internet
<hunter> ganyan ang mga pilipino, hindi kaya sumagot directly ng tanong
<hunter> "kumain ka na?" "busog pa ko e"
dapat tipong sisingit ka sa pila, tapos when the other people complain you’re like "excuse me!" (whips out card) "preferred client ako!"
<hunter> aw man, embarassing
<hunter> my text said "please dont call know"
<hunter> it lives on in our hearts
<hunter> now we shall never speak of it again
<hunter> what if we encase metro manila in a glass dome
<hunter> tapos airconditioned yung dome
<hunter> no wait
<hunter> what if we BLOT OUT THE SON
respond ka "i will crush you!"
idk who this jessica chastain person is but her name sounds funny
c pag deads ka na, wala nang overthinking
<hunter> hindi ko alam ano time difference ng cellphone ko sa ots
<hunter> so I NEVER GIVE UP
waiting here is the same as waiting there
just because something is cheap doesnt mean it’s worth buying
that one was actual wisdom
<hunter> kunwari nastranded ka on an island for 5 years
<hunter> pagbalik mo ba, maalala mo pa din yung keyboard shortcuts ng eclipse?
well, pisay thugs are still kinda nerdy
this term has taken on a life of its own
i can only imagine that quote coming back to haunt me when im running for president
<hunter> mas masarap pag libre
<hunter> im not made of money
im not a checkbox!
<hunter> i’ve already been best in the country at something
<hunter> best in the world naman
neither dogs nor cats will bring you happiness
filipinos dont like paying for things
just because other people are assholes doesnt mean you have to be an asshole too
<hunter> may sequel daw yung taken where sumali sa 4-man wrestling matches si liam neeson
<hunter> it was called taken tag
experience trumps checklist
the way to teach newbies is to toss them into the fire
i dont like proposals kasi i dont like lying
pag may binigay sayong task na impossible, respond with "I demand a trial by combat"
<hunter> why would you even want to try weed
<hunter> you can get high on [project] instead
<hunter> how can donuts be wrong
<hunter> i dont want to live in a world where donuts are wrong
any time na bigyan ako, hindi ako tatanggi
keep your jebs out of my bathroom
i am the one who docs
i feel like that dog that has no idea what he’s doing
life is pointless, dont do anything
i have all the answers
<hunter> wag kayo mag give in to fear
<hunter> my grandfather sa father’s side is pure chinese
<hunter> ako i’m pure awesome
awesome people arent racist
awesome people arent racist, you nigger
pag mainit na ang panahon, pinoys are like "awesomer na!"
i dont want to have to explain
<hunter> > <macho> do you guys put your phones on silent mode? <-
i dont. not even when randy santiago and that other guy tell me to
<hunter> when you fantasize about me, i have no face?
<hunter> living increases your risk of cancer by up to 100%
<hunter> i like that i can just try a random function i’m not familiar with and immediately find a couple of bugs
<hunter> parang ang sarap ng walang pasok
<hunter> resign na kaya ako
<hunter> walang basagan ng trip
<hunter> let them live their alternative lifestyles
<hunter> a dream is a wish your heart makes
<hunter> im a genius and i didnt even know it
<hunter> monday pa lang, parang napagod na ko sa mundo
<hunter> if all the days are rest days, then no days are rest days
<hunter> tapon mo na yan, sardines are evil
<hunter> there should be a drug to help you avoid taking drugs
<hunter> bahala ka, pag druggie ka, hindi ka magiging national artist
<hunter> the words of House Tardy are "Six points pa lang!"
<hunter> what if i start my own government
<hunter> our national food will be bacon and cheese sandwich
<hunter> nagkaron nga ng one week na walang nagrerecord ng wisdom ko e
<hunter> > hindi ka pa ba naeexcite ng [project]?
