These are quotes (allegedly) made by me, compiled by people I know over the years, supposedly because I am a spout of wisdom (?). (Some of them are just me quoting other things, but the people who compiled this list didn’t get the reference.)
There is also a Twitter bot that randomly tweets one of these per day, if you’re into that sort of thing.
Also, please feel free to submit to me any other things I allegedly said you find wise and/or amusing.
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Difficult tasks are like drugs: just say ‘No’.
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it might have been a terrible plan, but sometimes we need to go through the terrible things to make the nonterrible things better
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On learning how to make code readable: "These are things you must
seek out on your own."
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"I can choose to pass on the bestness"
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Let’s worry about that in the future
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This is true
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Stop quoting me
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why are there always problems?
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I am an agent of chaos
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that’s how science works… you think of things then you try it… pag na try mo
na then alam mo na
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well of course we dont, we’re not girls
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<hunter> why would you believe an economist
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focus only on what matters
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why do we always have problems coming up at the last moment
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i do it out of a sense of responsibility
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<hunter> I suggest you doublecheck your facts!
<hunter> in fact, trees are plants
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this can only end in le disaster
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repeat after me: I am not my code
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maybe its lunchtime
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I wonder if i should tweet these tangincheek posts
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I’ll allow it
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<hunter> man, they all sound the same
<hunter> i dont know if i chose the right song
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<hunter> attempt lang?
<hunter> nde kelangan magsucceed?
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<hunter> oh complain to mr xxx? i do that all the time
<hunter> well i complain to everyone
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<hunter> someone spilled cheese rings all over me
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<hunter> but will it blend?
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they’re young and in love
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<hunter> the word disabled looks weird
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<hunter> I’m on a horse
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<hunter> look at your answer
<hunter> then look at the question
<hunter> look back
<hunter> your answer is now diamonds
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<hunter> magWHO kaya ako
<hunter> para syang Elixir sa Final Fantasy
<hunter> iipunin mo para sa final boss
<hunter> tapos pagdating dun, nde mo rin magagamit
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<hunter> > <c> dapat may idea tayo ng industry average so we can stop
being too hard on ourselves <- are you aiming to be just average?
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ortigas is literally right next to qc
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provide for yourself you bums
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but it’s like trading the current set of problems for a different set of problems that i’m not familiar with
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<hunter> wala na kong sin
<hunter> i’m immaculate
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parang level ni paxi ung logic
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<hunter> well maybe it’s because i dont judge people by their
appearances
<hunter> as long as you still have the same number of bones
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no one wins when religion is debated
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i have a good tool
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i just pick a direction and go
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it doesnt matter where you go, as long as you’re going
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just wander aimlessly
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life is lived moment to moment
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<hunter> just derp along
<hunter> you’ll be fine
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I am here. You may rejoice
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finish your plate!
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let’s get dangerous
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i have special powers
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<hunter> it’s annoying when you just want to do a thing, but then there’s a process
<hunter> that needs to be followed
<hunter> and you feel like "bah, wag na lang"
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thats what you get for stalking
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<hunter> no, we dont want to talk about it
<hunter> it was a traumatizing experience
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C: Master @tangincheek, what is your opinion on socialized health care?
<hunter> socialized health care is cool
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<hunter> i dont like communism
<hunter> capitalism4life
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<hunter> but the whole world will be fine
<hunter> fine fine time
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why does it matter na wala kaming risk
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<hunter> if you love him, set him free
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<hunter> dont worry
<hunter> other people have terrible code too
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EDSA is never done
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<hunter> teka iniisip ko pa kung best na ung bacon
<hunter> i also like spam
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<hunter> alam nyo ung mga asian foods
<hunter> bakit konti lang ang cheese
<hunter> sa mga asian dishes
<hunter> is it because we dont have enough cows
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<hunter> man, ayoko talaga ng may dextrose lol
<hunter> although iniimagine ko ganun pakiramdam ni wolverine
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<hunter> i wonder if i’m doing premature optimization
<hunter> it’s the root of all evil!
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<hunter> c wala kasing automated tests, so may Fear
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<hunter> wag kang magcocommit ng anything that will break other things
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<hunter> however, i’m ok with the plan that involves hitting
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<hunter> i would kill for pizza
<hunter> no questions asked
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<hunter> people arent forced to rape =/
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<hunter> i’ll fix everything
<hunter> but first i’ll take a nap
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mark my words, this will haunt us later
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may naisip ako… Pag ang janitor ay isang spy, pwede siya
tawagin na cleaning agent
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<hunter> i wouldnt want people to stay just for the money if they’re not happy
<hunter> people should go where they’re happy
<hunter> money affects your happiness minimums, not your maximums
<hunter> your maximums are limited by things like bad work environment, bad coworkers, etc
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option 4: we agree to this change, then no more changes ever again
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i will not bestow wisdom just for your entertainment!
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im crowdsourcing the work
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it’s wrong in the wrong way!
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btw, +2 ung Vagina
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wala pa sating pinanganak nung time ni rizal!
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<jaeger> we’re planning a revolution
<jaeger> kelangan mag blood compact muna
<jaeger> mlm
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<jaeger> i dont have the Problems tab open
<jaeger> meron din siguro
<jaeger> i’m more concerned about the billions of TODO and FIXME
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i’ll judge who i want!
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<jaeger> i give up
<jaeger> i’ll let my lawyer handle it
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OK, hindi ko pala problem ung getting wet/dirty, since ok lang sakin magswim. Ayaw ko lang yata mag activities.
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stangby
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I want to laze around.
Weekends are for being lazy.
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<jaeger> problem kasi talaga ung may standards doc tayo that doesnt necessarily conform with the reality of the code
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<jaeger> sorry is only if I was wrong
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"stop being poor… be awesome instead (wut)"
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"Be wary of what you read on the internet."
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"pero yung basurahan, hindi siya hungry"
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<jaeger> nde naman effective ito e
<jaeger> kung ang goal is to reduce lates/sls
<jaeger> dapat may parusa na lang. pag nagkawarning, magpapakalbo
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jaeger> yung problem pa kasi dito sa current incentive program, even if mageffort ka, most probably wala ka pa ring prize
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foreseeing is for psychics
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<jaeger> sana kofi ang pinangalan ni norman black sa anak nya
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the world is a selfish place
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<stang (roy)> yung handling for each screen
<stang (roy)> has to be by each screen :p
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<jaeger> do protestants observe lent
<jaeger> or easter
<jaeger> meron bang celebration na kasabay nung easter sunday
<jaeger> are you getting free holidays from us
<jaeger> i dont want you to have free holidays
<jaeger> dapat kami lang
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guys, sa tingin nyo ba dapat may height reqt ang mga pulis?
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<jaeger> time warps are also time space warps
<jaeger> with space warp set to 0
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<jaeger> HOT
<jaeger> IM SO HOT RIGHT NOW
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we need to be more ruthless vs copy paste code
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and now, you’re refreshed!
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thats how science works… once na replicate mo na… its true
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why cant i leave you guys alone for 1 day without a bunch of
urgent things appearing when i get back
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<jaeger> so kanina ang haba ng pila ng fx
<jaeger> tapos nung malapit na ko, ung dumating na fx, may sticker sa likod for nancy binay
<jaeger> i was like, sasakay ba ko dito
<jaeger> luckily nde ako umabot
<jaeger> grabe, the driver might be an idiot!
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<jaeger> parang gagamitin ko na yung insult na "siguro iboboto mo si nancy binay"
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sharks are not fish. [they’re mammals]
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does anyone have severe allergic reaction to pregnant women?
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kanina i was lucid dreaming inside my dream
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nde ko masing in my head e
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Imagine dati it’d take months for news to travel from Europe to Asia and vice-versa; Nowadays, malungkot ka na pag lampas 1 second ang ping.
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<jaeger> im just glad nde tayo nakeep ng japan
<jaeger> i dont speak japanese
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the price of being the best is to always be the best
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<jaeger> excited lang ako magtrabaho kanina
<jaeger> but now i’m tired
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- macho do you find it funny that people hold on to their handsfree headset while speaking to the person on the other end of the line?
<jaeger> parang si professor x lang pag ginagamit ung telepathy
<jaeger> kelangan hawakan ung gilid ng ulo
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if you dont know whether you need to set it to true, you probably don’t
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effing unforeseen consequences
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<jaeger> ayoko na magtrabaho
<jaeger> nakakapagod today
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your standards are going down
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wanton? Mabigat yun
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you need to have a higher standard
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hindi ko gaanong naintindihan ung Prince Caspian, basta talo na sila sa war so they needed a talking lion to help them
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complicated lang kasi ayaw mong isimplify
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<jaeger> para kang si nancy
<jaeger> wala ka namang track record pero feeling mo dapat pagkatiwalaan ka namin na kaya mo gawin
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i should stop before i inadvertently say something sagey
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c you are not your music library
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<jaeger> i often have trouble with pearl jam titles
<jaeger> like they have that song where the title is old woman in a small town or something
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<jaeger> i loled
<jaeger> you guys give me such joy
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happiness is free
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<jaeger> meron bang occupation where if the girl had that job, ayaw mo na sa kanya?
