Roy Tang

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Apr 2020

  • Tang In Cheek

    These are quotes (allegedly) made by me, compiled by people I know over the years, supposedly because I am a spout of wisdom (?). (Some of them are just me quoting other things, but the people who compiled this list didn’t get the reference.)

    There is also a Twitter bot that randomly tweets one of these per day, if you’re into that sort of thing.

    Also, please feel free to submit to me any other things I allegedly said you find wise and/or amusing.

    1

    Difficult tasks are like drugs: just say ‘No’.


    2

    it might have been a terrible plan, but sometimes we need to go through the terrible things to make the nonterrible things better


    3

    On learning how to make code readable: "These are things you must

    seek out on your own."


    4

    "I can choose to pass on the bestness"


    5

    Let’s worry about that in the future


    6

    This is true


    7

    Stop quoting me


    8

    why are there always problems?


    9

    I am an agent of chaos


    10

    that’s how science works… you think of things then you try it… pag na try mo

    na then alam mo na


    11

    well of course we dont, we’re not girls


    12

    <hunter> why would you believe an economist


    13

    focus only on what matters


    14

    why do we always have problems coming up at the last moment


    15

    i do it out of a sense of responsibility


    16

    <hunter> I suggest you doublecheck your facts!

    <hunter> in fact, trees are plants


    17

    this can only end in le disaster


    18

    repeat after me: I am not my code


    19

    maybe its lunchtime


    20

    I wonder if i should tweet these tangincheek posts


    21

    I’ll allow it


    22

    <hunter> man, they all sound the same

    <hunter> i dont know if i chose the right song


    23

    <hunter> attempt lang?

    <hunter> nde kelangan magsucceed?


    24

    <hunter> oh complain to mr xxx? i do that all the time

    <hunter> well i complain to everyone


    25

    <hunter> someone spilled cheese rings all over me


    26

    <hunter> but will it blend?


    27

    they’re young and in love


    28

    <hunter> the word disabled looks weird


    29

    <hunter> I’m on a horse


    30

    <hunter> look at your answer

    <hunter> then look at the question

    <hunter> look back

    <hunter> your answer is now diamonds


    31

    <hunter> magWHO kaya ako

    <hunter> para syang Elixir sa Final Fantasy

    <hunter> iipunin mo para sa final boss

    <hunter> tapos pagdating dun, nde mo rin magagamit


    32

    <hunter> > <c> dapat may idea tayo ng industry average so we can stop

    being too hard on ourselves <- are you aiming to be just average?


    33

    ortigas is literally right next to qc


    34

    provide for yourself you bums


    35

    but it’s like trading the current set of problems for a different set of problems that i’m not familiar with


    36

    <hunter> wala na kong sin

    <hunter> i’m immaculate


    37

    parang level ni paxi ung logic


    38

    <hunter> well maybe it’s because i dont judge people by their

    appearances

    <hunter> as long as you still have the same number of bones


    39

    no one wins when religion is debated


    40

    i have a good tool


    41

    i just pick a direction and go


    42

    it doesnt matter where you go, as long as you’re going


    43

    just wander aimlessly


    44

    life is lived moment to moment


    45

    <hunter> just derp along

    <hunter> you’ll be fine


    46

    I am here. You may rejoice


    47

    finish your plate!


    48

    let’s get dangerous


    49

    i have special powers


    50

    <hunter> it’s annoying when you just want to do a thing, but then there’s a process

    <hunter> that needs to be followed

    <hunter> and you feel like "bah, wag na lang"


    51

    thats what you get for stalking


    52

    <hunter> no, we dont want to talk about it

    <hunter> it was a traumatizing experience


    53

    C: Master @tangincheek, what is your opinion on socialized health care?

    <hunter> socialized health care is cool


    54

    <hunter> i dont like communism

    <hunter> capitalism4life


    55

    <hunter> but the whole world will be fine

    <hunter> fine fine time


    56

    why does it matter na wala kaming risk


    57

    <hunter> if you love him, set him free


    58

    <hunter> dont worry

    <hunter> other people have terrible code too


    59

    EDSA is never done


    60

    <hunter> teka iniisip ko pa kung best na ung bacon

    <hunter> i also like spam


    61

    <hunter> alam nyo ung mga asian foods

    <hunter> bakit konti lang ang cheese

    <hunter> sa mga asian dishes

    <hunter> is it because we dont have enough cows


    62

    <hunter> man, ayoko talaga ng may dextrose lol

    <hunter> although iniimagine ko ganun pakiramdam ni wolverine


    63

    <hunter> i wonder if i’m doing premature optimization

    <hunter> it’s the root of all evil!


    64

    <hunter> c wala kasing automated tests, so may Fear


    65

    <hunter> wag kang magcocommit ng anything that will break other things


    66

    <hunter> however, i’m ok with the plan that involves hitting


    67

    <hunter> i would kill for pizza

    <hunter> no questions asked


    68

    <hunter> people arent forced to rape =/


    69

    <hunter> i’ll fix everything

    <hunter> but first i’ll take a nap


    70

    mark my words, this will haunt us later


    71

    may naisip ako… Pag ang janitor ay isang spy, pwede siya

    tawagin na cleaning agent


    72

    <hunter> i wouldnt want people to stay just for the money if they’re not happy

    <hunter> people should go where they’re happy

    <hunter> money affects your happiness minimums, not your maximums

    <hunter> your maximums are limited by things like bad work environment, bad coworkers, etc


    73

    option 4: we agree to this change, then no more changes ever again


    74

    i will not bestow wisdom just for your entertainment!


    75

    im crowdsourcing the work


    76

    it’s wrong in the wrong way!


    77

    btw, +2 ung Vagina


    78

    wala pa sating pinanganak nung time ni rizal!


    79

    <jaeger> we’re planning a revolution

    <jaeger> kelangan mag blood compact muna

    <jaeger> mlm


    80

    <jaeger> i dont have the Problems tab open

    <jaeger> meron din siguro

    <jaeger> i’m more concerned about the billions of TODO and FIXME


    81

    i’ll judge who i want!


    82

    <jaeger> i give up

    <jaeger> i’ll let my lawyer handle it


    83

    OK, hindi ko pala problem ung getting wet/dirty, since ok lang sakin magswim. Ayaw ko lang yata mag activities.


    84

    stangby


    85

    I want to laze around.

    Weekends are for being lazy.


    86

    <jaeger> problem kasi talaga ung may standards doc tayo that doesnt necessarily conform with the reality of the code


    87

    <jaeger> sorry is only if I was wrong


    88

    "stop being poor… be awesome instead (wut)"


    89

    "Be wary of what you read on the internet."


    90

    "pero yung basurahan, hindi siya hungry"


    91

    <jaeger> nde naman effective ito e

    <jaeger> kung ang goal is to reduce lates/sls

    <jaeger> dapat may parusa na lang. pag nagkawarning, magpapakalbo


    92

    jaeger> yung problem pa kasi dito sa current incentive program, even if mageffort ka, most probably wala ka pa ring prize


    93

    foreseeing is for psychics


    94

    <jaeger> sana kofi ang pinangalan ni norman black sa anak nya


    95

    the world is a selfish place


    96

    <stang (roy)> yung handling for each screen

    <stang (roy)> has to be by each screen :p


    97

    <jaeger> do protestants observe lent

    <jaeger> or easter

    <jaeger> meron bang celebration na kasabay nung easter sunday

    <jaeger> are you getting free holidays from us

    <jaeger> i dont want you to have free holidays

    <jaeger> dapat kami lang


    98

    guys, sa tingin nyo ba dapat may height reqt ang mga pulis?


    99

    <jaeger> time warps are also time space warps

    <jaeger> with space warp set to 0


    100

    <jaeger> HOT

    <jaeger> IM SO HOT RIGHT NOW


    101

    we need to be more ruthless vs copy paste code


    102

    and now, you’re refreshed!


    103

    thats how science works… once na replicate mo na… its true


    104

    why cant i leave you guys alone for 1 day without a bunch of

    urgent things appearing when i get back


    105

    <jaeger> so kanina ang haba ng pila ng fx

    <jaeger> tapos nung malapit na ko, ung dumating na fx, may sticker sa likod for nancy binay

    <jaeger> i was like, sasakay ba ko dito

    <jaeger> luckily nde ako umabot

    <jaeger> grabe, the driver might be an idiot!


    106

    <jaeger> parang gagamitin ko na yung insult na "siguro iboboto mo si nancy binay"


    107

    sharks are not fish. [they’re mammals]


    108

    does anyone have severe allergic reaction to pregnant women?


    109

    kanina i was lucid dreaming inside my dream


    110

    nde ko masing in my head e


    111

    Imagine dati it’d take months for news to travel from Europe to Asia and vice-versa; Nowadays, malungkot ka na pag lampas 1 second ang ping.


    112

    <jaeger> im just glad nde tayo nakeep ng japan

    <jaeger> i dont speak japanese


    113

    the price of being the best is to always be the best


    114

    <jaeger> excited lang ako magtrabaho kanina

    <jaeger> but now i’m tired


    115

    • macho do you find it funny that people hold on to their handsfree headset while speaking to the person on the other end of the line?

    <jaeger> parang si professor x lang pag ginagamit ung telepathy

    <jaeger> kelangan hawakan ung gilid ng ulo


    116

    if you dont know whether you need to set it to true, you probably don’t


    117

    effing unforeseen consequences


    118

    <jaeger> ayoko na magtrabaho

    <jaeger> nakakapagod today


    119

    your standards are going down


    120

    wanton? Mabigat yun


    121

    you need to have a higher standard


    122

    hindi ko gaanong naintindihan ung Prince Caspian, basta talo na sila sa war so they needed a talking lion to help them


    123

    complicated lang kasi ayaw mong isimplify


    124

    <jaeger> para kang si nancy

    <jaeger> wala ka namang track record pero feeling mo dapat pagkatiwalaan ka namin na kaya mo gawin


    125

    i should stop before i inadvertently say something sagey


    126

    c you are not your music library


    127

    <jaeger> i often have trouble with pearl jam titles

    <jaeger> like they have that song where the title is old woman in a small town or something


    128

    <jaeger> i loled

    <jaeger> you guys give me such joy


    129

    happiness is free


    130

    <jaeger> meron bang occupation where if the girl had that job, ayaw mo na sa kanya?

    <jaeger> kunwari magtataho, ok lang sa yo?


    131

    good things come to those who go out and work for it


    132

    <jaeger> never ka naman magkakaron ng certainty sa buhay

    <jaeger> so just move forward even with doubt


    133

    step 1. do it


    134

    marami ka pang kakaining extra rice


    135

    <jaeger> you hate too easily

    <jaeger> the dark side is strong within you

    <jaeger> what fear you?


    136

    pag nawalan tayo ng kuryente, mag-c-CVS tayo by hand


    137

    Since napanood ko na Iron Man 1, papanoorin ko na lang Iron Man 2. That way, parang napanood ko na din yung 3, kasi 2+1 equaaaals…


    138

    doing nothing doesnt train you in any way


    139

    even if you blabber nonsensically, at least you’ll be able to correct later


    140

    <jaeger> it’s ok to try and fail

    <jaeger> dont be like tz


    141

    <jaeger> dont overthink it

    <jaeger> just start talking about something, anything


    142

    <jaeger> we should make a chart

    <jaeger> i like charts


    143

    <jaeger> dapat umiwas ka na lang sa mga taong confused or disrespectful in general

    <jaeger> instead of being racist


    144

    have you opened your Anagram Eye?


    145

    you dont get back time


    146

    <jaeger> if the increase depends on hardships, if you had the same hardships this year as the year before, does it mean wala kang increase?


    147

    <jaeger> nde mo naman kelangan magtrabaho ng 8 hours now

    <jaeger> you dont even need to work at all


    148

    you let yourself be blinded by fear

    don’t let yourself be controlled by fear


    149

    <jaeger> that’s terrible

    <jaeger> also it’s the sort of thing no one would notice if i "accidentally" removed it


    150

    ang hirap magwork hard, nakakaantok


    151

    i dont plan to die


    152

    <jaeger> be that way

    <jaeger> noone ever tells me anything


    153

    <jaeger> guys, bawal na magwithdraw ng more than 100k

    <jaeger> how will i live


    154

    <jaeger> bawal na rin bumili ng liquor

    <jaeger> i dunno why that’s needed


    155

    <jaeger> ang init

    <jaeger> i’m so hot right now


    156

    <jaeger> dapat may anagrams training course tayo


    157

    <jaeger> tag-100 naman minimum ung vote buying

    <jaeger> ang cheap nung bente pesos lang

    <jaeger> parang corneto


    158

    <jaeger> dont worry about it too much

    <jaeger> someone has to be last


    159

    <jaeger> wang na ass pa

    <jaeger> asswang


    160

    i dont know i dont have feelings


    161

    is anyone ever really happy


    162

    number of devs na hindi nagbabasa ng mail so far: 4


    163

    i have a dirty finger


    164

    [anagram] BUTTSXE


    165

    <jaeger> that’s not a word

    <jaeger> get your mind out of the gutter


    166

    <jaeger> the stock markey doesnt care about nancy binay

    <jaeger> basta stable ang elections


    167

    dapat ba bawal ang mga criminal sa public office


    168

    want me to show you my dirty finger?


    169

    wang can be your staff


    170

    all of your combos are bad!


    171

    <jaeger> excluding poor people because reasons

    <jaeger> that’s a slippery slope to tyranny and oppression


    172

    <jaeger> you can be a tyrant

    <jaeger> mas madali maging efficient pag evil

    <jaeger> but then you’d have to be evil


    173

    <jaeger> being evil is always easy

    <jaeger> people would never be evil if it was hard


    174

    <jaeger> did you read the part where i said "im not sure"?

    <jaeger> it means idkshit


    175

    pano kaya kung may hell’s kitchen for programmers


    176

    they have wires in haiti!


    177

    We’re going to die


    178

    merong mga tao na tanging dahas lang ang naiintindihan


    179

    we’re in peril! :p


    180

    <jaeger> kasi naman

    <jaeger> you can’t just say "editable grid" then understood na

    <jaeger> you say "editable grid" i hear "problems"


    181

    <jaeger> i just thought you’d like a warning

    <jaeger> editable grids are like the hardest thing to get right

    <jaeger> kasi everyone expects na naiintindihan mo na

    <jaeger> when the truth is, maraming details na kelangan ispecify

    <jaeger> and marami kayong case na hindi agad maiisip ihandle

    <jaeger> tapos everyone does it differently pa


    182

    <hunter> pag lasing ka kasi you cant drive

    <hunter> so you have to take the bus


    183

    quinote ko sya in the future


    184

    everything’s important


    185

    <jaeger> rich naman mga ateneans

    <jaeger> they have cars


    186

    antagal ko na nagHTML nde ko pa rin naiintindihan ang CSS floats


    187

    nobody tells me im wrong!


    188

    sa gabi lang nagkakatruck sa visayas


    189

    <jaeger> meron ba tayong main.css where I can just add stuff

    <jaeger> without having to theme

    <jaeger> i dislike theme


    190

    parang ung nagfollowup ka agad sa waiter, kakakuha pa lang nya ng order


    191

    <jaeger> wag kang malumbay

    <jaeger> stop being sad


    192

    (5:17:58 PM) stang (roy): this might not be accurate

    (5:18:18 PM) stang (roy): but hey, you only live once


    193

    when will the weather change so that we dont have this ridiculous heat all the time


    194

    <jaeger> kung kelan malapit na uwian, the server decides it wants to be cleaned

    • jaeger kicks server

    <jaeger> nde na ko mag OT, it

    <jaeger> it’s stressful


    195

    i want to join the fun but i cant think of any wang puns atm


    196

    i dont see how that could be answered objectively


    197

    <jaeger> then bakit ito yung prize if no one likes it!