<hunter> is it bad for me to suddenly shout "fucking eclipse!" in front of the noobs
<hunter> it makes sense na gawin mo lang pag kelangan mo na
<hunter> that’s bad
<hunter> that’s so bad
<hunter> psychic mode
<hunter> i try not to let my psychic powers affect my life
<hunter> good to know we’re still in sync
<hunter> I AM THE ONE WHO REVIEWS
<hunter> kung ang tawag sa kinakabit ay kabit, dapat tawag sa nililigawan is ligaw #TweetLikeJaden
<hunter> i dont like "uu"
<hunter> parang tae
<hunter> circuses dont have windows
<hunter> merong [system] user na JOLLEYV
<hunter> i wonder if hotdog din sya
hindi pwera naputulan ka ng buhok mahina ka na
<hunter> today, i will clean up some shit
<hunter> magtatayo ako jan ng HH kung jan kayo maglulunch araw-araw for 10 years
<hunter> kahit weekends
<hunter> kahit magresign
<hunter> bigyan ko kayo 10% discount pag sundays
<hunter> it’s not really important na malaman natin
<hunter> the important thing is that we all learned how to work together
<hunter> why dont we respect his desire to remain anon
<hunter> if we have a witch hunt, less anons will be [less] forthcoming in the future
<hunter> this is why i didnt want to find the logs lol
<hunter> pero ginawa ko pa din haha
<hunter> i couldnt remain anonymous if i tried
<hunter> i’m smirking
<hunter> entertaining e
<hunter> thanks for volunteering as tribute
<hunter> the 2nd one is stupid
<hunter> the 1st one is ugly, but it’s not stupid
<hunter> both of these are ridiculous, but one is more ridiculous than the other
<hunter> do you guys ever get the urge to quit the world and become a hermit
<hunter> no strings attached just means hindi nyo inaamin na may strings attached
<hunter> it’s been so long, i’ve forgotten what it’s like to be late
<c> para may high level stuff ka na rin
<hunter> feeling mo wala akong high level stuff
<c> the lead dev is the bridge
<hunter> pano ka anjan
<hunter> in english,
<hunter> how there you
<hunter> hindi naman kasi ito facebook
<hunter> so bakit mo yan ginagawa dito
<hunter> > <furfur> masarap ba wang? <- i would try wang
<hunter> no, i was planning to walk over there and give you the estimate in a wild voice
<hunter> may naisip ka nang innovation x?
<hunter> meron na ako…suggestion ko may kasamang bacon yung [system]
<hunter> they want your nuts man
<hunter> parang ang panget ng apelyido na gosingitan
<hunter> > ang haba ng pila!
<hunter> > gosingitan mo!
<hunter> everything is a thing
<hunter> ako bantay dito
<hunter> the watcher on the wall
<hunter> dis is not da hood yo
<hunter> > nasira internet ko. may internet ka ba? aladdin e
<hunter> i’m always here for you
<hunter> wag ka maniwala kay eka
<hunter> what does she know
<hunter> well, even if the world ends today, at least i had lasagna yesterday
<hunter> there’s always a solution
<hunter> try chinese child labor
<hunter> i dont have infinite time
<hunter> i wish i did
<hunter> this is why we can’t be ISO27001 certified
<hunter> every time there’s a small piece of code that’s already obsolete and i want to remove it
<hunter> then i trace where it’s used
<hunter> and there’s a whole iceberg of other obsolete code beneath it
<hunter> parang ang saya magdelete ng obsolete files
<hunter> no code is the best code
<hunter> we are not your command line!
<hunter> idk why i ask you guys never nyo pa ko nabigyan ng magandang sagot
<hunter> hindi nabibili ang pag-ibig
<hunter> right, [project] exists
<hunter> to be more extreme than all other projeccts
<hunter> pag magulo kasi advice ng mga tao, just drown out their voices and focus on me
time naman parati ang problem
<hunter> im not a plant, im an animal
<hunter> wag na natin ifix yung traffic problems, lulubog din naman tayo in 100 years
<hunter> school education never dies
<hunter> i go home all the time
<hunter> sayang lang wisdon ko kung hindi nyo ginagamit
<hunter> dice game is a terrible game
<hunter> why dont we just
<hunter> BLOT OUT THE SUN
<hunter> dont let work problems depress you
<hunter> ok lang mainis, wag yung malungkot
<hunter> ayaw ko na
<hunter> i’ll just ignore this problem and hope it goes away
<hunter> where one comment ends, another one begins
<hunter> that’s life
<hunter> wag na lang umasa sa up
<hunter> para nde madisappoint
<hunter> > which is better: to hope and to be disappointed, or to never hope at all
<hunter> i cant be attracted to someone i see as incompetent
<hunter> pag gusto mo, friendly lang
<hunter> pag ayaw mo, malandi
<hunter> sweldo can buy bacon, but sweldo cant buy tulog
<hunter> kaso ano pag work mo yung sleep, baka hindi mo na maenjoy yung sleep
<hunter> also, americans pronounce vegeta the same way they pronounce vagina
<hunter> design is subjective anyway, so anytime there are 2 people with strong opinions, magtatalo talaga
<hunter> parang masama pakiramdam ko
<hunter> i feel evil
<hunter> wag na kasi maghope para nde madisappoint
<hunter> this is what happens when im not around to correct you people
<hunter> i dont see the point in being late by only 10 minutes
<hunter> just because you ask the mountain to come to you doesnt mean it will
<hunter> pag SL, dapat lagay mong reason Sick
<hunter> break dance in case of fire
<hunter> i cant eat a foodcourt
<hunter> tsk that’s my problem
<hunter> too much talent
<hunter> failure is the seed of reading
<hunter> i want to make uwi na
stang (roy): i dont like moving shit around for incremental value
stang (roy): effort
stang (roy): burn to the face na lang
Singlish: It’s the same as english but they’re singing…
I wouldn’t want to be in Singapore… They don’t have bacon…
<hunter> wth naman yung tanong
<hunter> as if confucius could be as wise as me
<hunter> what if pwede mo irestart yung db pero merong 1% chance na mamatay ka, would you still do it?