<jaeger> kunwari magtataho, ok lang sa yo?
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good things come to those who go out and work for it
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<jaeger> never ka naman magkakaron ng certainty sa buhay
<jaeger> so just move forward even with doubt
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step 1. do it
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marami ka pang kakaining extra rice
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<jaeger> you hate too easily
<jaeger> the dark side is strong within you
<jaeger> what fear you?
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pag nawalan tayo ng kuryente, mag-c-CVS tayo by hand
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Since napanood ko na Iron Man 1, papanoorin ko na lang Iron Man 2. That way, parang napanood ko na din yung 3, kasi 2+1 equaaaals…
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doing nothing doesnt train you in any way
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even if you blabber nonsensically, at least you’ll be able to correct later
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<jaeger> it’s ok to try and fail
<jaeger> dont be like tz
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<jaeger> dont overthink it
<jaeger> just start talking about something, anything
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<jaeger> we should make a chart
<jaeger> i like charts
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<jaeger> dapat umiwas ka na lang sa mga taong confused or disrespectful in general
<jaeger> instead of being racist
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have you opened your Anagram Eye?
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you dont get back time
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<jaeger> if the increase depends on hardships, if you had the same hardships this year as the year before, does it mean wala kang increase?
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<jaeger> nde mo naman kelangan magtrabaho ng 8 hours now
<jaeger> you dont even need to work at all
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you let yourself be blinded by fear
don’t let yourself be controlled by fear
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<jaeger> that’s terrible
<jaeger> also it’s the sort of thing no one would notice if i "accidentally" removed it
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ang hirap magwork hard, nakakaantok
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i dont plan to die
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<jaeger> be that way
<jaeger> noone ever tells me anything
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<jaeger> guys, bawal na magwithdraw ng more than 100k
<jaeger> how will i live
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<jaeger> bawal na rin bumili ng liquor
<jaeger> i dunno why that’s needed
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<jaeger> ang init
<jaeger> i’m so hot right now
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<jaeger> dapat may anagrams training course tayo
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<jaeger> tag-100 naman minimum ung vote buying
<jaeger> ang cheap nung bente pesos lang
<jaeger> parang corneto
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<jaeger> dont worry about it too much
<jaeger> someone has to be last
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<jaeger> wang na ass pa
<jaeger> asswang
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i dont know i dont have feelings
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is anyone ever really happy
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number of devs na hindi nagbabasa ng mail so far: 4
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i have a dirty finger
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[anagram] BUTTSXE
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<jaeger> that’s not a word
<jaeger> get your mind out of the gutter
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<jaeger> the stock markey doesnt care about nancy binay
<jaeger> basta stable ang elections
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dapat ba bawal ang mga criminal sa public office
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want me to show you my dirty finger?
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wang can be your staff
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all of your combos are bad!
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<jaeger> excluding poor people because reasons
<jaeger> that’s a slippery slope to tyranny and oppression
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<jaeger> you can be a tyrant
<jaeger> mas madali maging efficient pag evil
<jaeger> but then you’d have to be evil
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<jaeger> being evil is always easy
<jaeger> people would never be evil if it was hard
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<jaeger> did you read the part where i said "im not sure"?
<jaeger> it means idkshit
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pano kaya kung may hell’s kitchen for programmers
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they have wires in haiti!
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We’re going to die
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merong mga tao na tanging dahas lang ang naiintindihan
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we’re in peril! :p
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<jaeger> kasi naman
<jaeger> you can’t just say "editable grid" then understood na
<jaeger> you say "editable grid" i hear "problems"
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<jaeger> i just thought you’d like a warning
<jaeger> editable grids are like the hardest thing to get right
<jaeger> kasi everyone expects na naiintindihan mo na
<jaeger> when the truth is, maraming details na kelangan ispecify
<jaeger> and marami kayong case na hindi agad maiisip ihandle
<jaeger> tapos everyone does it differently pa
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<hunter> pag lasing ka kasi you cant drive
<hunter> so you have to take the bus
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quinote ko sya in the future
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everything’s important
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<jaeger> rich naman mga ateneans
<jaeger> they have cars
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antagal ko na nagHTML nde ko pa rin naiintindihan ang CSS floats
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nobody tells me im wrong!
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sa gabi lang nagkakatruck sa visayas
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<jaeger> meron ba tayong main.css where I can just add stuff
<jaeger> without having to theme
<jaeger> i dislike theme
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parang ung nagfollowup ka agad sa waiter, kakakuha pa lang nya ng order
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<jaeger> wag kang malumbay
<jaeger> stop being sad
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(5:17:58 PM) stang (roy): this might not be accurate
(5:18:18 PM) stang (roy): but hey, you only live once
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when will the weather change so that we dont have this ridiculous heat all the time
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<jaeger> kung kelan malapit na uwian, the server decides it wants to be cleaned
- jaeger kicks server
<jaeger> nde na ko mag OT, it
<jaeger> it’s stressful
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i want to join the fun but i cant think of any wang puns atm
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i dont see how that could be answered objectively
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<jaeger> then bakit ito yung prize if no one likes it!
<jaeger> ayaw ko rin kaya ko pinapamigay
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sometimes i regret automatically replying to all
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<jaeger> i was about to say we have ridiculously long file names
<jaeger> but then i remembered emeeting
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<jaeger> well
<jaeger> nangyari sakin last week where it was actually useful to have DoAfterDoAfterInsert
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i cant be expected to remember all the great things i say!
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it’s friday, i should be allowed to destroy things
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how did you expect me to understand that without context
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pwedeng walang ginagawa and not be bored
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Rock makes you immortal
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if rock makes you immortal… then that explains Steven Tyler
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ano mas maangas na reply: "yup" or "yeah"
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nde ba better posture is better
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ang hirap hindi magslouch when i’m always around little people
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game, mula ngayon, pagalitan nyo ako if i’m slouching
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<jaeger> i’m going to put the ff in an email reply:
<jaeger> Technically speaking, we have not implemented anything like this before; we just like to pretend we can do it when we respond to presales.
<jaeger> too snarky?
<jaeger> but it’s the truth!
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<jaeger> hindi kasi natin triny talaga sa proposals
<jaeger> we just literally pretend that we can do it
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the main risk is that i might be completely wrong :p
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at 19, many people are still stupid
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catholics are christians!
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testers try nyo sa bug report description, sa dulo merong "ayusin mo"
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you know what they say about regular expressions
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who is the boss of you?
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i know when i’ve clicked!
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madalas hindi ko nadidistinguish yung mga girls
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<jaeger> just become a hobo
<jaeger> and live under a bridge or something
<jaeger> tapos after 2 weeks show up at the office, shaggy and unshaven
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<jaeger> stop using opera you hipster
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<jaeger> try mo mag get latest
<jaeger> baka merong gwapo na nagcommit ng fix pero hindi pa tinest
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<hunter> sabi ko lang mahal
<hunter> tapos when i looked around wala na sya
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when im walking and trying to keep my posture straight, i feel more pompous than usual
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ang condition ko to buy a car is pag meron akong driver
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<jaeger> .css("display", "awesome") pala
<jaeger> hindi naging awesome yung page mo?
<jaeger> baka it only works if awesome din yung nagexecute
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whatever you do, dont cross the streams #programming
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<jaeger> it’s isn’t necessary for the picker picker to be randomly picked
<jaeger> therefore pwedeng isa lang ung picker picker
<jaeger> and no need for a picker picker picker
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kahit magpaupgrade ka your eclipse will still hang a lot
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tayo kaya ako ng restaurant, house of bacon
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<jaeger> so i was tempted to go to hungry hippo for bacon rice
<jaeger> but i was like, "nah, too unhealthy"
<jaeger> so i went to east
<jaeger> and the very first stall when i went in had a tray of bacon
<jaeger> @_@
<jaeger> cant fight fate!
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pag worldnews walang nakakaalam
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find yourself some beaches
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dont make up terms
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there’s something more complicated than a regex?