    <jaeger> ayaw ko rin kaya ko pinapamigay


    198

    sometimes i regret automatically replying to all


    199

    <jaeger> i was about to say we have ridiculously long file names

    <jaeger> but then i remembered emeeting


    200

    <jaeger> well

    <jaeger> nangyari sakin last week where it was actually useful to have DoAfterDoAfterInsert


    201

    i cant be expected to remember all the great things i say!


    202

    it’s friday, i should be allowed to destroy things


    203

    how did you expect me to understand that without context


    204

    pwedeng walang ginagawa and not be bored


    205

    Rock makes you immortal


    206

    if rock makes you immortal… then that explains Steven Tyler


    207

    ano mas maangas na reply: "yup" or "yeah"


    208

    nde ba better posture is better


    209

    ang hirap hindi magslouch when i’m always around little people


    210

    game, mula ngayon, pagalitan nyo ako if i’m slouching


    211

    <jaeger> i’m going to put the ff in an email reply:

    <jaeger> Technically speaking, we have not implemented anything like this before; we just like to pretend we can do it when we respond to presales.

    <jaeger> too snarky?

    <jaeger> but it’s the truth!


    212

    <jaeger> hindi kasi natin triny talaga sa proposals

    <jaeger> we just literally pretend that we can do it


    213

    the main risk is that i might be completely wrong :p


    214

    at 19, many people are still stupid


    215

    catholics are christians!


    216

    testers try nyo sa bug report description, sa dulo merong "ayusin mo"


    217

    you know what they say about regular expressions


    218

    who is the boss of you?


    219

    i know when i’ve clicked!


    220

    madalas hindi ko nadidistinguish yung mga girls


    221

    <jaeger> just become a hobo

    <jaeger> and live under a bridge or something

    <jaeger> tapos after 2 weeks show up at the office, shaggy and unshaven


    222

    <jaeger> stop using opera you hipster


    223

    <jaeger> try mo mag get latest

    <jaeger> baka merong gwapo na nagcommit ng fix pero hindi pa tinest


    224

    <hunter> sabi ko lang mahal

    <hunter> tapos when i looked around wala na sya


    225

    when im walking and trying to keep my posture straight, i feel more pompous than usual


    226

    ang condition ko to buy a car is pag meron akong driver


    227

    <jaeger> .css("display", "awesome") pala

    <jaeger> hindi naging awesome yung page mo?

    <jaeger> baka it only works if awesome din yung nagexecute


    228

    whatever you do, dont cross the streams #programming


    229

    <jaeger> it’s isn’t necessary for the picker picker to be randomly picked

    <jaeger> therefore pwedeng isa lang ung picker picker

    <jaeger> and no need for a picker picker picker


    230

    kahit magpaupgrade ka your eclipse will still hang a lot


    231

    tayo kaya ako ng restaurant, house of bacon


    232

    <jaeger> so i was tempted to go to hungry hippo for bacon rice

    <jaeger> but i was like, "nah, too unhealthy"

    <jaeger> so i went to east

    <jaeger> and the very first stall when i went in had a tray of bacon

    <jaeger> @_@

    <jaeger> cant fight fate!


    233

    pag worldnews walang nakakaalam


    234

    find yourself some beaches


    235

    dont make up terms


    236

    there’s something more complicated than a regex?


    237

    that’s where i overheard someone commenting na may libro na raw agad yung les miserables


    238

    we’re still using the old stupid tag classes


    239

    <jaeger> natawa ako dun sa image of marriage announcement between Amy Wang and Brad Holder

    <jaeger> the Wang-Holder nuptials

    <jaeger> get your mind out of the gutter


    240

    you cant cougar them all


    241

    im not lazy because i want to be lazy. im lazy so that no one else has to be


    242

    i will gladly fall on this sword for you guys


    243

    also, mulan is better


    244

    <jaeger> you can talk to globe, but smart cares


    245

    <jaeger> why are you asking me

    <jaeger> i cant help it if im a big deal


    246

    i dont just give out my jokes for free


    247

    trust me, im french

    i can french press 300 pounds


    248

    it must be fate


    249

    tanong mo muna kung 0 ka or 1


    250

    smelling things that are burning, my one weakness


    251

    malakas ba ung smell ng something burning? baka mamatay tayo


    252

    <jaeger> thats not a weakness

    <jaeger> its a feature


    253

    you’re overpreparing, just do it


    254

    <jaeger> wala akong pagibig e, pagasa lang

    <jaeger> wut


    255

    <jaeger> marami namang uses ang payong

    <jaeger> nde lang pang ulan

    <jaeger> pwede rin pang araw

    <jaeger> or as a weapon


    256

    <jaeger> oh, have you heard about the indie game Octodad

    <jaeger> it’s about an octobus trying to pretend to be a normal human in a normal family


    257

    i want to try different cheeses


    258

    <jaeger> asia is huge

    <jaeger> it should be asia

    <jaeger> mas malaki ung odds

    <jaeger> of tomatoes


    259

    we have so much crappy unused code scattered everywhere


    260

    whats with the haikus? / i dont know how to do that / refridgerator


    261

    <jaeger> ki in that picture looks the same as i’ve seen him in person

    <jaeger> i never thought of him as pogi…but then again, i’m a guy


    262

    <jaeger> you should be reaching out to them more

    <jaeger> dont be your usual stoic self


    263

    well, just stalk them on facebook until you’re comfortable enough


    264

    <jaeger> well the problem is

    <jaeger> you’re a plant


    265

    san daw galing ang power ng koreans

    edi sa korean-te


    266

    ang metro manila mabudburan lang ng konting ulan, floods and traffic na


    267

    <jaeger> sad news guise

    <jaeger> it’s not bread and spread today


    268

    <jaeger> grabe kagabi sa bus bay ng mega

    <jaeger> may dagat ng tao


    269

    <jaeger> i imagine some toys attending a convention

    <jaeger> bawal daw ang humans


    270

    actually, im tired of being german


    271

    <hunter> just leave your stuff behind

    <hunter> be free of the trappings of this world


    272

    <hunter> you pirates!

    <hunter> arrrr


    273

    <hunter> i’m just being helpful

    <hunter> and yet you doubt me

    <hunter> how hard it is to be a helpful man


    274

    mamayang rush hour pa uulan


    275

    <hunter> i dont blame him

    <hunter> ayaw ko rin magfarm


    276

    <hunter> are you a crack addict

    <vongola> wth are you buying pirated stuff


    277

    <hunter> lion king 1/2? is it like ranma 1/2?

    <hunter> simba becomes a girl pag nabasa ng tubig


    278

    wala bang crook handle ang condoms mo


    279

    i know things!


    280

    hey tama lahat ng pronunciation ko


    281

    <hunter> i cant pronounce z anyway

    <hunter> it led to some confusion when i kept talking about dragonball sea


    282

    lol you dont have to get them all!


    283

    im not really into pokemon


    284

    what? my repository’s not good enough for you?


    285

    Ang useful nitong MMDA traffic mirror; pwede ako makipagargue sa taxi pag sinabi nya matraffic. I’ll argue with the taxi, but not the driver


    286

    i dont mind being approved


    287

    <hunter> what if hindi natuloy yung robbery sa home alone

    <hunter> tas andun pa lahat ng traps paguwi ng family


    288

    the only reason to go to hk is for work!


    289

    <hunter> how can he be male

    <hunter> he doesnt wear pants

    <hunter> there’s nothing there!


    290

    i already fixed 2 bugs today, that’s productive right


    291

    what if nagkatypo sa template nung pcv. tapos the form was named PRETTY CASH VOUCHER


    292

    <hunter> so im playing this rpg right

    <hunter> and i had to give a first name and a last name

    <hunter> I always use "Guy" as a first name sa rpgs

    <hunter> tapos wala akong maisip na last name so I put "Hunter"

    <hunter> i’m already 40 hours in before ko napansin na Guy Hunter didnt sound good


    293

    <hunter> considering how mission-critical winona is, it needs to be more stable

    <hunter> like it should have horses


    294

    <hunter> that thing with the singles-baiting is one of the things i dislike about weddings

    <hunter> that and the beheadings

    <hunter> i mean, it’s fine if people volunteer for it

    <hunter> but it’s annoying when napipilitan mga tao


    295

    democracy is a bad idea


    296

    never trust developers, they are tricksy folk


    297

    try mo mag gugel to find a way


    298

    I shoudn’t be held responsible for things I say or do past 2am


    299

    Code written past midnight is the most dangerous code


    300

    <hunter> ugh, i dunno how users work

    <hunter> i’ll stay out of this


    301

    bawal mag-NO sakin


    302

    binigyan ka na ng opening, you blew it


    303

    tz walks into a bar. "Ouch," he says


    304

    hunter so a dyslexic walks into a bra


    305

    i remember na iniisip ko before pag naging formal ang dress code, magreresign na ako (ulit)


    306

    <hunter> gagawa ako ng shop, Snack Overflow

    <hunter> well, maybe i’ll just put it in the RPG i’m going to make

    <hunter> that’s cheaper

    <hunter> i’ll also put in the RPG that NPC who just says "I’m working on a project with Java"


    307

    Never ka naman magkakaron ng certainty sa buhay so just move forward even with doubt


    308

    pag merong mahirap sagutin, magjojoke lang ako or tatahimik and let mr xxx figure it out haha


    309

    you should have dressed as a plumber


    310

    anyway, the good thing is i got free lunch


    311

    i kept wondering if deep inside they were thinking that the practices were really incompetent


    312

    oh man, if you say either pineapple or bacon or hawaiian i might interrupt with something ridiculous


    313

    parang mamamatay ka pag nasa bubong ka ng mrt


    314

    <hunter> i think my intuition is pretty good here

    <hunter> there’s a high probability that they are from cebu


    315

    very few people complain when they get started


    316

    dapat may naeearn na dress-down offset


    317

    youd like that wouldnt you


    318

    hey, im just representing the people here


    319

    <hunter> also, jollibee fries > mcdo fries

    <hunter> might be because i dont like mcdo in general haha

    <hunter> im just against american imperialism


    320

    i was just expressing how much i dont care


    321

    clowns are scared of me


    322

    you underestimate how much people love l4d2


    323

    the first step is admitting it


    324

    wait, we’re not talking about animals right


    325

    Magtrabaho tayo kahit brownout


    326

    mental note: make a class named SomeSortOfUtils


    327

    what separates duty and responsibility?


    328

    at sa yong pagliban, ang tanging pabaon ko ay jollibee


    329

    you dont get to ask me questions without authenticating


    330

    dev kasi ako, so ang gusto ko yung mas madali para sa devs :p


    331

    love is like a rhino. if it cannot find a way, it will make a way


    332

    the unwritten rule is in your heart


    333

    <hunter> step 1: read

    <hunter> step 2: ???

    <hunter> step 3: prophet!


    334

    if i leave, im not standing by!


    335

    <hunter> it’s not like we can plan ahead of time when shit happens pag malapit na yung target


    336

    <hunter> sino may sala

    <hunter> may sala kami sa bahay


    337

    (AM) renz: <hunter> they can prism me all they want

    <hunter> magpose pa ko


    338

    now i’m really not sure what crack you’re smoking


    339

    baka mabagal dahil andito na kayo lahat


    340

    should i kill the others who are using it?


    341

    sayang naman 4g if it;s being stupid


    342

    naka off emotions


    343

    i feel like a true fan would have taken the challenge


    344

    i didnt see that written anywhere! #unwrittenlaws


    345

    <hunter> pag salted, two users with the same password will have different random strings

    <hunter> yung isa matabang

    <hunter> wut


    346

    zombies are too dead to get points


    347

    <hunter> it’s practically friday

    <hunter> i can almost smell the weekend


    348

    it’s a good thing we’re standby then!


    349

    SCS. That’s what our problem is


    350

    don’t try to justify yourself


    351

    no problems? That’s better!


    352

    Who are you calling an idiots?


    353

    toughen the **** up


    354

    uh, please rephrase your question in a manner specific to your problem


    355

    <hunter> there is no in general at the moment

    <hunter> there is only the case by case basis


    356

    <hunter> well mura yun for you and me

    <hunter> but poor people will be sad


    357

    how treacherous!


    358

    that’s how you became a rich guy!


    359

    gusto ko maging hermit


    360

    you already give that service for free!


    361

    bawal na lang magkacritical sa gabi


    362

    are you questioning my beliefs?!?


    363

    in the early 22nd century, metro manila declares independence and you need a passport in addition to the toll fee when coming in through the nlex


    364

    that’s so 80s


    365

    i hear you volunteering


    366

    <hunter> on the contrary

    <hunter> everytime they win tuwang-tuwa sila


    367

    i would never say something so outrageous


    368

    <hunter> well no

    <hunter> feeling ko relax pa rin sila

    <hunter> theyre probably having crumpets right now

    <hunter> and chit chatting about the royal baby


    369

    <hunter> anyway, let’s not worry about it

    <hunter> basta let’s do our best!


    370

    <hunter> i dont blame people

    <hunter> but it’s josiah’s fault


    371

    DI pwedeng driven by emotions ang diet


    372

    <hunter> what kelan ko yan sinabi

    <hunter> i feel like half the things you quote about me arent true


    373

    mas malungkot ba ang centimeter kesa sa meter


    374

    we dont know what everyone will want


    375

    eh, whatever


    376

    di na importante ang kasaysayan. You should focus on the present


    377

    (8:13:46 PM) stang (roy): wala ka namang titignan

    (8:13:49 PM) stang (roy): it’s not a mystery


    378

    <hunter> hanggang 12 lang yung uat talaga

    <hunter> yung extra hour is for shenanigans


    379

    the answer is always "I dont know, but we can find out together"


    380

    what if it’s just me being popular


    381

    i cant see beyond Monday


    382

    matakot kayo pag gumalaw ang edsa


    383

    i dont think translating hentai is a problem


    384

    <hunter> oh youre asking me

    <hunter> i thought you were informing me lol


    385

    <hunter> well, in the first year of my presidency

    <hunter> the first budget i submit will have no allocation for pork barrel


    386

    hindi naman ako yung susuko e


    387

    i’m also immune to chemicals


    388

    <hunter> i’ve actually already done the profiling

    <hunter> but i cant find anything of interest

    <hunter> but then again i wasnt looking too hard


    389

    nde na kasi kayo mahal ng nanay nyo


    390

    when you play the game of the generals, you win, you die, or you both die.


    391

    too late, i got dibs


    392

    what if we outlaw being excessively rich?


    393

    <hunter> feeling ko nde na talaga ako pwede

    <hunter> parating may mga crisis starting 9pm


    394

    there’s such a thing as boobs being too big


    395

    it’s not like we’re strangers


    396

    i wouldnt want to live in a place where pants are illegal


    397

    <hunter> ang tagal ko pinagisipan nung violators will be whipped

    <hunter> other options were: violaters will be flogged

    <hunter> violators will be tarred and feathered


    398

    pro landian


    399

    i dislike this girl


    400

    sa side ko i’m like "it’s written right there!"


    401

    sino ba yung mentor? baka mas gwapo ako


    402

    in fairness, maraming nakabasa nung violators will be whipped


    403

    <hunter> i dislike na hardcoded yung pangalan ko dun sa calendar

    <hunter> the only way to get out of it is to recruit someone else named Roy


    404

    what if humans didnt do stupid things


    405

    stupid humans!