<hunter> im not joining any cult until i know what it is
<hunter> well, does the cult worship me?
<hunter> [anagram] ipsen
<hunter> nung first trip ko to hk
<hunter> kasi for some reason i got involved in a street chopstick fight
<hunter> i lost badly, then the maintenance man at our building offered to train me so that i could win the tournament
<hunter> left hand on scabbard, right hand on sword hilt
<hunter> preface your face
<hunter> what about girl na may bigote
<hunter> > Nagtagumpay ka ba?
<hunter> > bigo, te
<hunter> things can happen even if walang common interests
<hunter> "no" is not a proper response to "why"
<hunter> i can finish things pag may deadline
<hunter> and may TL
<hunter> i think all humans at some point in their lives want to tell stories
<hunter> parasol para solb
<hunter> if friends talaga kayo, it’s ok to call him an idiot
<hunter> if not, it’s ok to lose him as a friend
<hunter> loc is like democracy
<hunter> it’s terrible, but it’s better than the alternatives
<hunter> i’m never satisfied
<hunter> bakit tinawag na greenhills e flat area yun
<hunter> disproven na nga yung five senses
<hunter> tapos disprove pa yung go grow and glow
<hunter> was anything from elementary school science even true?!?
<hunter> dapat every payslip merong random chance of some small bonus money
<hunter> para exciting magbukas ng payslip
<hunter> i just got an idea for a new series
<hunter> i dont think age requires life
<hunter> sabi sayo IP addresses are truth
<hunter> how about instead of people buying each other gifts, we each just buy things we want
<hunter> then everybody is happy!
<hunter> better is better
<hunter> sana ipalabas yung zoolander sa Tagalog Movie Channel
<hunter> > mabuti hindi naabutan ng nanay mo na ang anak nya ay naging isang sirena!
<hunter> > syokoy! SYOKOY!
<hunter> dont buy things just because sale
<hunter> that way lies madness
<hunter> i am so, bad at using commas
<hunter> i dont like 2014
<hunter> i want 2012 back
<hunter> wag na din mrt
<hunter> di naman mabubusog tao sa mrt
<hunter> do or do not, there is no pantry
<hunter> experience isnt invincible
<hunter> now i now!
<hunter> nowing is half the battle
<hunter> it’s always weird when babae yung character
<hunter> tapos may male romance options
<hunter> i think i’ll do the lesbian one lol
<hunter> we should give up on Makati FOREVER
<hunter> the sad thing about the movie rush hour is that it’s more than 1 hour
<hunter> > <in-in> na medyo confusing kasi di namin alam kanino ba magpapaalam ng aling mga bagay <- dun ka magpapaalam sa mukhang papayag sa gusto mo
<hunter> sa oa, ginhawa ka
Power strip: it’s when you get naked WITH POWER
debugging is truth
<hunter> kung ako si mar roxas, ang gagawin ko is
<hunter> when the pope arrives in january, i’ll arrange an assassination
<hunter> tapos i would heroically take the bullet meant for the pope
<hunter> pero magsusurivive ako
<hunter> kaya ka nga may #2 kasi sawa ka na sa #1 e
<hunter> im always sir-zoned D:
<hunter> i dont get stuck in traffic, traffic gets stuck around me
<hunter> eating chocs makes me happy and sad at the same time
<hunter> masarap basta libre
<hunter> hindi libre lahat ng masarap
<hunter> if di nyo alam, you’ll enver get it
<hunter> makapangyarihan yung flying saucer, css3 na sya
<hunter> maybe #tic is in your heart
<hunter> > I’m hunter. To save time, let’s just assume I’m always right
every game matters kahit hindi ka x-2 #mtg
<hunter> damnit the backlog doesnt end
<hunter> i just couldnt resist the urge to correct people
sa kintuon cloud lang yung kelangan pure
<hunter> > <gadget> dapat dito lang sa office <- make your own question with your own magic pineapple
<hunter> papasok ako all the time
<hunter> not everyone wants strippers
<hunter> if it’s not in source control, it doesnt exist!