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that’s where i overheard someone commenting na may libro na raw agad yung les miserables
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we’re still using the old stupid tag classes
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<jaeger> natawa ako dun sa image of marriage announcement between Amy Wang and Brad Holder
<jaeger> the Wang-Holder nuptials
<jaeger> get your mind out of the gutter
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you cant cougar them all
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im not lazy because i want to be lazy. im lazy so that no one else has to be
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i will gladly fall on this sword for you guys
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also, mulan is better
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<jaeger> you can talk to globe, but smart cares
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<jaeger> why are you asking me
<jaeger> i cant help it if im a big deal
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i dont just give out my jokes for free
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trust me, im french
i can french press 300 pounds
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it must be fate
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tanong mo muna kung 0 ka or 1
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smelling things that are burning, my one weakness
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malakas ba ung smell ng something burning? baka mamatay tayo
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<jaeger> thats not a weakness
<jaeger> its a feature
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you’re overpreparing, just do it
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<jaeger> wala akong pagibig e, pagasa lang
<jaeger> wut
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<jaeger> marami namang uses ang payong
<jaeger> nde lang pang ulan
<jaeger> pwede rin pang araw
<jaeger> or as a weapon
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<jaeger> oh, have you heard about the indie game Octodad
<jaeger> it’s about an octobus trying to pretend to be a normal human in a normal family
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i want to try different cheeses
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<jaeger> asia is huge
<jaeger> it should be asia
<jaeger> mas malaki ung odds
<jaeger> of tomatoes
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we have so much crappy unused code scattered everywhere
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whats with the haikus? / i dont know how to do that / refridgerator
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<jaeger> ki in that picture looks the same as i’ve seen him in person
<jaeger> i never thought of him as pogi…but then again, i’m a guy
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<jaeger> you should be reaching out to them more
<jaeger> dont be your usual stoic self
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well, just stalk them on facebook until you’re comfortable enough
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<jaeger> well the problem is
<jaeger> you’re a plant
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san daw galing ang power ng koreans
edi sa korean-te
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ang metro manila mabudburan lang ng konting ulan, floods and traffic na
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<jaeger> sad news guise
<jaeger> it’s not bread and spread today
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<jaeger> grabe kagabi sa bus bay ng mega
<jaeger> may dagat ng tao
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<jaeger> i imagine some toys attending a convention
<jaeger> bawal daw ang humans
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actually, im tired of being german
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<hunter> just leave your stuff behind
<hunter> be free of the trappings of this world
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<hunter> you pirates!
<hunter> arrrr
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<hunter> i’m just being helpful
<hunter> and yet you doubt me
<hunter> how hard it is to be a helpful man
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mamayang rush hour pa uulan
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<hunter> i dont blame him
<hunter> ayaw ko rin magfarm
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<hunter> are you a crack addict
<vongola> wth are you buying pirated stuff
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<hunter> lion king 1/2? is it like ranma 1/2?
<hunter> simba becomes a girl pag nabasa ng tubig
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wala bang crook handle ang condoms mo
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i know things!
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hey tama lahat ng pronunciation ko
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<hunter> i cant pronounce z anyway
<hunter> it led to some confusion when i kept talking about dragonball sea
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lol you dont have to get them all!
283
im not really into pokemon
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what? my repository’s not good enough for you?
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Ang useful nitong MMDA traffic mirror; pwede ako makipagargue sa taxi pag sinabi nya matraffic. I’ll argue with the taxi, but not the driver
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i dont mind being approved
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<hunter> what if hindi natuloy yung robbery sa home alone
<hunter> tas andun pa lahat ng traps paguwi ng family
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the only reason to go to hk is for work!
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<hunter> how can he be male
<hunter> he doesnt wear pants
<hunter> there’s nothing there!
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i already fixed 2 bugs today, that’s productive right
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what if nagkatypo sa template nung pcv. tapos the form was named PRETTY CASH VOUCHER
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<hunter> so im playing this rpg right
<hunter> and i had to give a first name and a last name
<hunter> I always use "Guy" as a first name sa rpgs
<hunter> tapos wala akong maisip na last name so I put "Hunter"
<hunter> i’m already 40 hours in before ko napansin na Guy Hunter didnt sound good
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<hunter> considering how mission-critical winona is, it needs to be more stable
<hunter> like it should have horses
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<hunter> that thing with the singles-baiting is one of the things i dislike about weddings
<hunter> that and the beheadings
<hunter> i mean, it’s fine if people volunteer for it
<hunter> but it’s annoying when napipilitan mga tao
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democracy is a bad idea
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never trust developers, they are tricksy folk
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try mo mag gugel to find a way
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I shoudn’t be held responsible for things I say or do past 2am
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Code written past midnight is the most dangerous code
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<hunter> ugh, i dunno how users work
<hunter> i’ll stay out of this
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bawal mag-NO sakin
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binigyan ka na ng opening, you blew it
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tz walks into a bar. "Ouch," he says
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hunter so a dyslexic walks into a bra
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i remember na iniisip ko before pag naging formal ang dress code, magreresign na ako (ulit)
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<hunter> gagawa ako ng shop, Snack Overflow
<hunter> well, maybe i’ll just put it in the RPG i’m going to make
<hunter> that’s cheaper
<hunter> i’ll also put in the RPG that NPC who just says "I’m working on a project with Java"
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Never ka naman magkakaron ng certainty sa buhay so just move forward even with doubt
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pag merong mahirap sagutin, magjojoke lang ako or tatahimik and let mr xxx figure it out haha
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you should have dressed as a plumber
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anyway, the good thing is i got free lunch
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i kept wondering if deep inside they were thinking that the practices were really incompetent
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oh man, if you say either pineapple or bacon or hawaiian i might interrupt with something ridiculous
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parang mamamatay ka pag nasa bubong ka ng mrt
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<hunter> i think my intuition is pretty good here
<hunter> there’s a high probability that they are from cebu
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very few people complain when they get started
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dapat may naeearn na dress-down offset
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youd like that wouldnt you
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hey, im just representing the people here
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<hunter> also, jollibee fries > mcdo fries
<hunter> might be because i dont like mcdo in general haha
<hunter> im just against american imperialism
320
i was just expressing how much i dont care
321
clowns are scared of me
322
you underestimate how much people love l4d2
323
the first step is admitting it
324
wait, we’re not talking about animals right
325
Magtrabaho tayo kahit brownout
326
mental note: make a class named SomeSortOfUtils
327
what separates duty and responsibility?
328
at sa yong pagliban, ang tanging pabaon ko ay jollibee
329
you dont get to ask me questions without authenticating
330
dev kasi ako, so ang gusto ko yung mas madali para sa devs :p
331
love is like a rhino. if it cannot find a way, it will make a way
332
the unwritten rule is in your heart
333
<hunter> step 1: read
<hunter> step 2: ???
<hunter> step 3: prophet!
334
if i leave, im not standing by!
335
<hunter> it’s not like we can plan ahead of time when shit happens pag malapit na yung target
336
<hunter> sino may sala
<hunter> may sala kami sa bahay
337
(AM) renz: <hunter> they can prism me all they want
<hunter> magpose pa ko
338
now i’m really not sure what crack you’re smoking
339
baka mabagal dahil andito na kayo lahat
340
should i kill the others who are using it?
341
sayang naman 4g if it;s being stupid
342
naka off emotions
343
i feel like a true fan would have taken the challenge
344
i didnt see that written anywhere! #unwrittenlaws
345
<hunter> pag salted, two users with the same password will have different random strings
<hunter> yung isa matabang
<hunter> wut
346
zombies are too dead to get points
347
<hunter> it’s practically friday
<hunter> i can almost smell the weekend
348
it’s a good thing we’re standby then!
349
SCS. That’s what our problem is
350
don’t try to justify yourself
351
no problems? That’s better!
352
Who are you calling an idiots?
353
toughen the **** up
354
uh, please rephrase your question in a manner specific to your problem
355
<hunter> there is no in general at the moment
<hunter> there is only the case by case basis
356
<hunter> well mura yun for you and me
<hunter> but poor people will be sad
357
how treacherous!
358
that’s how you became a rich guy!
359
gusto ko maging hermit
360
you already give that service for free!
361
bawal na lang magkacritical sa gabi
362
are you questioning my beliefs?!?
363
in the early 22nd century, metro manila declares independence and you need a passport in addition to the toll fee when coming in through the nlex
364
that’s so 80s
365
i hear you volunteering
366
<hunter> on the contrary
<hunter> everytime they win tuwang-tuwa sila
367
i would never say something so outrageous
368
<hunter> well no
<hunter> feeling ko relax pa rin sila
<hunter> theyre probably having crumpets right now
<hunter> and chit chatting about the royal baby
369
<hunter> anyway, let’s not worry about it
<hunter> basta let’s do our best!
370
<hunter> i dont blame people
<hunter> but it’s josiah’s fault
371
DI pwedeng driven by emotions ang diet
372
<hunter> what kelan ko yan sinabi
<hunter> i feel like half the things you quote about me arent true
373
mas malungkot ba ang centimeter kesa sa meter
374
we dont know what everyone will want
375
eh, whatever
376
di na importante ang kasaysayan. You should focus on the present
377
(8:13:46 PM) stang (roy): wala ka namang titignan
(8:13:49 PM) stang (roy): it’s not a mystery
378
<hunter> hanggang 12 lang yung uat talaga
<hunter> yung extra hour is for shenanigans
379
the answer is always "I dont know, but we can find out together"
380
what if it’s just me being popular
381
i cant see beyond Monday
382
matakot kayo pag gumalaw ang edsa
383
i dont think translating hentai is a problem
384
<hunter> oh youre asking me
<hunter> i thought you were informing me lol
385
<hunter> well, in the first year of my presidency
<hunter> the first budget i submit will have no allocation for pork barrel
386
hindi naman ako yung susuko e
387
i’m also immune to chemicals
388
<hunter> i’ve actually already done the profiling
<hunter> but i cant find anything of interest
<hunter> but then again i wasnt looking too hard
389
nde na kasi kayo mahal ng nanay nyo
390
when you play the game of the generals, you win, you die, or you both die.