    406

    <hunter> stupid humans!

    <hunter> .

    <hunter> bat kayo tumahimik

    <hunter> sorry for calling you humans stupid


    407

    <hunter> try using eskyuel for the actual word sequel

    • hunter napanood mo na yung SQL ng despicable me?

    408

    <hunter> catholic priests dont have sects

    <hunter> other catholics can have as much sects as they want


    409

    it doesnt feel like anything, thats the point


    410

    <hunter> thats what happens when you bumble around!


    411

    <hunter> im not sure that person exists

    <hunter> baka alamat lang

    <hunter> baka si jsze


    412

    it seems kahit walang uat, we can create our own crisis


    413

    lets panic more tomorrow


    414

    by default you assume trouble


    415

    // When problems are encountered, show them you’re still okay. Be Strong! #actualcodecomment


    416

    alangan naman may sat work sa fri


    417

    <hunter> im curious which part of the sentence x had trouble parsing

    <hunter> well, hindi pala sya sentence


    418

    <hunter> i remember all your birthdays

    <hunter> pero hindi ako bumabati


    419

    ask, like a man


    420

    e kasi naman suspicious talaga!


    421

    is this "survey" for a "friend"?


    422

    im always serious


    423

    who says you won


    424

    only the final round matters


    425

    <hunter> pano kaya pag magresign ako bigla

    <hunter> hirap maging responsable lol


    426

    <hunter> ganyan naman lahat ng tao

    <hunter> it’s easier to get angry over email/chat/internets whatever

    <hunter> kesa face to face

    <hunter> kasi impersonal


    427

    <hunter> im not sure if one should suddenly decide to take a month off while stressed

    <hunter> making decisions while stressed is a bad idea


    428

    is there a place we can go where we can just shout out loud


    429

    I don’t know how to work with humans


    430

    <hunter> unions are bad

    <hunter> dapat union all


    431

    home is where the ps3 is


    432

    marriage doesnt automatically lead to children


    433

    dont discriminate by color!


    434

    wala pang ibang nakaintindi nung joke


    435

    1:30:22 <hunter> you got rejected?

    <hunter> that implies you actually tried something!


    436

    <hunter> no i dont mind

    <hunter> it’s only banned when you’re being annoying


    437

    did you know you can put on headphone and shout at people and its okay


    438

    alam mo naman si Eclipse, dapat di mo ibully. You must handle it gently


    439

    uwi na kayo. Ang babaw nyo na


    440

    I cant simply explain the matrix


    441

    nothing like a critical to wake you up in the morning


    442

    I wanted a breakfast meal

    I got a jolly hotdog

    I’ve never been more disappointed with a jolly hotdog in my life


    443

    we need more statuses


    444

    <hunter> we should refer to colors IRL by winona status

    • hunter for fixing na yung traffic light!

    445

    we dont have time for shenanigans


    446

    <hunter> you can watch me enjoy the device

    <hunter> iykwim


    447

    <hunter> I’ve already slept on it

    <hunter> it would help if you guys donated say P200 each to support me

    <hunter> it’s not like i can’t afford it


    448

    <hunter> grabe may data cap

    <hunter> how savage


    449

    dictatorship naman ako e


    450

    ganyan talaga when being evasive


    451

    <hunter> let the food come to you

    <hunter> be like honey to flies


    452

    if narereplicate nyo na, that’s not really a problem


    453

    well, bigger is always better


    454

    dont reply to me


    455

    in fact kung walang makakapansin, maguuwi na lang ako ng isa


    456

    idk and idc


    457

    im all out of ****s to give


    458

    <hunter> shift ka rin

    <hunter> oh sorry, mali basa ko


    459

    <hunter> we’re at the brink of insanity kahit andito ako

    <hunter> masanay ka na lang na living on the edge


    460

    someone should answer my question, it’s important


    461

    that way lies madness


    462

    baka lang meron kang more critical things to worry about


    463

    hindi bumabalik ang hp pag hindi ka pa natutulog


    464

    sabi kasi nya ok daw sa umaga, you just talk about not doing things until i arrive


    465

    <hunter> we dont have ample time for future projects either

    <hunter> we just keep getting into time debt


    466

    nahihirapan nga ako isipin kung anong date na at any given time


    467

    <hunter> what?

    <hunter> its because we’re not amateurs

    <hunter> we only use professional utils


    468

    i believe in you!


    469

    i feel like we need more descriptive constants


    470

    parang kadarating ko lang dinner na iniisip ko


    471

    be the change you want to see in the world


    472

    that’s always a bad sign


    473

    it was a good decision to switch


    474

    no time like the presence


    475

    i want to stop patching =/


    476

    nung bata ako, santa clause believed in me


    477

    my only experience with a chimney involved us getting smoked out of the house


    478

    that’s BS. 3 year olds are idiots


    479

    If it looks like the weather’s about to clear and you can go out, don’t do it! These rains are sneaky!


    480

    <hunter> i have a problem

    <hunter> dalawa na yung payong ko dito sa office


    481

    <hunter> baka kulang yung binigay nyang letters

    <hunter> tapos umuwi na sya

    <hunter> and nde tayo makakatulog


    482

    <hunter> did you like store everything i ever said

    <hunter> i dont even remember that


    483

    <hunter> unattainable daw yung sagot

    <hunter> kasi kulang ng isang n


    484

    buti nga dalawang piraso yung 2pc chicken mo


    485

    we should just give up on everything and go home


    486

    <hunter> he was looking for you

    <hunter> you’re like ships passing in the night


    487

    <hunter> wth may nagquote na agad sakin sa twitter

    <hunter> you’d know if you had twitter


    488

    you could have saved time by just believing what i said


    489

    you dont want to be punched in the guy


    490

    my explanation was perfect


    491

    there was a fold in space where the ads were


    492

    guys, anong plano nyong gawin sa buhay


    493

    that means im the best


    494

    it feels like it would be irresponsible


    495

    i dont like parties


    496

    dapat pag nagfriend request, may mandatory field to explain who the hell you are


    497

    it must be destiny


    498

    you and your indians


    499

    <hunter> then email him

    <hunter> and complain


    500

    <hunter> im sorry

    <hunter> i just made this one on the fly


    501

    <hunter> sabi na talaga

    <hunter> basta magpatch tayo, may problem

    <hunter> you say patching, I hear problems


    502

    <hunter> i also have to do things secretly

    <hunter> para magimprove yung stealth skills


    503

    camden and do not delay


    504

    who is the cheesemonger #gameofthrones


    505

    your hardware is tired


    506

    he thought he could be a decent man in an indecent time


    507

    i’d try it, but…publishing


    508

    we can’t bend time


    509

    yould you rather be a cute kitten or a manly dog?


    510

    work from hell


    511

    what if you dont do the work and be happy?


    512

    <hunter> e kung philippine government na lang ang client natin

    <hunter> edi sana may pork barrel na tayo


    513

    it’s called half uk shift because it only makes half sense


    514

    dont tell me what to do!


    515

    pag pwede magpause, that basically includes teleportation except nakakapagod


    516

    pag nagpause ka, hindi ka din makakagalaw


    517

    <hunter> minsan surprise lang sa gabi on the way back from dinner

    <hunter> it felt like nature’s rage


    518

    let future us worry about it!


    519

    hindi ako makauwi because of this chismis


    520

    <hunter> it happens more often than you think

    <hunter> i’ve said too much

    <hunter> i must go


    521

    <hunter> what is this janet

    <hunter> why do you have a project that is attuned to current events

    <hunter> ngo daw tayo e


    522

    are you justice?!?


    523

    do you think i dont keep up to date?


    524

    <hunter> Technology meets genius Extensize training. opportunities for growth. Excellent work environment.

    <hunter> spot the problems


    525

    <hunter> south people dont matter!

    <hunter> hagcollection


    526

    northern master race vs filthy southern peasants


    527

    <hunter> dont tell him!

    <hunter> hindi pa nya alam!


    528

    <hunter> no!

    <hunter> cover your eyes!


    529

    pano kung may verb na chowk


    530

    inulit mo lang yung words


    531

    <hunter> what if lahat ng error message natin may "Sadly,"

    <hunter> Sadly, no workflow action is associated with this form.


    532

    <hunter> ang brittle na ng metro manila

    <hunter> konting ulan lang


    533

    yung problem is you can’t really beat the final boss ship unless you grind a bit


    534

    <hunter> > <c> sana di kami [framework] sa janet <- dapat improve mo na lang yung [framework] instead of complaining about it


    535

    <hunter> we’ll see about that

    <hunter> i’m really really really really really really sleepy


    536

    too much chocolate today


    537

    <hunter> anyway, why dont i get a per diem?

    <hunter> i make a business trip to ortigas every day


    538

    not sure if euphemism


    539

    i retire forever


    540

    wang sounds like a chinese name


    541

    <hunter> im the king!

    <hunter> i now retire gracefully


    542

    <hunter> kasi nga retired na ko


    543

    i only know of one censored activity


    544

    only because i told you THE SECRET!


    545

    i feel terrible


    546

    hindi ko kayo kelangan if nde bingo yung gusto ko itira


    547

    macho was living a life of lie!


    548

    <hunter> i must be drunk

    <hunter> wut

    <hunter> uwi na tayo


    549

    bakit andami nyong secrets


    550

    arr im wearing white socks right now!


    551

    screw these rules!


    552

    <hunter> > <ObiJuan> hunter - 4, x - 2 <- let’s stop now, and never do anagrams again


    553

    <hunter> when will you ever learn. You never try.


    554

    <hunter> sige, nde na kita kokonsensyahin gaano

    <hunter> tagalog is hard


    555

    wag ka won’t fix


    556

    uy adult na si wang


    557

    <hunter> pero andaming papel

    <hunter> save the trees!


    558

    verdicts dont judge!


    559

    <hunter> if you like

    <hunter> but once you do, there’s no turning back


    560

    i’m always winning


    561

    <hunter> no no, we only get pizza if tz fails

    <hunter> well, we might still get pizza if ory succeeds


    562

    pag sumakit tyan mo afterwards, nde na pwede


    563

    did you die?


    564

    <hunter> parang ok tumira sa korea

    <hunter> normal sa kanila ung 100mbps internet

    • hunter inb4 north

    565

    <hunter> i dont think i’d need to learn korean

    <hunter> what if i’m there to teach english


    566

    but the problem with korea is that all the girls look the same


    567

    so guys, how much money would you be willing to accept to allow someone to stalk your honeymoon

    let’s assume you have a hot spouse

    people would want to stalk more if there’s a hot spouse!


    568

    all our screens are godscreens


    569

    <hunter> ito yung screen na nagpapakain kay tz

    <hunter> wut


    570

    hindi naman kasi tayo binabayaran hourly


    571

    it’s up to you to raise when people are not following the spec


    572

    it’s because you dont care


    573

    we should all resign and be hermits


    574

    <hunter> then it’s a paradox

    <hunter> baka naimpress sila kay mole

    <hunter> then they’re like "all testers should be like him!"


    575

    it’s not a thesis defense!


    576

    <hunter> anong away nyo x

    <hunter> have you grown tired of wang


    577

    if we become obsolete, why would we still be around


    578

    <hunter> we’re not really that interested

    <hunter> well, baka si x


    579

    this is the future!


    580

    If you find yourself with some free time (maybe due to code freeze), here’s a fun task you can do as buffer: documentation!


    581

    <hunter> what tz

    <hunter> dont you like fun?!?


    582

    <hunter> sadly no

    <hunter> i dont have a solution for that yet


    583

    you should have offered to help her master baking


    584

    just text "sorry, you’re not interesting enough. thanks for playing!"


    585

    <hunter> what is the nosebleed gesture

    <hunter> it could also mean these filthy peasants are beneath you


    586

    man, if i was uncomfortable for that long, i’d find a way to weasel out’


    587

    <hunter> this is impossible for us to evaluate, do you know why

    <hunter> it’s because she’s a woman

    <hunter> and we’re men

    <hunter> we can only evaluate stuff that makes sense


    588

    <hunter> maybe nothing’s wrong with you

    <hunter> maybe you’re amazing, just the way you are


    589

    did you ask her what her favorite dinosaur is?


    590

    people arent bananas!


    591

    <hunter> we have like 666 bugs for testing

    <hunter> evil!

    <hunter> quick, close one of them!


    592

    arent we all actors on the stage of life


    593

    that makes it easier to sneak attack them


    594

    pag first world ka, mas marami kang napapansin na minor annoyances


    595

    dwarves and midgets have very little in common


    596

    <hunter> i dont mean my summary

    <hunter> i mean my WTH about 30 minutes ago


    597

    i was lied to as well!


    598

    <hunter> yes

    <hunter> ikaw lang

    <hunter> wala nang iba


    599

    nde naman tayo mamamatay pag mawala ang chat for 5 mins


    600

    i’ll tekalook


    601

    now i have to make a family


    602

    it took him 3 days to finish!


    603

    ang landi kasi nung flintstones e


    604

    grabe merong function si btan na doHiddenActionWithRelatives


    605

    meron daw sila database ng leads, pero nde nya maexplain how i got there


    606

    that’s soul crushing work


    607

    i wonder if they ever go home and and are like proud of the work they’ve done for the day


    608

    your soul can be crushed even when your job is one you like


    609

    fugue too


    610

    <hunter> seriously, i can only continue dreams if i immediately go back to sleep after waking up

    <hunter> yung quick enough that you don’t lose dream-memory yet


    611

    not even if it were the last anime on earth


    612

    your discussion has all but guaranteed that i will never ever play this game


    613

    it’s like we can see them but they cant see us


    614

    predictable!


    615

    madoka happens


    616

    well, at least i got the ruffles


    617

    chips ahoooooy~


    618

    what if i only hate stupid people?


    619

    <hunter> i dunno

    <hunter> i cant explain it

    <hunter> its one of the mysteries of the universe


    620

    i said i’ll handle it.


    621

    <hunter> may kumuha ng kitkat ni x?

    <hunter> hihingi pa naman sana ako

    <hunter> lol

    <hunter> check nyo sa cctv!


    622

    <hunter> > <in-in> > <hunter> sino ba naman kasi maiintimidate kay tz <- little kids <- hindi sya pwede maging pedophile


    623

    <hunter> what

    <hunter> im not intimidating at all


    624

    i dont see why im intimidating. i havent punched anybody in a long time


    625

    arent nerds less intimidating


    626

    bears are vicious


    627

    nung [project], aakyat pa kami ng bundok at tatawid ng ilog para makafix ng bug


    628

    <hunter> so black dude si eric clapton?

    <hunter> i dunno what he looks like so it might be true


    629

    log mo na lang then continue using a sensible browser


    630

    <hunter> > <x> bakit ang mahal ng eggs benedict =/ <- galing pa sa dating pope


    631

    did you doubt me?


    632

    <hunter> 5x4x4 combinations yung sam hong

    <hunter> 5x5x5 combinations yung the other one

    <hunter> si chin

    <hunter> how did you get those decimals


    633

    leave him to his fetishes


    634

    man, why dont i have chips ahoy. it’s like my life is incomplete


    635

    that has less rows than i expected


    636

    i dont trust him


    637

    dont do that, macoconfuse


    638

    pakitimpla ako ng kape


    639

    <hunter> dont be scared

    <hunter> but dont whip me either


    640

    i’m too full to walk over there


    641

    > <c> sorry to interrupt <- naks, nde na basta basta nagswerve


    642

    <hunter> > <in-in> parang wala masyadong fanfare <- you might not be following the correct people on twitter


    643

    i did nazi that coming


    644

    <hunter> sinong ninamedrop nya

    <hunter> ako ba


    645

    <hunter> 10 million lang?