<hunter> the days of reviews are long gone
3:29:31 <hunter> lahat ng ailments nacucure ng sleep
<hunter> ang comedy nitong main server
<hunter> the server is up, but nobody knows where it is
<hunter> pag nasusunog na bahay mo, mag text ka ng TULONG
(4:48:13 PM) stang (roy): this is impossible
(4:48:17 PM) stang (roy): kelangan na ng time machine
<hunter> anyway, 9th worst traffic in the world pa lang daw tayo
<hunter> pwede pa natin galingan
<hunter> yes, i can be a piggy bank for your math problems. actually, i can be for much money
<hunter> we have to go to <some place> to get the <jigglypuff>
<hunter> > <derp> > * mole any suggestions? <– dont listen to them <- agreed. be yourself. no one else can
<hunter> walang ibang lata
<hunter> quantum is latin, just like gollum
<hunter> sana pag pumasok ako ng before 7, may -1 late points
<hunter> stang is the best!
<hunter> parang ang sarap ng feeling ng may progress
<hunter> bacon wants you too
<hunter> the world looks different with smileys disabled
<hunter> people dont change
<hunter> workflow lang ang nagchchange
<hunter> you cant spell lesbian without bi
<hunter> kelan kaya kayo magsasawa sa #tic
<hunter> ang baron lang sa modern day is geisler
<hunter> well meron pang tagalog
<hunter> baron tagalog
mahirap kasi maging babae
<hunter> japanese people are corrosive
<hunter> technically, we’re all foreign
<hunter> just because it’s possible doesn’t mean you should do it
<hunter> i was reading this thing about why asians dont have much cheese in their dishes
<hunter> apparently lactose intolerance is the default state for asians
<hunter> 99% of java devs won’t know what that keyword does
<hunter> the other 1% will make you cry
<hunter> today is (a) friday (b) payday (c) valentines eve (d) the 13th
<hunter> it’s like +4 to traffic!
<hunter> august people are the best people
<hunter> move it to a field
<hunter> then it’s now in that field!
<hunter> it’s like transformers
<hunter> there’s more than meets the eye
<hunter> furfur, you know what the 2 hardest problems in programming are right
<hunter> 1. cache invalidation 2. naming things 3. off by one errors
<hunter> takao is an adjective. example: ang takao ni liz!
<hunter> i bet scorpion removes his mask to reveal he’s actually skeletor
<hunter> kaya ko yan gawin, but i dont think you can afford my rates
<hunter> it shouldnt be your business what other people want to put in their ass
<hunter> damnit, dont #tic that
<hunter> everytime i have to use instanceof, I die a little inside
<hunter> adding this as source comment lol
my java is already effective
<hunter> basta may hit points rpg
<hunter> following on twitter isnt stalking
<hunter> di kami pwede magbuild with reckless abandon
<hunter> i can control the nap
<hunter> heck, i can control my sleep
<hunter> magreresign na ko by 2022
<hunter> tatakbo akong presidente
<hunter> surrender is not acceptable!
<hunter> ang sunod sa city ay utsu
- hunter sings ?? i miswa like crazy~ ??
<hunter> look at the letters
<hunter> be one with the letters
<hunter> let them flow through you
<hunter> if it dies then it’s dead
<hunter> nobody really thought you came up with such wisdom on your own
<hunter> kahit tayo kelangan natin ng user guide
<hunter> it’s easy to make any app really fast
<hunter> just remove functionality
<hunter> true or false: we are very, very bad at code reuse
<hunter> pressing the buttons faster wont make me move faster
<hunter> bakit parating bahasa indonesia
<hunter> i’ll just wave my hand and say ako bahala
<hunter> tama na to, baka magkatotoo
<hunter> dont listen to x
<hunter> she’s cute, but she’s wrong
<hunter> someone is lying and it’s not me
<hunter> introduce bugs, then go on vacation
<hunter> idk how people can live with 100% full desktops
<hunter> you’re all broken
<hunter> iniindex ko ung internet every night
<hunter> our devs are not taught to use mock objects
<hunter> pag kulang ako ng tulog inaantok ako sa work
<hunter> pag andami kong tulog inaantok pa din ako
<hunter> only firefox has a dinosaur
<hunter> I should put my jabber status space for rent
<hunter> what happens if nde ako pumirma
<hunter> i dont think they can afford to fire me
<hunter> why can’t you hear the pterodactly go to the CR?