391
too late, i got dibs
392
what if we outlaw being excessively rich?
393
<hunter> feeling ko nde na talaga ako pwede
<hunter> parating may mga crisis starting 9pm
394
there’s such a thing as boobs being too big
395
it’s not like we’re strangers
396
i wouldnt want to live in a place where pants are illegal
397
<hunter> ang tagal ko pinagisipan nung violators will be whipped
<hunter> other options were: violaters will be flogged
<hunter> violators will be tarred and feathered
398
pro landian
399
i dislike this girl
400
sa side ko i’m like "it’s written right there!"
401
sino ba yung mentor? baka mas gwapo ako
402
in fairness, maraming nakabasa nung violators will be whipped
403
<hunter> i dislike na hardcoded yung pangalan ko dun sa calendar
<hunter> the only way to get out of it is to recruit someone else named Roy
404
what if humans didnt do stupid things
405
stupid humans!
406
<hunter> stupid humans!
<hunter> .
<hunter> bat kayo tumahimik
<hunter> sorry for calling you humans stupid
407
<hunter> try using eskyuel for the actual word sequel
- hunter napanood mo na yung SQL ng despicable me?
408
<hunter> catholic priests dont have sects
<hunter> other catholics can have as much sects as they want
409
it doesnt feel like anything, thats the point
410
<hunter> thats what happens when you bumble around!
411
<hunter> im not sure that person exists
<hunter> baka alamat lang
<hunter> baka si jsze
412
it seems kahit walang uat, we can create our own crisis
413
lets panic more tomorrow
414
by default you assume trouble
415
// When problems are encountered, show them you’re still okay. Be Strong! #actualcodecomment
416
alangan naman may sat work sa fri
417
<hunter> im curious which part of the sentence x had trouble parsing
<hunter> well, hindi pala sya sentence
418
<hunter> i remember all your birthdays
<hunter> pero hindi ako bumabati
419
ask, like a man
420
e kasi naman suspicious talaga!
421
is this "survey" for a "friend"?
422
im always serious
423
who says you won
424
only the final round matters
425
<hunter> pano kaya pag magresign ako bigla
<hunter> hirap maging responsable lol
426
<hunter> ganyan naman lahat ng tao
<hunter> it’s easier to get angry over email/chat/internets whatever
<hunter> kesa face to face
<hunter> kasi impersonal
427
<hunter> im not sure if one should suddenly decide to take a month off while stressed
<hunter> making decisions while stressed is a bad idea
428
is there a place we can go where we can just shout out loud
429
I don’t know how to work with humans
430
<hunter> unions are bad
<hunter> dapat union all
431
home is where the ps3 is
432
marriage doesnt automatically lead to children
433
dont discriminate by color!
434
wala pang ibang nakaintindi nung joke
435
1:30:22 <hunter> you got rejected?
<hunter> that implies you actually tried something!
436
<hunter> no i dont mind
<hunter> it’s only banned when you’re being annoying
437
did you know you can put on headphone and shout at people and its okay
438
alam mo naman si Eclipse, dapat di mo ibully. You must handle it gently
439
uwi na kayo. Ang babaw nyo na
440
I cant simply explain the matrix
441
nothing like a critical to wake you up in the morning
442
I wanted a breakfast meal
I got a jolly hotdog
I’ve never been more disappointed with a jolly hotdog in my life
443
we need more statuses
444
<hunter> we should refer to colors IRL by winona status
- hunter for fixing na yung traffic light!
445
we dont have time for shenanigans
446
<hunter> you can watch me enjoy the device
<hunter> iykwim
447
<hunter> I’ve already slept on it
<hunter> it would help if you guys donated say P200 each to support me
<hunter> it’s not like i can’t afford it
448
<hunter> grabe may data cap
<hunter> how savage
449
dictatorship naman ako e
450
ganyan talaga when being evasive
451
<hunter> let the food come to you
<hunter> be like honey to flies
452
if narereplicate nyo na, that’s not really a problem
453
well, bigger is always better
454
dont reply to me
455
in fact kung walang makakapansin, maguuwi na lang ako ng isa
456
idk and idc
457
im all out of ****s to give
458
<hunter> shift ka rin
<hunter> oh sorry, mali basa ko
459
<hunter> we’re at the brink of insanity kahit andito ako
<hunter> masanay ka na lang na living on the edge
460
someone should answer my question, it’s important
461
that way lies madness
462
baka lang meron kang more critical things to worry about
463
hindi bumabalik ang hp pag hindi ka pa natutulog
464
sabi kasi nya ok daw sa umaga, you just talk about not doing things until i arrive
465
<hunter> we dont have ample time for future projects either
<hunter> we just keep getting into time debt
466
nahihirapan nga ako isipin kung anong date na at any given time
467
<hunter> what?
<hunter> its because we’re not amateurs
<hunter> we only use professional utils
468
i believe in you!
469
i feel like we need more descriptive constants
470
parang kadarating ko lang dinner na iniisip ko
471
be the change you want to see in the world
472
that’s always a bad sign
473
it was a good decision to switch
474
no time like the presence
475
i want to stop patching =/
476
nung bata ako, santa clause believed in me
477
my only experience with a chimney involved us getting smoked out of the house
478
that’s BS. 3 year olds are idiots
479
If it looks like the weather’s about to clear and you can go out, don’t do it! These rains are sneaky!
480
<hunter> i have a problem
<hunter> dalawa na yung payong ko dito sa office
481
<hunter> baka kulang yung binigay nyang letters
<hunter> tapos umuwi na sya
<hunter> and nde tayo makakatulog
482
<hunter> did you like store everything i ever said
<hunter> i dont even remember that
483
<hunter> unattainable daw yung sagot
<hunter> kasi kulang ng isang n
484
buti nga dalawang piraso yung 2pc chicken mo
485
we should just give up on everything and go home
486
<hunter> he was looking for you
<hunter> you’re like ships passing in the night
487
<hunter> wth may nagquote na agad sakin sa twitter
<hunter> you’d know if you had twitter
488
you could have saved time by just believing what i said
489
you dont want to be punched in the guy
490
my explanation was perfect
491
there was a fold in space where the ads were
492
guys, anong plano nyong gawin sa buhay
493
that means im the best
494
it feels like it would be irresponsible
495
i dont like parties
496
dapat pag nagfriend request, may mandatory field to explain who the hell you are
497
it must be destiny
498
you and your indians
499
<hunter> then email him
<hunter> and complain
500
<hunter> im sorry
<hunter> i just made this one on the fly
501
<hunter> sabi na talaga
<hunter> basta magpatch tayo, may problem
<hunter> you say patching, I hear problems
502
<hunter> i also have to do things secretly
<hunter> para magimprove yung stealth skills
503
camden and do not delay
504
who is the cheesemonger #gameofthrones
505
your hardware is tired
506
he thought he could be a decent man in an indecent time
507
i’d try it, but…publishing
508
we can’t bend time
509
yould you rather be a cute kitten or a manly dog?
510
work from hell
511
what if you dont do the work and be happy?
512
<hunter> e kung philippine government na lang ang client natin
<hunter> edi sana may pork barrel na tayo
513
it’s called half uk shift because it only makes half sense
514
dont tell me what to do!
515
pag pwede magpause, that basically includes teleportation except nakakapagod
516
pag nagpause ka, hindi ka din makakagalaw
517
<hunter> minsan surprise lang sa gabi on the way back from dinner
<hunter> it felt like nature’s rage
518
let future us worry about it!
519
hindi ako makauwi because of this chismis
520
<hunter> it happens more often than you think
<hunter> i’ve said too much
<hunter> i must go
521
<hunter> what is this janet
<hunter> why do you have a project that is attuned to current events
<hunter> ngo daw tayo e
522
are you justice?!?
523
do you think i dont keep up to date?
524
<hunter> Technology meets genius Extensize training. opportunities for growth. Excellent work environment.
<hunter> spot the problems
525
<hunter> south people dont matter!
<hunter> hagcollection
526
northern master race vs filthy southern peasants
527
<hunter> dont tell him!
<hunter> hindi pa nya alam!
528
<hunter> no!
<hunter> cover your eyes!
529
pano kung may verb na chowk
530
inulit mo lang yung words
531
<hunter> what if lahat ng error message natin may "Sadly,"
<hunter> Sadly, no workflow action is associated with this form.
532
<hunter> ang brittle na ng metro manila
<hunter> konting ulan lang
533
yung problem is you can’t really beat the final boss ship unless you grind a bit
534
<hunter> > <c> sana di kami [framework] sa janet <- dapat improve mo na lang yung [framework] instead of complaining about it
535
<hunter> we’ll see about that
<hunter> i’m really really really really really really sleepy
536
too much chocolate today
537
<hunter> anyway, why dont i get a per diem?