    <hunter> wait, kanino nya ibibigay

    <hunter> pwede kami kumita

    <hunter> split na lang kami ni husband tag 5 million


    646

    i wonder if the plan is like "shit, huli na tayo, akusahan na lang natin lahat para magulo"


    647

    only if you dont have level 7 clearance


    648

    magagalit yung avengers pag nakita syang buhay pa


    649

    nde ko rin naintindihan yung ending


    650

    aha nde nagdeny na magaasawa na


    651

    the show is very whedonesque


    652

    how would you even google that


    653

    just for that you must keep working


    654

    parang everyday na ako merong shows


    655

    <hunter> > <carding> dun sa wii nya <- so, are you playing with his wii now?


    656

    i’d glare but he’s not here


    657

    find out why it happens and how we can avoid it


    658

    <hunter> > <carding> konti pagpipilian ni tall girl sa boys <- but taller boys are better


    659

    hindi ko naintindihan what less privilege means


    660

    i should utilize wang fully


    661

    <hunter> it was funny

    <hunter> naalala ko lang because i had to kill a session


    662

    wala pa bang matchbox 21


    663

    i’d go but i’m feeling a little unwell


    664

    <hunter> as long as it doesnt last until 3 am

    <hunter> and wala masyadong bright lights


    665

    7:13:13 <hunter> there’s a long email discussion which ended with the conclusion i added there as a comment

    <hunter> do you want to be added to the thread to object to it


    666

    <hunter> do you want to be added to the thread to read the explanation?


    667

    kasi ayaw na lang nya tanggapin yung pinapagawa nung comment


    668

    i dunno how manila works lol


    669

    parang nawala yung extra week!


    670

    i’d turn off validations


    671

    what is pacu2


    672

    im not sure there is a letter z


    673

    internet explorer, how quaint


    674

    that’s not even remotely answering my question


    675

    <hunter> alam nyo yung old wives tale na bawal diretso umuwi pag galing sa lamay

    <hunter> nung pauwi na kami kagabi may pinabaon pa saming siopao

    <hunter> tapos dumaan pa muna kami ng shakeys para nde diretso umuwi


    676

    wala namang sense maging superstitious


    677

    lol wang cant even feel code yet


    678

    <hunter> parang training lang yan ni mr miyagi

    <hunter> kelangan mapinturahan yung fence


    679

    <hunter> i just got to this mode by accident

    <hunter> im not sure if i should leave

    <hunter> aha thanks


    680

    <hunter> c it’s like having a daily standup meeting, except via email


    681

    <hunter> para aware ka what issues the rest of the team is facing

    <hunter> kasi you’re supposed to be part of a team, not just worrying about your own thing only


    682

    i like to be aware when other projects are fucking up


    683

    so are you saying daily standup meetings are a bad idea?


    684

    <hunter> may ganyan ba sa pilipinas

    <hunter> meron lang tayo nung opposite: anti-vegetarians


    685

    may wireless girls


    686

    i know this because i have oracle certification


    687

    <hunter> > <rider> nakuha mo naman na yung path ng record <- but what if i want to spy on you


    688

    pinanood ko yung first ep ng bagong show ni michael j fox, its a bit shaky


    689

    mohammedwebster -> half muslim, half dictionary


    690

    but LOV makes the world go round


    691

    there was a lot of food that day…


    692

    <hunter> hey

    <hunter> why did you reset

    <hunter> you animal


    693

    pano ba natin sila nauuto


    694

    <hunter> this is a good time to invade america


    695

    <hunter> none of these explanations are satisfactory

    <hunter> you are not smarter than a fifth grader


    696

    are you saving it for marriage?


    697

    <hunter> those are different numbers

    <hunter> or vital stats mo yan?


    698

    that was a lot more diplomatic than the first draft I had in my head


    699

    dont settle for 3rd place


    700

    dont play online if you cant take trash talk from trolls


    701

    <hunter> medyo ok pa tayo sa asia

    <hunter> since asians dont trash talk as much as americans


    702

    it’s not the money that bothers me, it’s the paperwork


    703

    i dont trust house selling people

    i’ll just cut my own lumber and build my own house


    704

    you and your dan brown


    705

    but i cant berate them, it’d cost a text


    706

    this doesnt even add up!


    707

    <hunter> what did the optimist say after jumping off the building rooftop

    <hunter> "so far so good"


    708

    • hunter i’m a level 5 vegan. i don’t eat anything that casts a shadow

    709

    families shouldnt take the train!

    matrtraumatize mga bata


    710

    bitter you than me


    711

    <hunter> okay im out of embarrassing stories

    <hunter> im no danger


    712

    basta dont commit that shit to main


    713

    i thing therefore i am


    714

    <hunter> i dont trust yung chargers nyo jan

    <hunter> parang they’re slutty


    715

    you wake up in the morning, not on the morning


    716

    because we dont entertain concepts


    717

    it must be irrelephant


    718

    my enthusiasm for working had faded with this stupid eclipse crap in the morning


    719

    <hunter> i like to imagine [project] as this huge creaky wwii-era battleship

    <hunter> we’re not really sure why it’s still floating

    <hunter> and we constantly have to fix things everywhere

    <hunter> but gosh darn it we’ll get to our destination before this ship sinks


    720

    compile errors are like body pains, they’re symptoms of things we need to fix


    721

    <hunter> there’s that new band, i heard they’re pretty good

    <hunter> the eraserheads


    722

    estimation bad!


    723

    for that you shall pay a terrible price


    724

    his offical position is "closet heartbreaker"


    725

    paggising sa umaga, build problem ang almusal


    726

    english, do you speak it?


    727

    <hunter> pano mo ireresearch

    <hunter> magpopost ka sa facebook page asking "lalake ka ba?


    728

    there is a way, if you make a way


    729

    going home at the end of the day is a human right


    730

    <hunter> iniimagine nyo ba mga worst-case scenario

    <hunter> like what if na-world trade center ang tektite


    731

    <hunter> i have sight beyond sight

    <hunter> this is stupid, i’ll just go make a sandwich


    732

    <hunter> what is this wang hat

    <hunter> can someone draw it


    733

    if mahaba, that’s not a point


    734

    if you forget about the past you cant learn from it


    735

    it’s not famed if we dont know what it is


    736

    but i want to be coy


    737

    hash tags are for topics, not opinions


    738

    did you know: the word bed is shaped like a bed


    739

    if you dont care why are you complaining


    740

    <hunter> foreseeing is for believing

    <hunter> that sounds better


    741

    it doesnt count if i was quoting other sources


    742

    i have a problem going to the office period


    743

    NO TO MODES


    744

    <hunter> it’s looking with sexual desire

    <hunter> ganyan si x mag glare


    745

    imbistigahan mo how to make things go zoom


    746

    why vnc when you can walk


    747

    it’s better than idolizing justin bieber


    748

    <hunter> there is such a thing as doing science better

    <hunter> research methodologies, approaches, thinking outside the box

    <hunter> it’s like programming

    <hunter> some approaches are better than others


    749

    <hunter> people do things for recognition all the time

    <hunter> scientists are no different


    750

    <hunter> i dont like using the term ironic

    <hunter> it’s alanis’ fault


    751

    it’s great that you are easily amused


    752

    why dont you believe in magic


    753

    the oop experience shouldnt be relevant


    754

    <hunter> let’s escape

    <hunter> and never come back


    755

    luckily i didnt commit anything stupid (i think)


    756

    <hunter> may nagpost kasi sa facebook ko tapos naexcite din ako then nadisappoint

    <hunter> and i was like, i must share this feeling


    757

    yung garlic and cheese nde sya masarap pag malamig na


    758

    i allow you to eat


    759

    i should be thanked everywhere


    760

    <hunter> at the end of all things

    <hunter> when there’s no one left but me and my books

    <hunter> there, i shall read them


    761

    the world has changed


    762

    the earthquake changed him


    763

    tsk now things will be awkward


    764

    this is the curse of laziness


    765

    on the other hand, there are five fingers


    766

    damn those meddling kids


    767

    <hunter> magvolunteer kaya ako na judge

    <hunter> im willing to accept bribes


    768

    im naked under these clothes


    769

    protip: they’re always recording


    770

    that’s like saying natutuwa ang devs pag may bugs


    771

    time > money


    772

    rules? we have no rules


    773

    bawal magtanong


    774

    i was on twitter before it was cool


    775

    they accepted the potato…and fried it


    776

    <hunter> then the solution is simple

    <hunter> dont answer


    777

    i dislike dogs


    778

    hindi lahat ng tao ganun kababaw


    779

    is it because people are becoming stupider?


    780

    <hunter> sino may sabi nyan

    <hunter> pawang kasinungalingan


    781

    bakit starting 2007 lang yung pagibig ko


    782

    im more benevolent than some other hosts


    783

    masyado bang high quality yung tinatarget ko


    784

    black couch lang bastos na agad


    785

    step 1: don’t


    786

    <hunter> we can call her cbags for short

    <hunter> wut

    <hunter> dont tell her i said that


    787

    apparently im glowing


    788

    there are many secrets in [project]


    789

    havent you heard the expression 3 square meals a day


    790

    go, live!


    791

    a pokemon chose me!


    792

    i would choose that nurse that heals your pokemon


    793

    my guard is never down!


    794

    i should just fudge these numbers


    795

    it’s the circle of life


    796

    sabihin mo nawalan ka ng respeto sa kanya


    797

    hindi sumasang-ayon sa saligang batas


    798

    away na lang


    799

    babe, greek myth isnt real


    800

    so pag nde mo kami sinabihan, nde kami important!

    you should tell us where you’re going so that we’re important


    801

    <hunter> so we’re only half important

    <hunter> we’ll just make up stories then

    <hunter> like nagsl ka kasi buntis


    802

    you’re the superuser of your own life


    803

    yung copy&paste pwede mong gamitin para sa ikabubuti ng lipunan


    804

    if it helps, i grant you absolution


    805

    thats unconstitutional!


    806

    pwede yan, kung may shotgun


    807

    > wang for all, all for wang


    808

    <hunter> each project figures out too late that they have no such standards


    809

    pag kausap nyo si harry, do you feel like telling him he’s a wizard


    810

    <hunter> how can you not get this right

    <hunter> there’s a song


    811

    find a crazy roommate, make a sitcom


    812

    that was a crappy movie!


    813

    water world is a great movie!


    814

    <hunter> we dont have leadership

    <hunter> we are a lawless wasteland


    815

    last year was tyranny


    816

    unless we establish dominance over these filthy peasants


    817

    <hunter> i wonder if politicians secretly have meetings like this

    <hunter> where they voice opinions theyd never say in public


    818

    sabi ni shishio, the weak shall be food for the strong!


    819

    maraming squatters na may aircon, malaking tv, etc


    820

    what if someone uploads porn to the family portal


    821

    a lot of the stuff takes too much involvement


    822

    walang kapit bahay si batman


    823

    it was like waking up in hell!


    824

    rich people kids are weird


    825

    the rest of you should work hard


    826

    <hunter> kung sabi ni master sure why not

    <hunter> hindi ako ang may final say

    <hunter> bahala na si wang


    827

    <hunter> sabihin mo recovering alcoholic ka

    <hunter> you dont want to fall off the wagon


    828

    miners should have +str


    829

    i already said i’ll go. wala namang penalty for changing my mind later :p


    830

    ibig sabihin, gagalingan nyo na lang


    831

    <hunter> natetempt akong wag na lang umattend

    <hunter> what do i get out of it aside from free food


    832

    pag type mo, nde na yun praktis


    833

    Flavor: Desperate


    834

    so what do evil people use for parsing json?!?


    835

    one does not simply watch the entire LOTR trilogy


    836

    you can lower to 10% if you cant take it


    837

    walang sisihan!


    838

    you’re what’s wrong with this country


    839

    seas arent lakes!


    840

    that’s called deduction


    841

    ayoko ng may misses sa grammar


    842

    he likes to assume that things are simpler than they really are


    843

    we’re already trapped in the sunk cost fallacy


    844

    <hunter> im not one of the chronically late :p

    <hunter> lahat ng late ko conscious decision haha


    845

    yung heat nya may kasamang humidity


    846

    <hunter> you’re wrong

    <hunter> how can you be so wrong


    847

    people cant change


    848

    baka nagdown yung jabber para it’s harder to warn people that [boss] is nearby #conspiracy


    849

    you’re one of those people!


    850

    baka nafix ko magically


    851

    <hunter> baka magiigib pa sya ng tubig

    <hunter> at magsisibak ng kahoy


    852

    tsk bilib pa naman kami sa inyo


    853

    there can be only wang


    854

    you must find this answer on your own


    855

    <hunter> i dont ever hope to make the cms framework accessible


    856

    ako lang ang pwede mag destroy


    857

    <hunter> you dont get me

    <hunter> nobody gets me


    858

    I just came here for the bread and spread #10years


    859

    I’m thankful for working with best, the brightest, smartest and talented people… oh, and also you guys #10years


    860

    I don’t know how I lasted 10 years without offending anyone… or getting fired #10years


    861

    <hunter> bubuksan ko lang pag emergency

    <hunter> when all hope is lost


    862

    stop stalking me


    863

    if i was a wedding planner, weddings would be waaaaay more efficient


    864

    it really doesnt work unless i say it out loud


    865

    <hunter> ah well, it’s a problem that even if may cute girl, idk how to determine if she is age-appropriate

    <hunter> age-appropriateness is more important


    866

    hindi kelangan ipaliwanag ang preference mo


    867

    sabihin mo "i dont like"


    868

    <hunter> it’s a spectrum

    <hunter> of gayness


    869

    pag kwinestyon ka nila, bigla kang magbreak out into song. "It’s my life" by bon jovi


    870

    what is this dev life


    871

    i’d only consider moving because traffic is stupid


    872

    <hunter> > <x> a condo? <- if kaya lang bumili ng condo sa mall, dati pa ako bumili

    <hunter> tamad ako to do all the papers and shit


    873

    i only have two real concerns: traffic and internets


    874

    that sentence sounds like i could put it in a dc comic book panel and it would still work


    875

    if that were true, surely someone would have uploaded it to youtube by now


    876

    there are people who can’t follow directions in a wizard


    877

    dont reply to mails angry


    878

    ok lang makipagdebate, but dont let emotions cloud your judgment


    879

    i was doubting myself for nothing!


    880

    Lahat kaya ng pag-ibig.


    881

    <hunter> there are no instructions

    <hunter> only word of mouth


    882

    <hunter> there’s no such thing as dying of old age

    <hunter> parating may cause, "old age" isn’t a cause


    883

    <hunter> i only gave one choice

    <hunter> and it’s already both


    884

    • hunter anong gulay ang hindi para kay kuya?

    <hunter> ans: sayote


    885

    <hunter> buti pa sa [project], madali gumawa ng relationship

    <hunter> tell that to tz


    886

    how to resolve complaints: stop complaining


    887

    i’ve seen the code, i agree [project] is worse


    888

    we should have a joke-off


    889

    i cant do anything though, i’m lawful good


    890

    i don’t repeat jokes


    891

    <hunter> this is why i hate proposals

    <hunter> so many lies


    892

    i’m dying, but i don’t want to get a med cert


    893

    why won’t you say? is it because you don’t want to be sexually attracted to us?