<hunter> ans: silent P
<hunter> introducing it in one place leads to introducing it everywhere
<hunter> all of my quotes make sense!
<hunter> i dont like mixing bananas with other stuffs
<hunter> basta pogi naaalala mo
<hunter> the purpose of friendship is to have someone to help you hide the bodies
<hunter> I AM THE ONE WHO APPROVES
<hunter> para tipid sa effort, next time maniwala ka na lang agad sakin
<hunter> i’m sure i’ll see the boobs first
<hunter> this is [project], everything is high prio
<hunter> if you know something, ikaw na yung expert
<hunter> i default to assuming everyone is panganay
<hunter> majority of people are panganays
<hunter> maybe man was never meant to work 5 days out of 7
<hunter> what if someday maubusan kayo ng quotes ko
<hunter> where will you get your wisdom then
<hunter> full builds can be made of bandaids too
<hunter> > Minion! Tell the Philippine Minions I require their attention
<hunter> i’m not a negotiating kind of person
<hunter> i’m like yes or no
<hunter> sana mondays din na-p-postpone
<hunter> if only we had a devs who could do winona things
<hunter> that’s right, a devs
<hunter> professional ba tayo? :p
<hunter> I regretted it after I typed it
<hunter> but I pressed enter anyway
<hunter> para hindi lang ako may regret
<hunter> happiness is a warm empanada
<hunter> i count complaining about things as work
<hunter> basta may naisip kang pun, responsibilidad mo sa mundo na sabihin yun
<hunter> regardless of how bad it may be
<hunter> I’m the public and I didn’t demand!
<hunter> changes only carry over from old version to new
<hunter> they cant go back in time
<chry> "nothing vindicates quite like victory" - tang, 2010
<hunter> the trick is to care without caring
<hunter> the spirit of the bayonet is to kill and kill relentlessly and without mercy!
<hunter> my favorite function name that I put in an actual program was something like preventTimeTravel()
<hunter> future hunter isnt a whiny bitch and he accepts the consequences of his actions
<hunter> fair naman ako mole, tinitry ko durugin everybody
<hunter> I’m not a fan of radio
<hunter> nde pwede magskip to the next track
<hunter> you should be apathetic towards being a social recluse too
<hunter> the word joke can be used as an insult
<hunter> i.e. "you’re a joke"
<hunter> I don’t want to solve all the problems
<hunter> I want to solve the stupid ones
<hunter> so we can move on to more interesting ones
<hunter> I want the world to be a better place, is that so bad? :p
<hunter> yeah, but no one would complain before when everything was free
<hunter> when things cost money, the dynamic changes
<hunter> people expect things to work
<hunter> my AWESOME was better than your AWESOME
<hunter> what if we hire a guy for the sole purpose of blaming things on him
<hunter> remember: she sells seashells at the sosyal na shoe sale sa may seashore
<hunter> and if you don’t live, you die!
<hunter> if it’s a real sport, expect them to play to win, not to entertain
<hunter> you’re lost without me
<hunter> no one really knows what’s going on
<hunter> we just do what we can to get by
<hunter> it’s like arguing that dogs are reptiles because you dont see eye to eye with biologists
<hunter> edi ireject mo furfur
<hunter> or iaccept mo
<hunter> we cant change the past!
<hunter> > why am i so wise
<hunter> masipag ako fool
<hunter> maybe [framework] is a microcosm of our everyday lives
<hunter> the highest level should be "no longer needs cmmi"
<hunter> when I establish a country, my currency would be small strips of meat
2:55:54 <hunter> someday you have to leave the nest
<hunter> what if someday is today :p
<hunter> bots can’t be kind!
<hunter> dun ka magsusuggest sa papayag sa yo
<hunter> only visible problems get fixed
<hunter> if I evacuate a sinking ship I don’t expect to come back
<hunter> dapat ung CAPTCHA ung ipapanood ung Land Before Time tapos tignan kung iiyak
<hunter> just put bacon and cats
<hunter> then post on reddit
<hunter> people who dream are weak!
<hunter> the spirit is willing, but the body is dreaming!