<hunter> i make a business trip to ortigas every day
538
not sure if euphemism
539
i retire forever
540
wang sounds like a chinese name
541
<hunter> im the king!
<hunter> i now retire gracefully
542
<hunter> kasi nga retired na ko
543
i only know of one censored activity
544
only because i told you THE SECRET!
545
i feel terrible
546
hindi ko kayo kelangan if nde bingo yung gusto ko itira
547
macho was living a life of lie!
548
<hunter> i must be drunk
<hunter> wut
<hunter> uwi na tayo
549
bakit andami nyong secrets
550
arr im wearing white socks right now!
551
screw these rules!
552
<hunter> > <ObiJuan> hunter - 4, x - 2 <- let’s stop now, and never do anagrams again
553
<hunter> when will you ever learn. You never try.
554
<hunter> sige, nde na kita kokonsensyahin gaano
<hunter> tagalog is hard
555
wag ka won’t fix
556
uy adult na si wang
557
<hunter> pero andaming papel
<hunter> save the trees!
558
verdicts dont judge!
559
<hunter> if you like
<hunter> but once you do, there’s no turning back
560
i’m always winning
561
<hunter> no no, we only get pizza if tz fails
<hunter> well, we might still get pizza if ory succeeds
562
pag sumakit tyan mo afterwards, nde na pwede
563
did you die?
564
<hunter> parang ok tumira sa korea
<hunter> normal sa kanila ung 100mbps internet
- hunter inb4 north
565
<hunter> i dont think i’d need to learn korean
<hunter> what if i’m there to teach english
566
but the problem with korea is that all the girls look the same
567
so guys, how much money would you be willing to accept to allow someone to stalk your honeymoon
let’s assume you have a hot spouse
people would want to stalk more if there’s a hot spouse!
568
all our screens are godscreens
569
<hunter> ito yung screen na nagpapakain kay tz
<hunter> wut
570
hindi naman kasi tayo binabayaran hourly
571
it’s up to you to raise when people are not following the spec
572
it’s because you dont care
573
we should all resign and be hermits
574
<hunter> then it’s a paradox
<hunter> baka naimpress sila kay mole
<hunter> then they’re like "all testers should be like him!"
575
it’s not a thesis defense!
576
<hunter> anong away nyo x
<hunter> have you grown tired of wang
577
if we become obsolete, why would we still be around
578
<hunter> we’re not really that interested
<hunter> well, baka si x
579
this is the future!
580
If you find yourself with some free time (maybe due to code freeze), here’s a fun task you can do as buffer: documentation!
581
<hunter> what tz
<hunter> dont you like fun?!?
582
<hunter> sadly no
<hunter> i dont have a solution for that yet
583
you should have offered to help her master baking
584
just text "sorry, you’re not interesting enough. thanks for playing!"
585
<hunter> what is the nosebleed gesture
<hunter> it could also mean these filthy peasants are beneath you
586
man, if i was uncomfortable for that long, i’d find a way to weasel out’
587
<hunter> this is impossible for us to evaluate, do you know why
<hunter> it’s because she’s a woman
<hunter> and we’re men
<hunter> we can only evaluate stuff that makes sense
588
<hunter> maybe nothing’s wrong with you
<hunter> maybe you’re amazing, just the way you are
589
did you ask her what her favorite dinosaur is?
590
people arent bananas!
591
<hunter> we have like 666 bugs for testing
<hunter> evil!
<hunter> quick, close one of them!
592
arent we all actors on the stage of life
593
that makes it easier to sneak attack them
594
pag first world ka, mas marami kang napapansin na minor annoyances
595
dwarves and midgets have very little in common
596
<hunter> i dont mean my summary
<hunter> i mean my WTH about 30 minutes ago
597
i was lied to as well!
598
<hunter> yes
<hunter> ikaw lang
<hunter> wala nang iba
599
nde naman tayo mamamatay pag mawala ang chat for 5 mins
600
i’ll tekalook
601
now i have to make a family
602
it took him 3 days to finish!
603
ang landi kasi nung flintstones e
604
grabe merong function si btan na doHiddenActionWithRelatives
605
meron daw sila database ng leads, pero nde nya maexplain how i got there
606
that’s soul crushing work
607
i wonder if they ever go home and and are like proud of the work they’ve done for the day
608
your soul can be crushed even when your job is one you like
609
fugue too
610
<hunter> seriously, i can only continue dreams if i immediately go back to sleep after waking up
<hunter> yung quick enough that you don’t lose dream-memory yet
611
not even if it were the last anime on earth
612
your discussion has all but guaranteed that i will never ever play this game
613
it’s like we can see them but they cant see us
614
predictable!
615
madoka happens
616
well, at least i got the ruffles
617
chips ahoooooy~
618
what if i only hate stupid people?
619
<hunter> i dunno
<hunter> i cant explain it
<hunter> its one of the mysteries of the universe
620
i said i’ll handle it.
621
<hunter> may kumuha ng kitkat ni x?
<hunter> hihingi pa naman sana ako
<hunter> lol
<hunter> check nyo sa cctv!
622
<hunter> > <in-in> > <hunter> sino ba naman kasi maiintimidate kay tz <- little kids <- hindi sya pwede maging pedophile
623
<hunter> what
<hunter> im not intimidating at all
624
i dont see why im intimidating. i havent punched anybody in a long time
625
arent nerds less intimidating
626
bears are vicious
627
nung [project], aakyat pa kami ng bundok at tatawid ng ilog para makafix ng bug
628
<hunter> so black dude si eric clapton?
<hunter> i dunno what he looks like so it might be true
629
log mo na lang then continue using a sensible browser
630
<hunter> > <x> bakit ang mahal ng eggs benedict =/ <- galing pa sa dating pope
631
did you doubt me?
632
<hunter> 5x4x4 combinations yung sam hong
<hunter> 5x5x5 combinations yung the other one
<hunter> si chin
<hunter> how did you get those decimals
633
leave him to his fetishes
634
man, why dont i have chips ahoy. it’s like my life is incomplete
635
that has less rows than i expected
636
i dont trust him
637
dont do that, macoconfuse
638
pakitimpla ako ng kape
639
<hunter> dont be scared
<hunter> but dont whip me either
640
i’m too full to walk over there
641
> <c> sorry to interrupt <- naks, nde na basta basta nagswerve
642
<hunter> > <in-in> parang wala masyadong fanfare <- you might not be following the correct people on twitter
643
i did nazi that coming
644
<hunter> sinong ninamedrop nya
<hunter> ako ba
645
<hunter> 10 million lang?
<hunter> wait, kanino nya ibibigay
<hunter> pwede kami kumita
<hunter> split na lang kami ni husband tag 5 million
646
i wonder if the plan is like "shit, huli na tayo, akusahan na lang natin lahat para magulo"
647
only if you dont have level 7 clearance
648
magagalit yung avengers pag nakita syang buhay pa
649
nde ko rin naintindihan yung ending
650
aha nde nagdeny na magaasawa na
651
the show is very whedonesque
652
how would you even google that
653
just for that you must keep working
654
parang everyday na ako merong shows
655
<hunter> > <carding> dun sa wii nya <- so, are you playing with his wii now?
656
i’d glare but he’s not here
657
find out why it happens and how we can avoid it
658
<hunter> > <carding> konti pagpipilian ni tall girl sa boys <- but taller boys are better
659
hindi ko naintindihan what less privilege means
660
i should utilize wang fully
661
<hunter> it was funny
<hunter> naalala ko lang because i had to kill a session
662
wala pa bang matchbox 21
663
i’d go but i’m feeling a little unwell
664
<hunter> as long as it doesnt last until 3 am
<hunter> and wala masyadong bright lights
665
7:13:13 <hunter> there’s a long email discussion which ended with the conclusion i added there as a comment
<hunter> do you want to be added to the thread to object to it
666
<hunter> do you want to be added to the thread to read the explanation?
667
kasi ayaw na lang nya tanggapin yung pinapagawa nung comment
668
i dunno how manila works lol
669
parang nawala yung extra week!
670
i’d turn off validations
671
what is pacu2
672
im not sure there is a letter z
673
internet explorer, how quaint
674
that’s not even remotely answering my question
675
<hunter> alam nyo yung old wives tale na bawal diretso umuwi pag galing sa lamay
<hunter> nung pauwi na kami kagabi may pinabaon pa saming siopao
<hunter> tapos dumaan pa muna kami ng shakeys para nde diretso umuwi
676
wala namang sense maging superstitious
677
lol wang cant even feel code yet
678
<hunter> parang training lang yan ni mr miyagi
<hunter> kelangan mapinturahan yung fence
679
<hunter> i just got to this mode by accident
<hunter> im not sure if i should leave
<hunter> aha thanks
680
<hunter> c it’s like having a daily standup meeting, except via email
681
<hunter> para aware ka what issues the rest of the team is facing
<hunter> kasi you’re supposed to be part of a team, not just worrying about your own thing only
682
i like to be aware when other projects are fucking up
683
so are you saying daily standup meetings are a bad idea?