    894

    why did you take my name in vain


    895

    dapat "the great roy tang"


    896

    <hunter> i was off by 1

    <hunter> programmer kasi


    897

    <hunter> also, in spanish, conductor means driver

    <hunter> that really threw me off


    898

    we’re filipinos, we don’t kill people unless we’re riding in tandem


    899

    she should commit seppuku


    900

    at least nde ka hypocrite, either side of the story payag ka


    901

    i dont like how we don’t really delete things


    902

    <hunter> i expect na other places are the same or worse

    <hunter> the only real escape is to declare independence


    903

    <hunter> you cant kill me

    <hunter> i have a dead man’s switch set up with your secret


    904

    <hunter> iniisip ko minsan to randomly treat a homeless person to a meal at jollibee or something

    <hunter> pero parang it’s dangerous


    905

    <hunter> im an oldie

    <hunter> i dont replace the water


    906

    <hunter> bawal talaga ako

    <hunter> im out of your league guys


    907

    i’m too strong for my own good


    908

    only humans can eat things with shells


    909

    <hunter> yes, but i dont randomly viber people "Hi"

    <hunter> it’s weird


    910

    <hunter> sino iviviber mo

    <hunter> wag mo ko landiin wang


    911

    <hunter> you need to be famous first

    <hunter> otherwise, you’re called an extra instead


    912

    but i’m already the man!


    913

    <hunter> aliens

    <hunter> aliens who are afraid of condos


    914

    bago yung machine ko

    i am above the system

    suck it xp peasants


    915

    <hunter> my machine name is now bolognese

    <hunter> im not sure what to say pag tinanong ako bakit ko pinalitan


    916

    <hunter> i wonder if we’re already "safe"

    <hunter> lagyan natin ng condom yung server para safe


    917

    i cant judge cute, but he was wearing red, does that help?


    918

    i think you receive the right amount of flak


    919

    if you dont want to work here, why are you still here


    920

    no, the proper response is "by your command"


    921

    tz touched me in a gay manner!


    922

    lampas 7 inches yung akin


    923

    out of 10 points, the score is macho


    924

    my precious lead is in peril


    925

    <hunter> do you think it’s rude to talk to people without identifying yourself first

    <hunter> hypothetically speaking


    926

    run really fast, dont look back


    927

    dont axe me


    928

    I’m sorry, our software is perfect. The problem must be you.


    929

    <hunter> what, you’re too good for us now?

    <hunter> mr big shot


    930

    <hunter> guys may double down na ulit

    <hunter> you’re already eating something unhealthy, might as well go all the way


    931

    > Lunch: Freedom!!!


    932

    <hunter> internet bridges

    <hunter> connecting you to the future


    933

    unions aren’t bad, they’re just misunderstood


    934

    <hunter> the great thing about being a dev, is we’re the last to be obsoleted

    <hunter> kami yung nangoobsolete ng ibang tao


    935

    automated testing just means the testers will be moved to higher-value testing


    936

    i made you all look at your keyboards


    937

    overheard at our block: pahiram ng sausage mo


    938

    <hunter> maaga ako nagigising araw-araw

    <hunter> iba yun sa maagang pumapasok


    939

    i cant quote a tangincheek


    940

    <hunter> wala ka kasing finesse wang

    <hunter> brute force lang alam mo


    941

    only the best get to be on c’s jabber list


    942

    if it’s still a problem, it’s btan’s fault


    943

    overheard at our block: "My eggs are cracked"


    944

    <hunter> guys kunwari nakababa ka ng tektite

    <hunter> tapos biglang kang natae

    <hunter> san ka ccr and bakit


    945

    anakni skywalker


    946

    i believe in loops


    947

    i need to wait until i get a chance to do something major that propels me into the national spotlight


    948

    <hunter> i have grown harsh

    <hunter> tempered by yesterday’s betrayals


    949

    oh yeah?? I’ll show you a bone!


    950

    im busy fighting for rotten bananas everywhere


    951

    be the jvm

    become one with the heap


    952

    <hunter> year 2000 pinublish yung storm of swords

    <hunter> pag lampas 10 years, pwede na ispoil


    953

    <hunter> gawa na lang kaya ako ng flappy bird

    <hunter> but my life might be ruined


    954

    you know im a fan of just tossing people into the deep end


    955

    yes, yes and yes


    956

    worship me~


    957

    ang ninjas hindi nakikita sa cctv


    958

    such is the way of the world


    959

    ano first name ni pikachu? ans: cherry pie


    960

    <hunter> lunch is a human right

    <hunter> pandante is not a human right


    961

    <hunter> I can see my house from the moon

    <hunter> kelangan lang mag enhance


    962

    <hunter> there’s no way anyone can catch up to me

    <hunter> it’s mathematically impossible


    963

    pano na ang peace and quiet


    964

    <hunter> i know you guys rely on me to bring levity

    <hunter> i have failed you


    965

    dapat tinatanggal na pag hindi na ginagamit


    966

    i’m not sure how having a black guy as [human] torch works


    967

    <hunter> we have like a billion random servlets

    <hunter> para tayong mcdonalds

    <hunter> "Billions served!"


    968

    beauty cant protect you from bullets. if venezuela descends into chaos, will they still be able to send ms universe contestants?


    969

    <hunter> but i’ve already moved on lol

    <hunter> i’m focusing on international problems now


    970

    <hunter> ano sabi nung taga ukraine na apathetic

    <hunter> "kievs"


    971

    <hunter> wang doesnt have a point

    <hunter> just a tip


    972

    <hunter> may ibig sabihin ba yung band name ng u2?

    <hunter> or tipong may nagtext lang kay bono "isip ka ng band name!" "ok, u2"


    973

    trust me guys; I’m totally a poet


    974

    You cant expect the tools to read your mind.


    975

    more builds have been broken because of unintended commits


    976

    devs should have commit awareness


    977

    <hunter> dapat aware kung ano yung mga dapat icommit and kung ano yung hindi

    <hunter> not just blindly commit everything na may change sa local


    978

    kaya nga may source control, so I can try shit on my local without affecting everyone else


    979

    the fact that you all had the privilege of meeting me was just a happy accident


    980

    <hunter> no to sugarcoating

    <hunter> just be direct and honest

    <hunter> the truth will set you free


    981

    everybody is a bad coder


    982

    bakit pag puno ung bladder mo ang sarap mag-pee?


    983

    dapat maniwala tayo sa taga cavite


    984

    PROTIP: pag nahirapan kayo sumagot sa tanong nya, distract him with some other topic so that he goes on a long tangent


    985

    <hunter> pag nagalit ako, malalaman nyo

    <hunter> maghahalo ang balat sa tinalupan


    986

    im not a table flipping kind of guy


    987

    How could cheese ever be wrong? I don’t want to live in a world where cheese is wrong.


    988

    im not sure how to interpret this, but it seems this brownie is way way resilient


    989

    IT’S HAPPENING!!!


    990

    <hunter> i dont see a challenge

    <hunter> i see an opportunity


    991

    the only real way to end the streak is to have the undertaker challenge himself


    992

    <hunter> i seriously doubt aristotle is more famous than jesus

    <hunter> 99% of people living today wouldnt know who aristotle is

    <hunter> *was


    993

    <hunter> what bakit mo niredeem

    <hunter> dapat ako mag redeem

    <hunter> im the redeemer


    994

    (3:31:31 PM) stang (roy): one cant assume things

    (3:31:35 PM) stang (roy): that makes an ass of u and me


    995

    <hunter> tsk you werent paying attention to me

    <hunter> pinapansin mo lang when someone is heating someone else’s hotdog


    996

    time, who can understand it


    997

    alam mo naman ako, i tend to worry about things even if nde pa kelangan


    998

    <hunter> im not hating on her

    <hunter> i mean, i’d still tap that

    <hunter> lol


    999

    <hunter> where do astronauts hang out?

    <hunter> at the space bar!


    1000

    yeah, real people are assholes


    1001

    <hunter> four of me!

    <hunter> that’s four times too much awesomeness

    <hunter> how can the world take it


    1002

    why do only the bright ojts get ideas


    1003

    it means you must google


    1004

    <hunter> walang bras sa westeros

    <hunter> pag tanggal ng robes, parating boobs na agad


    1005

    <hunter> why do we exist

    <hunter> we are extensions of the will of the universe


    1006

    i’m not sure if it’s good that i’m being compared to a eunuch


    1007

    <hunter> im a shining example


    1008

    <hunter> i was fixing something else

    <hunter> then i saw the problem

    <hunter> and i was like, this is fucking familiar


    1009

    idk which meal is which anymore


    1010

    basta if (hungry()) eat()


    1011

    august is the best month


    1012

    <hunter> i already receive too much mail meant for the other roy tangs

    <hunter> i should kill them all and absorb their power


    1013

    <hunter> i am technically correct

    <hunter> that’s the best kind of correct


    1014

    I will grace you people with my presence


    1015

    i vote people


    1016

    i am the people


    1017

    pandante caused the extinction of the dinosaurs


    1018

    let the corny flow through you


    1019

    <hunter> may chinese blood ka ba?

    <hunter> try to spill some of it


    1020

    <hunter> what

    <hunter> why are you blaming me

    <hunter> it’s not like corny ako


    1021

    <hunter> wag kayo gagaya sakin

    <hunter> it’s bad


    1022

    also i slouch, like a predator


    1023

    What is life without WHO


    1024

    <hunter> basta keep better track

    <hunter> dont make us look out for you


    1025

    dont give in to despair


    1026

    java is the devil


    1027

    dont make me draw a graph!


    1028

    im not krillin


    1029

    <hunter> i think ill apply the yakimix policy to vikings

    <hunter> kakain lang ako dun pag libre


    1030

    <hunter> idk what to do today

    <hunter> it’s too early to have a crisis


    1031

    <hunter> we dont have a porch

    <hunter> innova lang


    1032

    6:49:53 <hunter> yung tsinelas yung may letter Y

    <hunter> tsynelas


    1033

    im not sure if youre aware of this, but im not a girl


    1034

    i have infinite bits


    1035

    what i can do for the country is stay at home and not contribute to traffic


    1036

    why must things cost money


    1037

    it might lead to dark places on the internet


    1038

    <hunter> dont reminisce!

    <hunter> it’s dangerous


    1039

    everyone should have ducktales


    1040

    it’s not gay as long as walang swords crossing


    1041

    <hunter> ugh this windows app layouting is boring

    <hunter> i’d rather go to a meeting


    1042

    <hunter> wala na kasing modern day gangsters

    <hunter> theyre called corporations now


    1043

    <hunter> blue ilang beses mo na ko gusto idate

    <hunter> no means no!


    1044

    <hunter> bilhin ko na lang kaya yung HH

    <hunter> pero kailangan magpramis kayo na kakain kayo dun araw-araw for 10 years


    1045

    <hunter> in any given industry, 95% of the people working there arent very good at what they do

    <hunter> 74% of all statistics are made up


    1046

    whenever you have troubles, just remember, you’re not living c’s life


    1047

    dont come on internet


    1048

    <hunter> ganyan ang mga pilipino, hindi kaya sumagot directly ng tanong

    <hunter> "kumain ka na?" "busog pa ko e"


    1049

    dapat tipong sisingit ka sa pila, tapos when the other people complain you’re like "excuse me!" (whips out card) "preferred client ako!"


    1050

    <hunter> aw man, embarassing

    <hunter> my text said "please dont call know"

    <hunter> =|


    1051

    <hunter> it lives on in our hearts

    <hunter> now we shall never speak of it again


    1052

    <hunter> what if we encase metro manila in a glass dome

    <hunter> tapos airconditioned yung dome

    <hunter> no wait

    <hunter> what if we BLOT OUT THE SON


    1053

    respond ka "i will crush you!"


    1054

    idk who this jessica chastain person is but her name sounds funny


    1055

    c pag deads ka na, wala nang overthinking


    1056

    <hunter> hindi ko alam ano time difference ng cellphone ko sa ots

    <hunter> so I NEVER GIVE UP


    1057

    waiting here is the same as waiting there


    1058

    just because something is cheap doesnt mean it’s worth buying


    1059

    that one was actual wisdom


    1060

    <hunter> kunwari nastranded ka on an island for 5 years

    <hunter> pagbalik mo ba, maalala mo pa din yung keyboard shortcuts ng eclipse?


    1061

    well, pisay thugs are still kinda nerdy


    1062

    this term has taken on a life of its own


    1063

    i can only imagine that quote coming back to haunt me when im running for president


    1064

    <hunter> mas masarap pag libre

    <hunter> im not made of money


    1065

    im not a checkbox!


    1066

    <hunter> i’ve already been best in the country at something

    <hunter> best in the world naman


    1067

    neither dogs nor cats will bring you happiness


    1068

    filipinos dont like paying for things


    1069

    just because other people are assholes doesnt mean you have to be an asshole too


    1070

    <hunter> may sequel daw yung taken where sumali sa 4-man wrestling matches si liam neeson

    <hunter> it was called taken tag


    1071

    experience trumps checklist


    1072

    the way to teach newbies is to toss them into the fire


    1073

    i dont like proposals kasi i dont like lying


    1074

    pag may binigay sayong task na impossible, respond with "I demand a trial by combat"


    1075

    <hunter> why would you even want to try weed

    <hunter> you can get high on [project] instead


    1076

    <hunter> how can donuts be wrong

    <hunter> i dont want to live in a world where donuts are wrong


    1077

    any time na bigyan ako, hindi ako tatanggi


    1078

    keep your jebs out of my bathroom


    1079

    i am the one who docs


    1080

    i feel like that dog that has no idea what he’s doing


    1081

    life is pointless, dont do anything


    1082

    i have all the answers


    1083

    <hunter> wag kayo mag give in to fear

    <hunter> courage!


    1084

    <hunter> my grandfather sa father’s side is pure chinese

    <hunter> ako i’m pure awesome


    1085

    awesome people arent racist


    1086

    awesome people arent racist, you nigger


    1087

    pag mainit na ang panahon, pinoys are like "awesomer na!"


    1088

    i dont want to have to explain


    1089

    <hunter> > <macho> do you guys put your phones on silent mode? <-

    i dont. not even when randy santiago and that other guy tell me to


    1090

    <hunter> when you fantasize about me, i have no face?


    1091

    <hunter> living increases your risk of cancer by up to 100%


    1092

    <hunter> i like that i can just try a random function i’m not familiar with and immediately find a couple of bugs


    1093

    <hunter> parang ang sarap ng walang pasok

    <hunter> resign na kaya ako


    1094

    <hunter> walang basagan ng trip

    <hunter> let them live their alternative lifestyles


    1095

    <hunter> a dream is a wish your heart makes


    1096

    <hunter> im a genius and i didnt even know it


    1097

    <hunter> monday pa lang, parang napagod na ko sa mundo


    1098

    <hunter> if all the days are rest days, then no days are rest days


    1099

    <hunter> tapon mo na yan, sardines are evil


    1100

    <hunter> there should be a drug to help you avoid taking drugs


    1101

    <hunter> bahala ka, pag druggie ka, hindi ka magiging national artist


    1102

    <hunter> the words of House Tardy are "Six points pa lang!"


    1103

    <hunter> what if i start my own government

    <hunter> our national food will be bacon and cheese sandwich


    1104

    <hunter> nagkaron nga ng one week na walang nagrerecord ng wisdom ko e


    1105

    <hunter> > hindi ka pa ba naeexcite ng [project]?