<hunter> ah…ung pwede i-improve kahit ano by adding "of justice"? :p
<hunter> the penalty for not suiting up should be DEATH
<hunter> TheLight Chuck Norris doesn’t write code, he stares at the IDE and the code writes itself
<hunter> internet explorer - mabagal at walang katuturan
<huntr> just stick to YAGNI
<huntr> keep things simple
<huntr> mas mahirap cumontra pag may kakampi
<huntr> lalo na sa waterfall stage
<huntr> you’re not going to get fired for asking questions
<huntr> I tend to ascribe problems to incompetence (miscommunication) before malice
<huntr> pag harap-harapan mas mabilis magkaintindihan
<huntr> I don’t have to finish a book to know what it’s about :p
<huntr> those who pretend to understand are actually just pretentious
<hunter> don’t ask for help if you don’t want it! :p
<huntr> design philosophy for tables: add fields as you need
<hunter> I’m willing to be bribed for my vote
<hunter> just sayin’
<hunter> we are all prisoners to our own habits
<hunter> sure ka na not needed?
<hunter> then drop them
<hunter> drop their children
<hunter> burn down their homes
<hunter> delete their bos
<hunter> leave no trace
<hunter> magkakaron ng point where we will resolve a dispute by seeing who can toss a table the farthest
<hunter> accreditations are silly little things to provide reassurance to people who dont know any better
<hunter> might not be a bad idea na maglasing bago maglasik
<hunter> PROTIP: if your joke needs a wikipedia entry to be understood, it’s not very good
<hunter> nagaadapt ung ass ko
<hunter> it’s pretty smart
<hunter> it’s a smartass
<hunter> no matter how good you are, youre going to get tired of heroics at some points
<hunter> *some point
<hunter> I guess it’s called burnout
<hunter> mahirap talaga maging magaling lol
<hunter> it’s good to hit the ground running when you can
<hunter> masarap ung feeling ng marami ka nang nagawa before lunch
<hunter> pag tinabi muna ng taxi driver ung taxi para umuhi sya or bumili ng something, I’m tempted to steal his taxi
<hunter> but I don’t know how to drive so it passes
<hunter> after watching the magician yesterday, naconclude ko na mas madali magstandup comedy kung little kids ang audience mo
<hunter> little kids are stupid
<hunter> kahit anong sabihin mo basta may funny face tatawa sila
<hunter> ayaw ko sa either gwapo or panget
<hunter> mrt trains dont have gender
The new and improved copy workflow function. The old function was not updated
so as not to break existing functionality. In short, this code has a high chance
of not working properly. Guess what? Everything in the project is like that!
That’s how things are. Deal with it. Or review and fix this. That would be better.
I’m looking at you Brian :P
be the bridge you want to see in the world
<hunter> some manhours are more exhausting than others
<hunter> if may saturday work ka, nde ka dress down ng Friday
<hunter> parang if bibili na rin lang ako ng mac, dapat yung pro na
<hunter> mabilis lang magcleanup ng code
<hunter> delete all
<hunter> just because other people are stupid doesnt mean you should be stupid too
<hunter> hold yourself to a higher standard
<hunter> arent all facts fun
<hunter> roy tang is the answer
complex yun pag gumawa sya ng sarili nyang magic
The code won’t lie to me. It’s honest. It will say exactly what it means.
<hunter> im not good at letting things go
<hunter> also idk what to let go
<hunter> i should just become a sith
<hunter> I AM THE API
<hunter> pag sinabi nyong nde kaya, wag nyo kayanin :p
<hunter> what if nasa simbahan ka ano, tapos bigla kang sumigaw "lord bakit ambagal ng webapp"
<hunter> i should stop working when im not working
<hunter> 99% of work is done by people who are either underqualified (and hence can make mistakes) or overqualified (and hence can be careless)
<hunter> i can only count my steps, not distance :p
<hunter> when everybody else is active, porn
<hunter> fire exits are for the fire to exit
<hunter> you’re not going to die from walking through the rain
<hunter> dreamer wag ka mag emo songs pag monday ng umaga
<hunter> dapat eye of the tiger lang
<hunter> dapat magpakasal ka lang for you
<hunter> yung mga naglilike pero nde nagshshare i guess it means they DONT think its a good idea
<hunter> lalandiin ko pa din si x kahit kasal na
jokes are 99.9% meant
life is just people pretending to live
anyway, if i havent given you this advice before: you dont have to feel guilty for choosing yourself over work. real friends will understand