684
<hunter> may ganyan ba sa pilipinas
<hunter> meron lang tayo nung opposite: anti-vegetarians
685
may wireless girls
686
i know this because i have oracle certification
687
<hunter> > <rider> nakuha mo naman na yung path ng record <- but what if i want to spy on you
688
pinanood ko yung first ep ng bagong show ni michael j fox, its a bit shaky
689
mohammedwebster -> half muslim, half dictionary
690
but LOV makes the world go round
691
there was a lot of food that day…
692
<hunter> hey
<hunter> why did you reset
<hunter> you animal
693
pano ba natin sila nauuto
694
<hunter> this is a good time to invade america
695
<hunter> none of these explanations are satisfactory
<hunter> you are not smarter than a fifth grader
696
are you saving it for marriage?
697
<hunter> those are different numbers
<hunter> or vital stats mo yan?
698
that was a lot more diplomatic than the first draft I had in my head
699
dont settle for 3rd place
700
dont play online if you cant take trash talk from trolls
701
<hunter> medyo ok pa tayo sa asia
<hunter> since asians dont trash talk as much as americans
702
it’s not the money that bothers me, it’s the paperwork
703
i dont trust house selling people
i’ll just cut my own lumber and build my own house
704
you and your dan brown
705
but i cant berate them, it’d cost a text
706
this doesnt even add up!
707
<hunter> what did the optimist say after jumping off the building rooftop
<hunter> "so far so good"
708
- hunter i’m a level 5 vegan. i don’t eat anything that casts a shadow
709
families shouldnt take the train!
matrtraumatize mga bata
710
bitter you than me
711
<hunter> okay im out of embarrassing stories
<hunter> im no danger
712
basta dont commit that shit to main
713
i thing therefore i am
714
<hunter> i dont trust yung chargers nyo jan
<hunter> parang they’re slutty
715
you wake up in the morning, not on the morning
716
because we dont entertain concepts
717
it must be irrelephant
718
my enthusiasm for working had faded with this stupid eclipse crap in the morning
719
<hunter> i like to imagine [project] as this huge creaky wwii-era battleship
<hunter> we’re not really sure why it’s still floating
<hunter> and we constantly have to fix things everywhere
<hunter> but gosh darn it we’ll get to our destination before this ship sinks
720
compile errors are like body pains, they’re symptoms of things we need to fix
721
<hunter> there’s that new band, i heard they’re pretty good
<hunter> the eraserheads
722
estimation bad!
723
for that you shall pay a terrible price
724
his offical position is "closet heartbreaker"
725
paggising sa umaga, build problem ang almusal
726
english, do you speak it?
727
<hunter> pano mo ireresearch
<hunter> magpopost ka sa facebook page asking "lalake ka ba?
728
there is a way, if you make a way
729
going home at the end of the day is a human right
730
<hunter> iniimagine nyo ba mga worst-case scenario
<hunter> like what if na-world trade center ang tektite
731
<hunter> i have sight beyond sight
<hunter> this is stupid, i’ll just go make a sandwich
732
<hunter> what is this wang hat
<hunter> can someone draw it
733
if mahaba, that’s not a point
734
if you forget about the past you cant learn from it
735
it’s not famed if we dont know what it is
736
but i want to be coy
737
hash tags are for topics, not opinions
738
did you know: the word bed is shaped like a bed
739
if you dont care why are you complaining
740
<hunter> foreseeing is for believing
<hunter> that sounds better
741
it doesnt count if i was quoting other sources
742
i have a problem going to the office period
743
NO TO MODES
744
<hunter> it’s looking with sexual desire
<hunter> ganyan si x mag glare
745
imbistigahan mo how to make things go zoom
746
why vnc when you can walk
747
it’s better than idolizing justin bieber
748
<hunter> there is such a thing as doing science better
<hunter> research methodologies, approaches, thinking outside the box
<hunter> it’s like programming
<hunter> some approaches are better than others
749
<hunter> people do things for recognition all the time
<hunter> scientists are no different
750
<hunter> i dont like using the term ironic
<hunter> it’s alanis’ fault
751
it’s great that you are easily amused
752
why dont you believe in magic
753
the oop experience shouldnt be relevant
754
<hunter> let’s escape
<hunter> and never come back
755
luckily i didnt commit anything stupid (i think)
756
<hunter> may nagpost kasi sa facebook ko tapos naexcite din ako then nadisappoint
<hunter> and i was like, i must share this feeling
757
yung garlic and cheese nde sya masarap pag malamig na
758
i allow you to eat
759
i should be thanked everywhere
760
<hunter> at the end of all things
<hunter> when there’s no one left but me and my books
<hunter> there, i shall read them
761
the world has changed
762
the earthquake changed him
763
tsk now things will be awkward
764
this is the curse of laziness
765
on the other hand, there are five fingers
766
damn those meddling kids
767
<hunter> magvolunteer kaya ako na judge
<hunter> im willing to accept bribes
768
im naked under these clothes
769
protip: they’re always recording
770
that’s like saying natutuwa ang devs pag may bugs
771
time > money
772
rules? we have no rules
773
bawal magtanong
774
i was on twitter before it was cool
775
they accepted the potato…and fried it
776
<hunter> then the solution is simple
<hunter> dont answer
777
i dislike dogs
778
hindi lahat ng tao ganun kababaw
779
is it because people are becoming stupider?
780
<hunter> sino may sabi nyan
<hunter> pawang kasinungalingan
781
bakit starting 2007 lang yung pagibig ko
782
im more benevolent than some other hosts
783
masyado bang high quality yung tinatarget ko
784
black couch lang bastos na agad
785
step 1: don’t
786
<hunter> we can call her cbags for short
<hunter> wut
<hunter> dont tell her i said that
787
apparently im glowing
788
there are many secrets in [project]
789
havent you heard the expression 3 square meals a day
790
go, live!
791
a pokemon chose me!
792
i would choose that nurse that heals your pokemon
793
my guard is never down!
794
i should just fudge these numbers
795
it’s the circle of life
796
sabihin mo nawalan ka ng respeto sa kanya
797
hindi sumasang-ayon sa saligang batas
798
away na lang
799
babe, greek myth isnt real
800
so pag nde mo kami sinabihan, nde kami important!
you should tell us where you’re going so that we’re important
801
<hunter> so we’re only half important
<hunter> we’ll just make up stories then
<hunter> like nagsl ka kasi buntis
802
you’re the superuser of your own life
803
yung copy&paste pwede mong gamitin para sa ikabubuti ng lipunan
804
if it helps, i grant you absolution
805
thats unconstitutional!
806
pwede yan, kung may shotgun
807
> wang for all, all for wang
808
<hunter> each project figures out too late that they have no such standards
809
pag kausap nyo si harry, do you feel like telling him he’s a wizard
810
<hunter> how can you not get this right
<hunter> there’s a song
811
find a crazy roommate, make a sitcom
812
that was a crappy movie!
813
water world is a great movie!
814
<hunter> we dont have leadership
<hunter> we are a lawless wasteland
815
last year was tyranny
816
unless we establish dominance over these filthy peasants
817
<hunter> i wonder if politicians secretly have meetings like this
<hunter> where they voice opinions theyd never say in public
818
sabi ni shishio, the weak shall be food for the strong!
819
maraming squatters na may aircon, malaking tv, etc
820
what if someone uploads porn to the family portal
821
a lot of the stuff takes too much involvement
822
walang kapit bahay si batman
823
it was like waking up in hell!
824
rich people kids are weird
825
the rest of you should work hard
826
<hunter> kung sabi ni master sure why not
<hunter> hindi ako ang may final say
<hunter> bahala na si wang
827
<hunter> sabihin mo recovering alcoholic ka
<hunter> you dont want to fall off the wagon
828
miners should have +str
829
i already said i’ll go. wala namang penalty for changing my mind later :p
830
ibig sabihin, gagalingan nyo na lang
831
<hunter> natetempt akong wag na lang umattend
<hunter> what do i get out of it aside from free food
832
pag type mo, nde na yun praktis
833
Flavor: Desperate
834
so what do evil people use for parsing json?!?
835
one does not simply watch the entire LOTR trilogy
836
you can lower to 10% if you cant take it
837
walang sisihan!
838
you’re what’s wrong with this country
839
seas arent lakes!
840
that’s called deduction
841
ayoko ng may misses sa grammar
842
he likes to assume that things are simpler than they really are
843
we’re already trapped in the sunk cost fallacy
844
<hunter> im not one of the chronically late :p
<hunter> lahat ng late ko conscious decision haha
845
yung heat nya may kasamang humidity
846
<hunter> you’re wrong
<hunter> how can you be so wrong
847
people cant change
848
baka nagdown yung jabber para it’s harder to warn people that [boss] is nearby #conspiracy
849
you’re one of those people!