    1106

    <hunter> is it bad for me to suddenly shout "fucking eclipse!" in front of the noobs


    1107

    <hunter> it makes sense na gawin mo lang pag kelangan mo na


    1108

    <hunter> that’s bad

    <hunter> that’s so bad


    1109

    <hunter> psychic mode

    <hunter> i try not to let my psychic powers affect my life


    1110

    <hunter> good to know we’re still in sync


    1111

    <hunter> I AM THE ONE WHO REVIEWS


    1112

    <hunter> kung ang tawag sa kinakabit ay kabit, dapat tawag sa nililigawan is ligaw #TweetLikeJaden


    1113

    <hunter> i dont like "uu"

    <hunter> parang tae


    1114

    <hunter> circuses dont have windows


    1115

    <hunter> merong [system] user na JOLLEYV

    <hunter> i wonder if hotdog din sya


    1116

    hindi pwera naputulan ka ng buhok mahina ka na


    1117

    <hunter> today, i will clean up some shit


    1118

    <hunter> magtatayo ako jan ng HH kung jan kayo maglulunch araw-araw for 10 years

    <hunter> kahit weekends

    <hunter> kahit magresign

    <hunter> bigyan ko kayo 10% discount pag sundays


    1119

    <hunter> it’s not really important na malaman natin

    <hunter> the important thing is that we all learned how to work together


    1120

    <hunter> why dont we respect his desire to remain anon

    <hunter> if we have a witch hunt, less anons will be [less] forthcoming in the future

    <hunter> this is why i didnt want to find the logs lol

    <hunter> pero ginawa ko pa din haha


    1121

    <hunter> i couldnt remain anonymous if i tried


    1122

    <hunter> i’m smirking

    <hunter> entertaining e


    1123

    <hunter> thanks for volunteering as tribute


    1124

    <hunter> the 2nd one is stupid

    <hunter> the 1st one is ugly, but it’s not stupid


    1125

    <hunter> both of these are ridiculous, but one is more ridiculous than the other


    1126

    <hunter> do you guys ever get the urge to quit the world and become a hermit


    1127

    <hunter> no strings attached just means hindi nyo inaamin na may strings attached


    1128

    <hunter> it’s been so long, i’ve forgotten what it’s like to be late


    1129

    <c> para may high level stuff ka na rin

    <hunter> feeling mo wala akong high level stuff

    <c> the lead dev is the bridge

    <hunter> pano ka anjan

    <c> me?

    <hunter> in english,

    <hunter> how there you


    1130

    <hunter> hindi naman kasi ito facebook

    <hunter> so bakit mo yan ginagawa dito


    1131

    <hunter> > <furfur> masarap ba wang? <- i would try wang


    1132

    <hunter> no, i was planning to walk over there and give you the estimate in a wild voice


    1133

    <hunter> may naisip ka nang innovation x?

    <hunter> meron na ako…suggestion ko may kasamang bacon yung [system]


    1134

    <hunter> they want your nuts man


    1135

    <hunter> parang ang panget ng apelyido na gosingitan

    <hunter> > ang haba ng pila!

    <hunter> > gosingitan mo!


    1136

    <hunter> everything is a thing


    1137

    <hunter> ako bantay dito

    <hunter> the watcher on the wall


    1138

    <hunter> dis is not da hood yo


    1139

    <hunter> > nasira internet ko. may internet ka ba? aladdin e


    1140

    <hunter> i’m always here for you


    1141

    <hunter> wag ka maniwala kay eka

    <hunter> what does she know


    1142

    <hunter> well, even if the world ends today, at least i had lasagna yesterday


    1143

    <hunter> there’s always a solution

    <hunter> try chinese child labor


    1144

    <hunter> i dont have infinite time

    <hunter> i wish i did


    1145

    <hunter> this is why we can’t be ISO27001 certified


    1146

    <hunter> damnit

    <hunter> every time there’s a small piece of code that’s already obsolete and i want to remove it

    <hunter> then i trace where it’s used

    <hunter> and there’s a whole iceberg of other obsolete code beneath it


    1147

    <hunter> parang ang saya magdelete ng obsolete files

    <hunter> no code is the best code


    1148

    <hunter> we are not your command line!


    1149

    <hunter> idk why i ask you guys never nyo pa ko nabigyan ng magandang sagot


    1150

    <hunter> hindi nabibili ang pag-ibig


    1151

    <hunter> right, [project] exists

    <hunter> to be more extreme than all other projeccts


    1152

    <hunter> pag magulo kasi advice ng mga tao, just drown out their voices and focus on me


    1153

    time naman parati ang problem


    1154

    <hunter> im not a plant, im an animal


    1155

    <hunter> wag na natin ifix yung traffic problems, lulubog din naman tayo in 100 years


    1156

    <hunter> school education never dies


    1157

    <hunter> i go home all the time


    1158

    <hunter> sayang lang wisdon ko kung hindi nyo ginagamit


    1159

    <hunter> dice game is a terrible game


    1160

    <hunter> why dont we just

    <hunter> BLOT OUT THE SUN


    1161

    <hunter> dont let work problems depress you

    <hunter> ok lang mainis, wag yung malungkot


    1162

    <hunter> ayaw ko na

    <hunter> i’ll just ignore this problem and hope it goes away


    1163

    <hunter> where one comment ends, another one begins

    <hunter> that’s life


    1164

    <hunter> wag na lang umasa sa up

    <hunter> para nde madisappoint

    <hunter> > which is better: to hope and to be disappointed, or to never hope at all


    1165

    <hunter> i cant be attracted to someone i see as incompetent


    1166

    <hunter> pag gusto mo, friendly lang

    <hunter> pag ayaw mo, malandi


    1167

    <hunter> sweldo can buy bacon, but sweldo cant buy tulog


    1168

    <hunter> kaso ano pag work mo yung sleep, baka hindi mo na maenjoy yung sleep


    1169

    <hunter> also, americans pronounce vegeta the same way they pronounce vagina


    1170

    <hunter> design is subjective anyway, so anytime there are 2 people with strong opinions, magtatalo talaga


    1171

    <hunter> parang masama pakiramdam ko

    <hunter> i feel evil

    <hunter> wut


    1172

    <hunter> wag na kasi maghope para nde madisappoint


    1173

    <hunter> this is what happens when im not around to correct you people


    1174

    <hunter> i dont see the point in being late by only 10 minutes


    1175

    <hunter> just because you ask the mountain to come to you doesnt mean it will


    1176

    <hunter> pag SL, dapat lagay mong reason Sick


    1177

    <hunter> break dance in case of fire


    1178

    <hunter> i cant eat a foodcourt


    1179

    <hunter> tsk that’s my problem

    <hunter> too much talent


    1180

    <hunter> failure is the seed of reading


    1181

    <hunter> i want to make uwi na


    1182

    stang (roy): i dont like moving shit around for incremental value

    stang (roy): effort

    stang (roy): burn to the face na lang


    1183

    Singlish: It’s the same as english but they’re singing…


    1184

    I wouldn’t want to be in Singapore… They don’t have bacon…


    1185

    <hunter> wth naman yung tanong

    <hunter> as if confucius could be as wise as me


    1186

    <hunter> what if pwede mo irestart yung db pero merong 1% chance na mamatay ka, would you still do it?


    1187

    <hunter> im not joining any cult until i know what it is

    <hunter> well, does the cult worship me?


    1188

    <hunter> [anagram] ipsen


    1189

    <hunter> nung first trip ko to hk

    <hunter> kasi for some reason i got involved in a street chopstick fight

    <hunter> i lost badly, then the maintenance man at our building offered to train me so that i could win the tournament


    1190

    <hunter> left hand on scabbard, right hand on sword hilt


    1191

    <hunter> preface your face


    1192

    <hunter> what about girl na may bigote

    <hunter> > Nagtagumpay ka ba?

    <hunter> > bigo, te


    1193

    <hunter> things can happen even if walang common interests


    1194

    <hunter> "no" is not a proper response to "why"


    1195

    <hunter> i can finish things pag may deadline

    <hunter> and may TL

    <hunter> lol


    1196

    <hunter> i think all humans at some point in their lives want to tell stories


    1197

    <hunter> parasol para solb


    1198

    <hunter> if friends talaga kayo, it’s ok to call him an idiot

    <hunter> if not, it’s ok to lose him as a friend


    1199

    <hunter> loc is like democracy

    <hunter> it’s terrible, but it’s better than the alternatives


    1200

    <hunter> i’m never satisfied


    1201

    <hunter> bakit tinawag na greenhills e flat area yun


    1202

    <hunter> disproven na nga yung five senses

    <hunter> tapos disprove pa yung go grow and glow

    <hunter> was anything from elementary school science even true?!?


    1203

    <hunter> dapat every payslip merong random chance of some small bonus money

    <hunter> para exciting magbukas ng payslip


    1204

    <hunter> i just got an idea for a new series

    <hunter> tsunderecats


    1205

    <hunter> i dont think age requires life


    1206

    <hunter> sabi sayo IP addresses are truth


    1207

    <hunter> how about instead of people buying each other gifts, we each just buy things we want

    <hunter> then everybody is happy!


    1208

    <hunter> better is better


    1209

    <hunter> sana ipalabas yung zoolander sa Tagalog Movie Channel

    <hunter> > mabuti hindi naabutan ng nanay mo na ang anak nya ay naging isang sirena!

    <hunter> > syokoy! SYOKOY!


    1210

    <hunter> dont buy things just because sale

    <hunter> that way lies madness


    1211

    <hunter> i am so, bad at using commas


    1212

    <hunter> i dont like 2014

    <hunter> i want 2012 back


    1213

    <hunter> wag na din mrt

    <hunter> di naman mabubusog tao sa mrt


    1214

    <hunter> do or do not, there is no pantry


    1215

    <hunter> experience isnt invincible


    1216

    <hunter> now i now!

    <hunter> NOW!!!

    <hunter> nowing is half the battle


    1217

    <hunter> it’s always weird when babae yung character

    <hunter> tapos may male romance options

    <hunter> i think i’ll do the lesbian one lol


    1218

    <hunter> we should give up on Makati FOREVER


    1219

    <hunter> the sad thing about the movie rush hour is that it’s more than 1 hour


    1220

    <hunter> > <in-in> na medyo confusing kasi di namin alam kanino ba magpapaalam ng aling mga bagay <- dun ka magpapaalam sa mukhang papayag sa gusto mo


    1221

    <hunter> sa oa, ginhawa ka


    1222

    Power strip: it’s when you get naked WITH POWER


    1223

    debugging is truth


    1224

    <hunter> kung ako si mar roxas, ang gagawin ko is

    <hunter> when the pope arrives in january, i’ll arrange an assassination

    <hunter> tapos i would heroically take the bullet meant for the pope

    <hunter> pero magsusurivive ako


    1225

    <hunter> kaya ka nga may #2 kasi sawa ka na sa #1 e


    1226

    <hunter> im always sir-zoned D:


    1227

    <hunter> i dont get stuck in traffic, traffic gets stuck around me


    1228

    <hunter> eating chocs makes me happy and sad at the same time


    1229

    <hunter> masarap basta libre

    <hunter> hindi libre lahat ng masarap


    1230

    <hunter> if di nyo alam, you’ll enver get it


    1231

    <hunter> makapangyarihan yung flying saucer, css3 na sya


    1232

    <hunter> maybe #tic is in your heart


    1233

    <hunter> > I’m hunter. To save time, let’s just assume I’m always right


    1234

    every game matters kahit hindi ka x-2 #mtg


    1235

    <hunter> damnit the backlog doesnt end


    1236

    <hunter> i just couldnt resist the urge to correct people


    1237

    sa kintuon cloud lang yung kelangan pure


    1238

    <hunter> > <gadget> dapat dito lang sa office <- make your own question with your own magic pineapple


    1239

    <hunter> papasok ako all the time


    1240

    <hunter> not everyone wants strippers


    1241

    <hunter> if it’s not in source control, it doesnt exist!


    1242

    <hunter> the days of reviews are long gone


    1243

    3:29:31 <hunter> lahat ng ailments nacucure ng sleep


    1244

    <hunter> ang comedy nitong main server

    <hunter> the server is up, but nobody knows where it is


    1245

    <hunter> pag nasusunog na bahay mo, mag text ka ng TULONG


    1246

    (4:48:13 PM) stang (roy): this is impossible

    (4:48:17 PM) stang (roy): kelangan na ng time machine


    1247

    <hunter> anyway, 9th worst traffic in the world pa lang daw tayo

    <hunter> pwede pa natin galingan


    1248

    <hunter> yes, i can be a piggy bank for your math problems. actually, i can be for much money


    1249

    <hunter> we have to go to <some place> to get the <jigglypuff>


    1250

    <hunter> > <derp> > * mole any suggestions? <– dont listen to them <- agreed. be yourself. no one else can

    <hunter> walang ibang lata


    1251

    <hunter> quantum is latin, just like gollum


    1252

    <hunter> sana pag pumasok ako ng before 7, may -1 late points


    1253

    <hunter> stang is the best!


    1254

    <hunter> parang ang sarap ng feeling ng may progress


    1255

    <hunter> bacon wants you too


    1256

    <hunter> the world looks different with smileys disabled


    1257

    <hunter> people dont change

    <hunter> workflow lang ang nagchchange

    <hunter> wut


    1258

    <hunter> you cant spell lesbian without bi


    1259

    <hunter> kelan kaya kayo magsasawa sa #tic


    1260

    <hunter> ang baron lang sa modern day is geisler

    <hunter> well meron pang tagalog

    <hunter> baron tagalog


    1261

    mahirap kasi maging babae


    1262

    <hunter> japanese people are corrosive


    1263

    <hunter> technically, we’re all foreign


    1264

    <hunter> just because it’s possible doesn’t mean you should do it


    1265

    <hunter> i was reading this thing about why asians dont have much cheese in their dishes

    <hunter> apparently lactose intolerance is the default state for asians


    1266

    <hunter> 99% of java devs won’t know what that keyword does

    <hunter> the other 1% will make you cry


    1267

    <hunter> today is (a) friday (b) payday (c) valentines eve (d) the 13th

    <hunter> it’s like +4 to traffic!


    1268

    <hunter> august people are the best people


    1269

    <hunter> move it to a field

    <hunter> then it’s now in that field!


    1270

    <hunter> it’s like transformers

    <hunter> there’s more than meets the eye


    1271

    <hunter> furfur, you know what the 2 hardest problems in programming are right

    <hunter> 1. cache invalidation 2. naming things 3. off by one errors


    1272

    <hunter> takao is an adjective. example: ang takao ni liz!


    1273

    <hunter> i bet scorpion removes his mask to reveal he’s actually skeletor


    1274

    <hunter> kaya ko yan gawin, but i dont think you can afford my rates


    1275

    <hunter> it shouldnt be your business what other people want to put in their ass

    <hunter> damnit, dont #tic that


    1276

    <hunter> everytime i have to use instanceof, I die a little inside

    <hunter> adding this as source comment lol


    1277

    my java is already effective


    1278

    <hunter> basta may hit points rpg


    1279

    <hunter> following on twitter isnt stalking


    1280

    <hunter> di kami pwede magbuild with reckless abandon


    1281

    <hunter> i can control the nap

    <hunter> heck, i can control my sleep


    1282

    <hunter> magreresign na ko by 2022

    <hunter> tatakbo akong presidente


    1283

    <hunter> surrender is not acceptable!


    1284

    <hunter> ang sunod sa city ay utsu


    1285

    • hunter sings ?? i miswa like crazy~ ??

    1286

    <hunter> look at the letters

    <hunter> be one with the letters

    <hunter> let them flow through you


    1287

    <hunter> if it dies then it’s dead


    1288

    <hunter> nobody really thought you came up with such wisdom on your own


    1289

    <hunter> kahit tayo kelangan natin ng user guide


    1290

    <hunter> it’s easy to make any app really fast

    <hunter> just remove functionality


    1291

    <hunter> true or false: we are very, very bad at code reuse


    1292

    <hunter> pressing the buttons faster wont make me move faster


    1293

    <hunter> bakit parating bahasa indonesia


    1294

    <hunter> i’ll just wave my hand and say ako bahala

    <hunter> lol

    <hunter> tama na to, baka magkatotoo


    1295

    <hunter> dont listen to x

    <hunter> she’s cute, but she’s wrong


    1296

    <hunter> someone is lying and it’s not me


    1297

    <hunter> introduce bugs, then go on vacation


    1298

    <hunter> idk how people can live with 100% full desktops


    1299

    <hunter> you’re all broken


    1300

    <hunter> iniindex ko ung internet every night


    1301

    <hunter> our devs are not taught to use mock objects


    1302

    <hunter> pag kulang ako ng tulog inaantok ako sa work

    <hunter> pag andami kong tulog inaantok pa din ako


    1303

    <hunter> only firefox has a dinosaur


    1304

    <hunter> I should put my jabber status space for rent


    1305

    <hunter> what happens if nde ako pumirma

    <hunter> i dont think they can afford to fire me

    <hunter> lol


    1306

    <hunter> why can’t you hear the pterodactly go to the CR?

    <hunter> ans: silent P


    1307

    <hunter> introducing it in one place leads to introducing it everywhere


    1308

    <hunter> all of my quotes make sense!


    1309

    <hunter> i dont like mixing bananas with other stuffs


    1310

    <hunter> basta pogi naaalala mo


    1311

    <hunter> the purpose of friendship is to have someone to help you hide the bodies


    1312

    <hunter> I AM THE ONE WHO APPROVES


    1313

    <hunter> para tipid sa effort, next time maniwala ka na lang agad sakin


    1314

    <hunter> i’m sure i’ll see the boobs first


    1315

    <hunter> this is [project], everything is high prio


    1316

    <hunter> if you know something, ikaw na yung expert


    1317

    <hunter> i default to assuming everyone is panganay


    1318

    <hunter> majority of people are panganays


    1319

    <hunter> tanga


    1320

    <hunter> maybe man was never meant to work 5 days out of 7


    1321

    <hunter> what if someday maubusan kayo ng quotes ko

    <hunter> where will you get your wisdom then


    1322

    <hunter> full builds can be made of bandaids too


    1323

    <hunter> > Minion! Tell the Philippine Minions I require their attention


    1324

    <hunter> i’m not a negotiating kind of person

    <hunter> i’m like yes or no

    <hunter> lol


    1325

    <hunter> sana mondays din na-p-postpone


    1326

    <hunter> if only we had a devs who could do winona things

    <hunter> that’s right, a devs


    1327

    <hunter> professional ba tayo? :p


    1328

    <hunter> I regretted it after I typed it

    <hunter> but I pressed enter anyway

    <hunter> para hindi lang ako may regret


    1329

    <hunter> happiness is a warm empanada


    1330

    <hunter> i count complaining about things as work


    1331

    <hunter> basta may naisip kang pun, responsibilidad mo sa mundo na sabihin yun

    <hunter> regardless of how bad it may be


    1332

    <hunter> I’m the public and I didn’t demand!


    1333

    <hunter> changes only carry over from old version to new

    <hunter> they cant go back in time


    1334

    <chry> "nothing vindicates quite like victory" - tang, 2010


    1335

    <hunter> the trick is to care without caring


    1336

    <hunter> the spirit of the bayonet is to kill and kill relentlessly and without mercy!


    1337

    <hunter> my favorite function name that I put in an actual program was something like preventTimeTravel()


    1338

    <hunter> future hunter isnt a whiny bitch and he accepts the consequences of his actions


    1339

    <hunter> fair naman ako mole, tinitry ko durugin everybody


    1340

    <hunter> I’m not a fan of radio

    <hunter> nde pwede magskip to the next track


    1341

    <hunter> you should be apathetic towards being a social recluse too


    1342

    <hunter> the word joke can be used as an insult

    <hunter> i.e. "you’re a joke"


    1343

    <hunter> I don’t want to solve all the problems

    <hunter> I want to solve the stupid ones

    <hunter> so we can move on to more interesting ones

    <hunter> I want the world to be a better place, is that so bad? :p


    1344

    <hunter> yeah, but no one would complain before when everything was free

    <hunter> when things cost money, the dynamic changes

    <hunter> people expect things to work


    1345

    <hunter> my AWESOME was better than your AWESOME


    1346

    <hunter> what if we hire a guy for the sole purpose of blaming things on him


    1347

    <hunter> remember: she sells seashells at the sosyal na shoe sale sa may seashore


    1348

    <hunter> and if you don’t live, you die!


    1349

    <hunter> if it’s a real sport, expect them to play to win, not to entertain


    1350

    <hunter> you’re lost without me


    1351

    <hunter> no one really knows what’s going on

    <hunter> we just do what we can to get by


    1352

    <hunter> it’s like arguing that dogs are reptiles because you dont see eye to eye with biologists


    1353

    <hunter> edi ireject mo furfur

    <hunter> or iaccept mo

    <hunter> we cant change the past!


    1354

    <hunter> > why am i so wise


    1355

    <hunter> masipag ako fool


    1356

    <hunter> maybe [framework] is a microcosm of our everyday lives


    1357

    <hunter> the highest level should be "no longer needs cmmi"


    1358

    <hunter> when I establish a country, my currency would be small strips of meat


    1359

    2:55:54 <hunter> someday you have to leave the nest


    1360

    <hunter> what if someday is today :p


    1361

    <hunter> bots can’t be kind!


    1362

    <hunter> dun ka magsusuggest sa papayag sa yo


    1363

    <hunter> only visible problems get fixed


    1364

    <hunter> if I evacuate a sinking ship I don’t expect to come back


    1365

    <hunter> dapat ung CAPTCHA ung ipapanood ung Land Before Time tapos tignan kung iiyak


    1366

    <hunter> just put bacon and cats

    <hunter> then post on reddit


    1367

    <hunter> people who dream are weak!


    1368

    <hunter> the spirit is willing, but the body is dreaming!


    1369

    <hunter> ah…ung pwede i-improve kahit ano by adding "of justice"? :p


    1370

    <hunter> the penalty for not suiting up should be DEATH


    1371

    <hunter> TheLight Chuck Norris doesn’t write code, he stares at the IDE and the code writes itself


    1372

    <hunter> internet explorer - mabagal at walang katuturan


    1373

    <huntr> just stick to YAGNI

    <huntr> keep things simple


    1374

    <huntr> mas mahirap cumontra pag may kakampi

    <huntr> lalo na sa waterfall stage


    1375

    <huntr> you’re not going to get fired for asking questions


    1376

    <huntr> I tend to ascribe problems to incompetence (miscommunication) before malice


    1377

    <huntr> pag harap-harapan mas mabilis magkaintindihan


    1378

    <huntr> I don’t have to finish a book to know what it’s about :p


    1379

    <huntr> those who pretend to understand are actually just pretentious


    1380

    <hunter> don’t ask for help if you don’t want it! :p


    1381

    <huntr> design philosophy for tables: add fields as you need


    1382

    <hunter> I’m willing to be bribed for my vote

    <hunter> just sayin’


    1383

    <hunter> we are all prisoners to our own habits


    1384

    <hunter> sure ka na not needed?

    <hunter> then drop them

    <hunter> drop their children

    <hunter> burn down their homes

    <hunter> delete their bos

    <hunter> leave no trace


    1385

    <hunter> magkakaron ng point where we will resolve a dispute by seeing who can toss a table the farthest


    1386

    <hunter> accreditations are silly little things to provide reassurance to people who dont know any better


    1387

    <hunter> might not be a bad idea na maglasing bago maglasik


    1388

    <hunter> PROTIP: if your joke needs a wikipedia entry to be understood, it’s not very good


    1389

    <hunter> nagaadapt ung ass ko

    <hunter> it’s pretty smart

    <hunter> it’s a smartass


    1390

    <hunter> no matter how good you are, youre going to get tired of heroics at some points

    <hunter> *some point

    <hunter> I guess it’s called burnout

    <hunter> mahirap talaga maging magaling lol


    1391

    <hunter> it’s good to hit the ground running when you can

    <hunter> masarap ung feeling ng marami ka nang nagawa before lunch


    1392

    <hunter> pag tinabi muna ng taxi driver ung taxi para umuhi sya or bumili ng something, I’m tempted to steal his taxi

    <hunter> but I don’t know how to drive so it passes


    1393

    <hunter> after watching the magician yesterday, naconclude ko na mas madali magstandup comedy kung little kids ang audience mo


    1394

    <hunter> little kids are stupid

    <hunter> kahit anong sabihin mo basta may funny face tatawa sila


    1395

    <hunter> ayaw ko sa either gwapo or panget


    1396

    <hunter> mrt trains dont have gender


    1397

    /*

    • The new and improved copy workflow function. The old function was not updated

    • so as not to break existing functionality. In short, this code has a high chance

    • of not working properly. Guess what? Everything in the project is like that!

    • That’s how things are. Deal with it. Or review and fix this. That would be better.

    • I’m looking at you Brian :P

    */


    1398

    be the bridge you want to see in the world


    1399

    <hunter> some manhours are more exhausting than others


    1400

    <hunter> if may saturday work ka, nde ka dress down ng Friday


    1401

    <hunter> parang if bibili na rin lang ako ng mac, dapat yung pro na


    1402

    <hunter> mabilis lang magcleanup ng code

    <hunter> delete all


    1403

    <hunter> just because other people are stupid doesnt mean you should be stupid too

    <hunter> hold yourself to a higher standard


    1404

    <hunter> arent all facts fun


    1405

    <hunter> roy tang is the answer


    1406

    complex yun pag gumawa sya ng sarili nyang magic


    1407

    The code won’t lie to me. It’s honest. It will say exactly what it means.


    1408

    <hunter> im not good at letting things go

    <hunter> also idk what to let go

    <hunter> i should just become a sith


    1409

    <hunter> I AM THE API


    1410

    <hunter> pag sinabi nyong nde kaya, wag nyo kayanin :p


    1411

    <hunter> what if nasa simbahan ka ano, tapos bigla kang sumigaw "lord bakit ambagal ng webapp"


    1412

    <hunter> i should stop working when im not working


    1413

    <hunter> 99% of work is done by people who are either underqualified (and hence can make mistakes) or overqualified (and hence can be careless)


    1414

    <hunter> i can only count my steps, not distance :p


    1415

    <hunter> when everybody else is active, porn


    1416

    <hunter> fire exits are for the fire to exit


    1417

    <hunter> you’re not going to die from walking through the rain


    1418

    <hunter> dreamer wag ka mag emo songs pag monday ng umaga

    <hunter> dapat eye of the tiger lang


    1419

    <hunter> dapat magpakasal ka lang for you


    1420

    <hunter> yung mga naglilike pero nde nagshshare i guess it means they DONT think its a good idea


    1421

    <hunter> lalandiin ko pa din si x kahit kasal na


    1422

    jokes are 99.9% meant


    1423

    life is just people pretending to live


    1424

    anyway, if i havent given you this advice before: you dont have to feel guilty for choosing yourself over work. real friends will understand


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  • Signatures

    This is a collection of quotes that I used for my randomly-generated email signature for around 10 years, before most of my mail usage became web-based. A lot of them are song lyrics I like, IM quotes, video game quotes, etc. Many of them are unsourced (I’ll correct that someday).


    I delight in my pain, and I'm shattered like your promises;

    Though I try to be sane, I'm just shattered like, shattered like your promises…


    Is there a line that I could write

    Sad enough to make you cry?


    How would you know if you won't give me some time

    To see if everything were to work out, you'd be mine


    [18:24]<Raquel> di na naman nagtatakbo ng maayos yung edclient ko

    [18:24]<Raquel> gulo na naman ng log ko

    [18:24]<Raquel> :(

    [18:24]<stang> hindi talaga tatakbo yan

    [18:24]<Raquel> bakit hindi tatakbo?

    [18:24]<stang> e kasi wala namang paa e

    [18:24]<Raquel> hahahahahahaha…ang galing mo talaga mag-joke roy


    All the things she keeps inside,

    All the things that really matter;

    The face puts on its best disguise,

    And all is well until the heart betrays…


    I believe in fate…but I also believe that a man should have the ability to defy fate and rise above his destiny.


    Button for non-service floor does not light up.


    I don't mind spending everyday

    Out on your corner in the pouring rain

    Look for the girl with the broken smile

    Ask her if she wants to stay a while


    If you were right and I was wrong

    Why are you the one who's gone

    And I'm still here?


    Give me a little credit,

    Have in me a little faith;

    I wanna be with you forever,

    But tomorrow's not too late…


    I'll be true, I'll be useful, I'll be cavalier

    I'll be yours my dear, and I'll belong to you

    If you just let me through…


    My heart is yours to fill or burst,

    To break or bury, or wear as jewelry,

    Whatever you prefer…


    Opportunity knocks at the door while temptation leans on the doorbell.


    Faith is to believe what you do not see;

    the reward for this faith is to see what you believe.

    • St. Augustine

    Everyone has a talent. What is rare is the courage to follow the talent to the dark place where it leads.


    Mess with the best, die like the rest…


    My worst pains are words I cannot say

    Still I will always fight on for you


    “and through it all you'd watched me go, you never even cared that I needed you…”

    – Dan England & John Ford Coley/ Who's Lonely Now


    What the mind of men can conceive and believe,

    the mind of man can achieve.

    • W. Clement Stone

    The price for being the best is always having to be the best.

    – Nanny Ogg, Lords and Ladies


    Try not. Do or do not. There is no try.

    • Yoda, “The Empire Strikes Back”

    Until you find something worth dying for, you're not really living.

    • Rebecca St. James

    Imagination is more important than knowledge.

    • Albert Einstein

    Society often forgives the criminal; it never forgives the dreamer.


    What we do in life, echoes through eternity.

    • Maximus, “Gladiator”

    A wise man once said, “I don't know.”


    2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.


    My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.


    “A good programmer is someone who looks both ways before crossing a one-way street.”


    “I'm sorry, our software is perfect. The problem must be you.

    – Dogbert


    All men are equal; it is not birth, but virtue alone, that makes the difference.

    • Voltaire

    Experience is the hardest kind of teacher. It gives you the test first, and the lesson afterward.


    To sin by silence when they should protest makes cowards out of men.

    • Abraham Lincoln

    “The world isn't fair, Calvin.”

    “I know, but why it isn't ever unfair in my favor?”

    • in “Calvin & Hobbes”, by Bill Waterson

    Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend.

    • Albert Camus

    “640K ought to be enough for anybody.” (Bill Gates, 1981)


    A friend is someone you call to help you move. A real friend is someone you call to help you move a body.


    Defeat is worse than death, because you have to live with defeat.


    Foolishness: “When others do a foolish thing, you should tell them it is a foolish thing. They can still continue to do it, but at least the truth is where it needs to be.”


    “It is difficult to say what is impossible, for yesterday's dream is today's hope and tomorrow's reality.”


    A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.

    • Robert Heinlein

    My heart is saying “yes”, and my mind is saying “whatever, you never listen to me anyway.”


    “There is no such thing as gravity. The Earth sucks, that is all.”


    “My destiny is what I make it out to be, not what others want it to be.”


    “Sometimes I think we're alone in the universe, and sometimes I think we're not. In either case, the idea is quite staggering.”

    • Arthur C Clarke

    Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up these defenses, you build this whole suit of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life. You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. They do something dumb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and then your life isn't your own any more. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. It eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. not just in the mind. It's a soul-hurt, a body-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love.