850
baka nafix ko magically
851
<hunter> baka magiigib pa sya ng tubig
<hunter> at magsisibak ng kahoy
852
tsk bilib pa naman kami sa inyo
853
there can be only wang
854
you must find this answer on your own
855
<hunter> i dont ever hope to make the cms framework accessible
856
ako lang ang pwede mag destroy
857
<hunter> you dont get me
<hunter> nobody gets me
858
I just came here for the bread and spread #10years
859
I’m thankful for working with best, the brightest, smartest and talented people… oh, and also you guys #10years
860
I don’t know how I lasted 10 years without offending anyone… or getting fired #10years
861
<hunter> bubuksan ko lang pag emergency
<hunter> when all hope is lost
862
stop stalking me
863
if i was a wedding planner, weddings would be waaaaay more efficient
864
it really doesnt work unless i say it out loud
865
<hunter> ah well, it’s a problem that even if may cute girl, idk how to determine if she is age-appropriate
<hunter> age-appropriateness is more important
866
hindi kelangan ipaliwanag ang preference mo
867
sabihin mo "i dont like"
868
<hunter> it’s a spectrum
<hunter> of gayness
869
pag kwinestyon ka nila, bigla kang magbreak out into song. "It’s my life" by bon jovi
870
what is this dev life
871
i’d only consider moving because traffic is stupid
872
<hunter> > <x> a condo? <- if kaya lang bumili ng condo sa mall, dati pa ako bumili
<hunter> tamad ako to do all the papers and shit
873
i only have two real concerns: traffic and internets
874
that sentence sounds like i could put it in a dc comic book panel and it would still work
875
if that were true, surely someone would have uploaded it to youtube by now
876
there are people who can’t follow directions in a wizard
877
dont reply to mails angry
878
ok lang makipagdebate, but dont let emotions cloud your judgment
879
i was doubting myself for nothing!
880
Lahat kaya ng pag-ibig.
881
<hunter> there are no instructions
<hunter> only word of mouth
882
<hunter> there’s no such thing as dying of old age
<hunter> parating may cause, "old age" isn’t a cause
883
<hunter> i only gave one choice
<hunter> and it’s already both
884
- hunter anong gulay ang hindi para kay kuya?
<hunter> ans: sayote
885
<hunter> buti pa sa [project], madali gumawa ng relationship
<hunter> tell that to tz
886
how to resolve complaints: stop complaining
887
i’ve seen the code, i agree [project] is worse
888
we should have a joke-off
889
i cant do anything though, i’m lawful good
890
i don’t repeat jokes
891
<hunter> this is why i hate proposals
<hunter> so many lies
892
i’m dying, but i don’t want to get a med cert
893
why won’t you say? is it because you don’t want to be sexually attracted to us?
894
why did you take my name in vain
895
dapat "the great roy tang"
896
<hunter> i was off by 1
<hunter> programmer kasi
897
<hunter> also, in spanish, conductor means driver
<hunter> that really threw me off
898
we’re filipinos, we don’t kill people unless we’re riding in tandem
899
she should commit seppuku
900
at least nde ka hypocrite, either side of the story payag ka
901
i dont like how we don’t really delete things
902
<hunter> i expect na other places are the same or worse
<hunter> the only real escape is to declare independence
903
<hunter> you cant kill me
<hunter> i have a dead man’s switch set up with your secret
904
<hunter> iniisip ko minsan to randomly treat a homeless person to a meal at jollibee or something
<hunter> pero parang it’s dangerous
905
<hunter> im an oldie
<hunter> i dont replace the water
906
<hunter> bawal talaga ako
<hunter> im out of your league guys
907
i’m too strong for my own good
908
only humans can eat things with shells
909
<hunter> yes, but i dont randomly viber people "Hi"
<hunter> it’s weird
910
<hunter> sino iviviber mo
<hunter> wag mo ko landiin wang
911
<hunter> you need to be famous first
<hunter> otherwise, you’re called an extra instead
912
but i’m already the man!
913
<hunter> aliens
<hunter> aliens who are afraid of condos
914
bago yung machine ko
i am above the system
suck it xp peasants
915
<hunter> my machine name is now bolognese
<hunter> im not sure what to say pag tinanong ako bakit ko pinalitan
916
<hunter> i wonder if we’re already "safe"
<hunter> lagyan natin ng condom yung server para safe
917
i cant judge cute, but he was wearing red, does that help?
918
i think you receive the right amount of flak
919
if you dont want to work here, why are you still here
920
no, the proper response is "by your command"
921
tz touched me in a gay manner!
922
lampas 7 inches yung akin
923
out of 10 points, the score is macho
924
my precious lead is in peril
925
<hunter> do you think it’s rude to talk to people without identifying yourself first
<hunter> hypothetically speaking
926
run really fast, dont look back
927
dont axe me
928
I’m sorry, our software is perfect. The problem must be you.
929
<hunter> what, you’re too good for us now?
<hunter> mr big shot
930
<hunter> guys may double down na ulit
<hunter> you’re already eating something unhealthy, might as well go all the way
931
> Lunch: Freedom!!!
932
<hunter> internet bridges
<hunter> connecting you to the future
933
unions aren’t bad, they’re just misunderstood
934
<hunter> the great thing about being a dev, is we’re the last to be obsoleted
<hunter> kami yung nangoobsolete ng ibang tao
935
automated testing just means the testers will be moved to higher-value testing
936
i made you all look at your keyboards
937
overheard at our block: pahiram ng sausage mo
938
<hunter> maaga ako nagigising araw-araw
<hunter> iba yun sa maagang pumapasok
939
i cant quote a tangincheek
940
<hunter> wala ka kasing finesse wang
<hunter> brute force lang alam mo
941
only the best get to be on c’s jabber list
942
if it’s still a problem, it’s btan’s fault
943
overheard at our block: "My eggs are cracked"
944
<hunter> guys kunwari nakababa ka ng tektite
<hunter> tapos biglang kang natae
<hunter> san ka ccr and bakit
945
anakni skywalker
946
i believe in loops
947
i need to wait until i get a chance to do something major that propels me into the national spotlight
948
<hunter> i have grown harsh
<hunter> tempered by yesterday’s betrayals
949
oh yeah?? I’ll show you a bone!
950
im busy fighting for rotten bananas everywhere
951
be the jvm
become one with the heap
952
<hunter> year 2000 pinublish yung storm of swords
<hunter> pag lampas 10 years, pwede na ispoil
953
<hunter> gawa na lang kaya ako ng flappy bird
<hunter> but my life might be ruined
954
you know im a fan of just tossing people into the deep end
955
yes, yes and yes
956
worship me~
957
ang ninjas hindi nakikita sa cctv
958
such is the way of the world
959
ano first name ni pikachu? ans: cherry pie
960
<hunter> lunch is a human right
<hunter> pandante is not a human right
961
<hunter> I can see my house from the moon
<hunter> kelangan lang mag enhance
962
<hunter> there’s no way anyone can catch up to me
<hunter> it’s mathematically impossible
963
pano na ang peace and quiet
964
<hunter> i know you guys rely on me to bring levity
<hunter> i have failed you
965
dapat tinatanggal na pag hindi na ginagamit
966
i’m not sure how having a black guy as [human] torch works
967
<hunter> we have like a billion random servlets
<hunter> para tayong mcdonalds
<hunter> "Billions served!"
968
beauty cant protect you from bullets. if venezuela descends into chaos, will they still be able to send ms universe contestants?
969
<hunter> but i’ve already moved on lol
<hunter> i’m focusing on international problems now
970
<hunter> ano sabi nung taga ukraine na apathetic
<hunter> "kievs"
971
<hunter> wang doesnt have a point
<hunter> just a tip
972
<hunter> may ibig sabihin ba yung band name ng u2?
<hunter> or tipong may nagtext lang kay bono "isip ka ng band name!" "ok, u2"
973
trust me guys; I’m totally a poet
974
You cant expect the tools to read your mind.
975
more builds have been broken because of unintended commits
976
devs should have commit awareness
977
<hunter> dapat aware kung ano yung mga dapat icommit and kung ano yung hindi
<hunter> not just blindly commit everything na may change sa local
978
kaya nga may source control, so I can try shit on my local without affecting everyone else
979
the fact that you all had the privilege of meeting me was just a happy accident
980
<hunter> no to sugarcoating
<hunter> just be direct and honest
<hunter> the truth will set you free
981
everybody is a bad coder
982
bakit pag puno ung bladder mo ang sarap mag-pee?
983
dapat maniwala tayo sa taga cavite
984
PROTIP: pag nahirapan kayo sumagot sa tanong nya, distract him with some other topic so that he goes on a long tangent
985
<hunter> pag nagalit ako, malalaman nyo
<hunter> maghahalo ang balat sa tinalupan
986
im not a table flipping kind of guy
987
How could cheese ever be wrong? I don’t want to live in a world where cheese is wrong.