    • Neil Gaiman

    The greatest happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved - loved for ourselves, or rather, loved in spite of ourselves.

    • Victor Hugo

    I'm the one that has to die when it's time for me to die, so let me live my life, the way I want to.

    • Jimi Hendrix

    When the game is over, the king and the pawn go into the same box.

    • Italian proverb

    Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear.

    • Ambrose Redmoon

    Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.


    Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today.

    • James Dean

    It is not enough to have the courage of your convictions, you must also have the courage to have your convictions challenged.

    • Christopher Phillips

    [14:24]<stang> bigyan ka ng tip

    [14:25]<stang> pwede ka mag-type ng isang buong sentence sa jabber, nde mo kailangan break up into 1-2 words each

    [14:25]<stang> :P

    [14:25]<Tara> ano ba yan

    [14:26]<stang> hehe

    [14:26]<stang> e kse may ginagawa ako, 5 times sunod-sunod tumunog yung jabber e

    [14:26]<stang> kala ko tuloy andami mong sinabi

    [14:26]<Tara> hahaha =)

    [14:26]<Tara> edi

    [14:26]<Tara> ms

    [14:26]<Tara> ok

    [14:26]<Tara> pala

    [14:26]<Tara> kung

    [14:26]<Tara> isa

    [14:26]<Tara> isa

    [14:27]<Tara> ko

    [14:27]<Tara> i-jab

    [14:27]<Tara> ung

    [14:27]<Tara> sasabihin

    [14:27]<Tara> ko

    [14:27]<Tara> o

    [14:27]<Tara> do

    [14:27]<Tara> di

    [14:27]<Tara> ba

    [14:27]<Tara> nakakapeste

    [14:27]<Tara> ?

    [14:27]<Tara> ha

    [14:27]<Tara> ha

    [14:27]<Tara> ha

    [14:27]<Tara> ha

    [14:27]<Tara> ha

    [14:27]<Tara> !

    [14:27]<stang> ok…kaya mo din pala maging makulit


    “We have nothing to fear but fear itself.”

    • Franklin Roosevelt

    Paradise is not a place – it's a state of mind.


    Opportunity may knock only once but it passes by your door every day.


    Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.


    You never know when you're making a memory.


    “If you would be a real seeker after truth, it is necessary that at least once in your life you doubt, as far as possible, all things.”

    -Rene Descartes


    “A ship in harbor is safe – but that is not what ships are for.”

    • John A. Shedd

    Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one getting burned. –Buddha


    “If history is to change, let it change!

    If the world is to be destroyed, so be it!

    If my fate is to die, I must simply laugh.”

    • Magus, Chrono Trigger

    “In our world, every storm has an end.

    Every night, brings a new morning.

    What's important is to trust those you love, and never give up.

    We must all keep hope alive…”

    • Chrono Trigger

    “Fate has no forgiveness for those who dare stand against it.”

    • Chrono Cross

    “You gotta believe!”

    • Parappa the Rapper

    But of all these friends and lovers

    There is no one compares with you.

    And these memories lose their meaning

    When I think of love as something new.

    Though I know I'll never lose affection

    For people and things that went before

    I know I'll often stop and think about them

    In my life, I love you more.


    “The only wrong thing would be to deny what your heart truly feels.”

    – The Mask of Zorro


    Separates the best from the rest


    Talk is cheap. Shut up and dance!


    There's gotta be something that would be worthwhile for me to give to you

    We need a connection but you seem to push me far away from you


    “Wish she knew what she does to my heart

    Every time she turns and walks away…”


    “How much longer are you willing to fight?”

    “I'll fight to my last breath, until I reach my limit, until I have nothing more to give.”

    “And after that? What then?”

    “I'll fight some more.”


    “I want nothing more than to

    Sit outside heaven's door

    And listen to you breathing

    It's where I wanna be”


    “So, what's your New Year's resolution?”

    “I resolve to live life on purpose, to take control of my fate, to seize each day as if it were my last. I will be reckless. I will be daring. I will be strong. I will challenge fate. I will defy the gods. Or I will die trying.”

    “…Why can't you just quit smoking or go on a diet like ordinary people?”

    “It's like you don't know me at all. Life is too short to be ordinary.”


    “I know now I have to keep on breathing. Because the sun will rise tomorrow, and you never know what the tide will bring.”


    “You have been weighed. You have been measured. You have been found wanting.”


    The price of being a sheep is boredom.

    The price of being a wolf is loneliness.

    Choose one or the other with great care.

    • Hugh McLeod

    Tinatawag kita, sinusuyo kita…

    Di mo man marinig, di mo man madama…

    O kay tagal din kitang mamahalin…


    [10:16]<Tata> hehe, :) cute mo talaga :)

    [10:16]<stang> I know =p

    [10:16]<Tata> cute mo talaga.. =p


    “The temptation to quit will be greatest just before you are about to succeed”

    – Chinese proverb


    To laugh often and much; To win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children;

    To earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends;

    To appreciate beauty, to find the best in others;

    To leave the world a bit better, whether by a healthy child, a garden patch, or a redeemed social condition;

    To know that even one life has breathed easier because you have lived.

    This is to have succeeded.

    – Ralph Waldo Emerson


    Stand tall and shake the heavens.


    The first 90% of a project takes 90% of the time. The other 10% takes another 90% of the time.


    “Kahit na ilang ulit mo akong saktan

    Basta't sa susunod ay wag mo na akong iiwan…”


    when in doubt, sugod


    Put your heart in my hands

    You'll be safe here


    “Destiny is what we work toward. The future doesn't exist yet. Fate is for losers.”

    • Douglas Coupland, “Girlfriend in a Coma”

    I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum. And I'm all out of gum.

    • Duke Nukem

    I dream ahead to what I hope for

    And I turn my back on loving you

    How can this love be a good thing

    Not knowing what I'm going through

    • Three Doors Down

    Nakita ko na lahat ito

    Pinahihiwatig ng mata mo

    • Mojofly

    Huwag kang matakot, di mo ba alam

    Nandito lang ako, sa iyong tabi

    Di kita pababayaan kailanman

    • Eraserheads

    Never let the sun set on tomorrow

    Before the sun rises today

    • Nine Days

    Kill me a little, kill me a little every day

    • Rivermaya

    Dilbert: You took their money and gave them nothing. What does that make you?

    PHB: The winner!


    You've got a fast car

    Is it fast enough so you can fly away?

    We gotta make a decision

    Leave tonight or live and die this way?


    I'm stronger now, stronger now than I was before

    There's no way you can hurt me


    Nakita ko na lahat ito pinahihiwatig ng mata mo


    Ok naman ang UI natin dba? Nde naman kasing pangit ng ACTION?


    If you should find yourself and a friend being chased by a cheetah, you have but one hope: trip your friend

    -Suq'ata Saying


    Love is like a rhino, short-sighted and hasty; if it cannot find a way, it will make a way.

    –Femeref adage


    PHB: “The website needs to be more webbish. But not too webbish. How long will that take?”

    –Dilbert


    Dilbert: This is where you agree with me and we go on with our lives.

    Big stubborn dumb guy: I will fight you to the end of the earth!


    Tanging hiling ko sayo na tuwing umuulan

    Maalala mo sanang may nagmamahal sa yo, ako


    Life is short, no regrets.


    Q: What did c:\DarthVader say to c:\DarthVader\LukeSkywalker?

    A: “Luke, I'm your folder”


    Q: They call me Hadouken, you know why?

    A: 'Coz I'm down-right fierce.


    Don't think you are…know you are!

    • Morpheus, “The Matrix”

    Those who know, do not speak. Those who speak, do not know.

    • Bruce Lee

    A single grain of rice can tip the scale.

    One man can make a difference.

    • Emperor, “Mulan”

    Napapalingon tuwing ika'y dumadaan

    Napapangiti hindi ko alam ang dahilan

    Alam kung hindi pupuwedeng maging tayo

    Pero minsan nagiiba ang ikot ng mundo


    Live with intention.

    Walk to the edge.

    Listen hard.

    Practice wellness.

    Play with abandon.

    Laugh.

    Choose with no regret.

    Appreciate your friends.

    Continue to learn.

    Do what you love.

    Live as if this is all there is.

    • Mary Anne Radmacher

    “If good things lasted forever, would we appreciate how precious they are?”

    • Hobbes, the tiger

    There's a little black spot on the sun today; That's my soul up there

    It's the same old thing as yesterday; That's my soul up there


    Contrary to what most people would say, the most dangerous animal in the world is not the lion or the tiger or even the elephant. It's a shark riding on an elephant's back, just trampling and eating everything they see.


    I see a planet where love is foremost, where war is non-existent. A planet of peace, and a planet of understanding. I see a planet called utopia. And I see us invading that planet, because they'd never expect it.


    God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change;

    courage to change the things I can; and wisdom to know the difference.


    I wanna give you whatever you need

    What is it you need? Is it what I need?

    I wanna give you whatever you need

    What is it you need? Is it within me?


    I've been dreaming for so long

    To see you smile right back at me

    From where you are

    I've been wishing for so long

    To see you smile right back at me

    Like I'm somebody special


    Tell me did the wind sweep you off your feet?

    Did you finally get the chance to dance along the light of day?


    You left a stain on every one of my good days

    But I am stronger than you know; I have to let you go


    You called down that thunder, now reap the whirlwind


    The expense of spirit in a waste of shame

    Is lust in action; and till action, lust

    Is perjured, murderous, bloody, full of blame,

    Savage, extreme, rude, cruel, not to trust;

    Enjoyed no sooner but despised straight;

    Past reason hunted; and no sooner had,

    Past reason hated, as a swallowed bait,

    On purpose laid to make the taker mad:

    Mad in pursuit, and in possession so;

    Had, having, and in quest to have, extreme;

    A bliss in proof, and proved, a very woe;

    Before, a joy proposed; behind, a dream.

    All this the world well knows; yet none knows well

    To shun the heaven that leads men to this hell.

    • Shakespeare, Sonnet 129

    Who is the happier man, he who has braved the storm of life and lived or he who has stayed securely on shore and merely existed?

    • Hunter S. Thompson

    If you don't know what you want, it's probably sleep.


    Reaching out to you from afar

    Across the heavens to where you are

    It's like chasing after a shooting star


    <Raquel> Sometimes the best way to figure out who you are is to get to the place where you don't have to be anything else


    [18:06]<Raquel> anong ibig sabihin ng <okularnik>?

    [18:06]<Raquel> alam mo?

    [18:12]<Raquel> sabi lang ng shoti mo

    [18:12]<stang> naku

    [18:13]<stang> lagot ka

    [18:13]<Raquel> bakit?

    [18:13]<stang> salitang bicol yun

    [18:13]<stang> ibig sabihin habambuhay na kayong magka-away

    [18:13]<Raquel> anong ibig sabihin nun?

    [18:13]<stang> iwasan mo na lang na sabayan sya sa hallway

    [18:13]<stang> delikado


    I begged you not to go,

    I begged you, I pleaded;

    Claimed you as my only hope,

    Watched the floor as you retreated;


    1. Always have a plan

    2. Always be ready to abandon that plan


    You know what Google Maps is lacking? Ion cannon button.


    Everytime I see the shelter

    Everytime I walk away

    You're the laughter in my silence

    The goal that feeds my day


    Vindicated, I am selfish, I am wrong;

    I am right, I swear I'm right, swear I knew it all along;


    Isigaw mo sa hangin,

    Tumindig at magsilbing

    Liwanag sa diliam


    Ewan ko sa yo, ang labo mo


    [13:08]<kc> sa assessment kaya, pwede ilagay yun… “Roy is psychic.”


    Sometimes I wonder does she really know

    What she does when she makes me feel this way…


    Wish she knew what she does to my heart

    Every time she turns and walks away…


    Iba na ang iyong ngiti

    Iba na ang iyong tingin

    Nagbago nang lahat sa iyo…


    [14:11]<cbagor> yung tungkol po sa regularization letter

    na ibibigay po sana sa inyo ni ms. mayose today, she

    will will only be able to release it on Dec. 19-20 because

    she's tied up w/ meeting with mr. lee.

    [14:12]<josh> ok po :D

    [14:12]<josh> so pwede pa kaming materminate between now and dec.19 :D :D


    [14:14]<Roy> wow nasa tech lead mailing list ka din! :p

    [14:14]<Kerwin> wow onga

    [14:14]<Roy> asteeg

    [14:16]<Kerwin> pareho na tayo level, hehe joke


    [11:50]<Roy> may K: ka ba?

    [11:52]<Raquel> anong K?

    [11:52]<Roy> hay…failure

    [11:52]<Raquel> bakit?

    [11:52]<Roy> dapat kse ganito

    [11:52]<Roy> <Raquel> Wala akong K

    <stang> sinabi mo pa!

    [11:54]<Raquel> hahha


    [11:57]<Roy> hobby ko kaya mag collect ng funny jabber conversations


    Darating ako, simbilis pa ng hangin

    Sa oras na kailangan mo, makaaasa ka sa akin


    “[Walking through the Okinawa airport, Daniel and Miyagi find a poster advertising Sato's karate school. The poster shows Sato breaking a log with his bare hands]

    Daniel: You think you could break a log like that?

    Miyagi: Don't know. Never been attacked by a tree. "

    – Karate Kid II


    When I see you, I think of all that we've become

    And I'm blinded, like I'm staring at the sun


    Without hope, without pride, little things that seem to weaken us

    Without fear, live your lives, let the magic turn your life around


    “We will encourage you to develop the three great virtues of a programmer: laziness, impatience, and hubris.”

    – Larry Wall, Programming Perl (1st edition)


    Some people, when confronted with a problem, think “I know, I'll use regular expressions.” Now they have two problems.


    Courage is the beginning of strength; Patience is the beginning of wisdom.


    I am immortal, I have inside me blood of kings

    I have no rival, no man can be my equal, take me to the future of your world


    It doesn't matter who you are underneath

    It's what you do that defines you


    We live in the present, whether you like it or not.

    Don't think about past regrets or future worries.

    What's important is that at the end of each day you can say to yourself, “I did a damn good job today.”


    One can be greater than a hundred. If it's the right one.


    int getRandomNumber() {

    return 4; // chosen by fair dice roll, guaranteed to be random

    }


    “We'll launch so many tasks, we'll blot out the sun.”

    “Then, we'll code in the shade.”


    What would you do today if you knew you could not fail?


    Oo inaamin ko, saging lang kami.

    Pero sa lahat ng puno sa Pilipinas, saging lang ang may puso!

    Saging lang!


    Tatlong oras na akong nagpapacute sa yo

    Di mo man lang napapansin ang bagong t-shirt ko


    My new hobby: Reading people's jabber status.

    Make yours interesting!


    It's the moment of truth, it's all on the line

    This is the place, this is the time


    You must be swift as the coursing river

    With all the force of a great typhoon

    With all the strength of a raging fire

    Mysterious as the dark side of the moon


    http://cattle-ewxp/compiling.png


    No. of people who have called me psychic: 5


    kamehameha!

    o

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    WWBD - What would Batman do?


    If you were a robot, and I knew but you didn't, would you want me to tell you?


    [18:31]<kc> hindi ba valid comment ung mukhang inverted butt crack?

    [18:32]<stang> I'm so putting that sa sig

    [18:33]<stang> I would log it as a low

    [18:33]<stang> I expect the phrase “inverted butt crack” to appear in the bug report


    People see what they want to see.


    The only sovereign we can allow to rule us is reason.


    Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads.


    Would you ask Picasso to play Pictionary? Or Noah Webster to play Boggle?


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