988
im not sure how to interpret this, but it seems this brownie is way way resilient
989
IT’S HAPPENING!!!
990
<hunter> i dont see a challenge
<hunter> i see an opportunity
991
the only real way to end the streak is to have the undertaker challenge himself
992
<hunter> i seriously doubt aristotle is more famous than jesus
<hunter> 99% of people living today wouldnt know who aristotle is
<hunter> *was
993
<hunter> what bakit mo niredeem
<hunter> dapat ako mag redeem
<hunter> im the redeemer
994
(3:31:31 PM) stang (roy): one cant assume things
(3:31:35 PM) stang (roy): that makes an ass of u and me
995
<hunter> tsk you werent paying attention to me
<hunter> pinapansin mo lang when someone is heating someone else’s hotdog
996
time, who can understand it
997
alam mo naman ako, i tend to worry about things even if nde pa kelangan
998
<hunter> im not hating on her
<hunter> i mean, i’d still tap that
<hunter> lol
999
<hunter> where do astronauts hang out?
<hunter> at the space bar!
1000
yeah, real people are assholes
1001
<hunter> four of me!
<hunter> that’s four times too much awesomeness
<hunter> how can the world take it
1002
why do only the bright ojts get ideas
1003
it means you must google
1004
<hunter> walang bras sa westeros
<hunter> pag tanggal ng robes, parating boobs na agad
1005
<hunter> why do we exist
<hunter> we are extensions of the will of the universe
1006
i’m not sure if it’s good that i’m being compared to a eunuch
1007
<hunter> im a shining example
1008
<hunter> i was fixing something else
<hunter> then i saw the problem
<hunter> and i was like, this is fucking familiar
1009
idk which meal is which anymore
1010
basta if (hungry()) eat()
1011
august is the best month
1012
<hunter> i already receive too much mail meant for the other roy tangs
<hunter> i should kill them all and absorb their power
1013
<hunter> i am technically correct
<hunter> that’s the best kind of correct
1014
I will grace you people with my presence
1015
i vote people
1016
i am the people
1017
pandante caused the extinction of the dinosaurs
1018
let the corny flow through you
1019
<hunter> may chinese blood ka ba?
<hunter> try to spill some of it
1020
<hunter> what
<hunter> why are you blaming me
<hunter> it’s not like corny ako
1021
<hunter> wag kayo gagaya sakin
<hunter> it’s bad
1022
also i slouch, like a predator
1023
What is life without WHO
1024
<hunter> basta keep better track
<hunter> dont make us look out for you
1025
dont give in to despair
1026
java is the devil
1027
dont make me draw a graph!
1028
im not krillin
1029
<hunter> i think ill apply the yakimix policy to vikings
<hunter> kakain lang ako dun pag libre
1030
<hunter> idk what to do today
<hunter> it’s too early to have a crisis
1031
<hunter> we dont have a porch
<hunter> innova lang
1032
6:49:53 <hunter> yung tsinelas yung may letter Y
<hunter> tsynelas
1033
im not sure if youre aware of this, but im not a girl
1034
i have infinite bits
1035
what i can do for the country is stay at home and not contribute to traffic
1036
why must things cost money
1037
it might lead to dark places on the internet
1038
<hunter> dont reminisce!
<hunter> it’s dangerous
1039
everyone should have ducktales
1040
it’s not gay as long as walang swords crossing
1041
<hunter> ugh this windows app layouting is boring
<hunter> i’d rather go to a meeting
1042
<hunter> wala na kasing modern day gangsters
<hunter> theyre called corporations now
1043
<hunter> blue ilang beses mo na ko gusto idate
<hunter> no means no!
1044
<hunter> bilhin ko na lang kaya yung HH
<hunter> pero kailangan magpramis kayo na kakain kayo dun araw-araw for 10 years
1045
<hunter> in any given industry, 95% of the people working there arent very good at what they do
<hunter> 74% of all statistics are made up
1046
whenever you have troubles, just remember, you’re not living c’s life
1047
dont come on internet
1048
<hunter> ganyan ang mga pilipino, hindi kaya sumagot directly ng tanong
<hunter> "kumain ka na?" "busog pa ko e"
1049
dapat tipong sisingit ka sa pila, tapos when the other people complain you’re like "excuse me!" (whips out card) "preferred client ako!"
1050
<hunter> aw man, embarassing
<hunter> my text said "please dont call know"
<hunter> =|
1051
<hunter> it lives on in our hearts
<hunter> now we shall never speak of it again
1052
<hunter> what if we encase metro manila in a glass dome
<hunter> tapos airconditioned yung dome
<hunter> no wait
<hunter> what if we BLOT OUT THE SON
1053
respond ka "i will crush you!"
1054
idk who this jessica chastain person is but her name sounds funny
1055
c pag deads ka na, wala nang overthinking
1056
<hunter> hindi ko alam ano time difference ng cellphone ko sa ots
<hunter> so I NEVER GIVE UP
1057
waiting here is the same as waiting there
1058
just because something is cheap doesnt mean it’s worth buying
1059
that one was actual wisdom
1060
<hunter> kunwari nastranded ka on an island for 5 years
<hunter> pagbalik mo ba, maalala mo pa din yung keyboard shortcuts ng eclipse?
1061
well, pisay thugs are still kinda nerdy
1062
this term has taken on a life of its own
1063
i can only imagine that quote coming back to haunt me when im running for president
1064
<hunter> mas masarap pag libre
<hunter> im not made of money
1065
im not a checkbox!
1066
<hunter> i’ve already been best in the country at something
<hunter> best in the world naman
1067
neither dogs nor cats will bring you happiness
1068
filipinos dont like paying for things
1069
just because other people are assholes doesnt mean you have to be an asshole too
1070
<hunter> may sequel daw yung taken where sumali sa 4-man wrestling matches si liam neeson
<hunter> it was called taken tag
1071
experience trumps checklist
1072
the way to teach newbies is to toss them into the fire
1073
i dont like proposals kasi i dont like lying
1074
pag may binigay sayong task na impossible, respond with "I demand a trial by combat"
1075
<hunter> why would you even want to try weed
<hunter> you can get high on [project] instead
1076
<hunter> how can donuts be wrong
<hunter> i dont want to live in a world where donuts are wrong
1077
any time na bigyan ako, hindi ako tatanggi
1078
keep your jebs out of my bathroom
1079
i am the one who docs
1080
i feel like that dog that has no idea what he’s doing
1081
life is pointless, dont do anything
1082
i have all the answers
1083
<hunter> wag kayo mag give in to fear
<hunter> courage!
1084
<hunter> my grandfather sa father’s side is pure chinese
<hunter> ako i’m pure awesome
1085
awesome people arent racist
1086
awesome people arent racist, you nigger
1087
pag mainit na ang panahon, pinoys are like "awesomer na!"
1088
i dont want to have to explain
1089
<hunter> > <macho> do you guys put your phones on silent mode? <-
i dont. not even when randy santiago and that other guy tell me to
1090
<hunter> when you fantasize about me, i have no face?
1091
<hunter> living increases your risk of cancer by up to 100%
1092
<hunter> i like that i can just try a random function i’m not familiar with and immediately find a couple of bugs
1093
<hunter> parang ang sarap ng walang pasok
<hunter> resign na kaya ako
1094
<hunter> walang basagan ng trip
<hunter> let them live their alternative lifestyles
1095
<hunter> a dream is a wish your heart makes
1096
<hunter> im a genius and i didnt even know it
1097
<hunter> monday pa lang, parang napagod na ko sa mundo
1098
<hunter> if all the days are rest days, then no days are rest days
1099
<hunter> tapon mo na yan, sardines are evil
1100
<hunter> there should be a drug to help you avoid taking drugs
1101
<hunter> bahala ka, pag druggie ka, hindi ka magiging national artist
1102
<hunter> the words of House Tardy are "Six points pa lang!"
1103
<hunter> what if i start my own government
<hunter> our national food will be bacon and cheese sandwich
1104
<hunter> nagkaron nga ng one week na walang nagrerecord ng wisdom ko e
1105
<hunter> > hindi ka pa ba naeexcite ng [project]?
1106
<hunter> is it bad for me to suddenly shout "fucking eclipse!" in front of the noobs
1107
<hunter> it makes sense na gawin mo lang pag kelangan mo na
1108
<hunter> that’s bad
<hunter> that’s so bad
1109
<hunter> psychic mode
<hunter> i try not to let my psychic powers affect my life
1110
<hunter> good to know we’re still in sync
1111
<hunter> I AM THE ONE WHO REVIEWS
1112
<hunter> kung ang tawag sa kinakabit ay kabit, dapat tawag sa nililigawan is ligaw #TweetLikeJaden
1113
<hunter> i dont like "uu"
<hunter> parang tae
1114
<hunter> circuses dont have windows
1115
<hunter> merong [system] user na JOLLEYV
<hunter> i wonder if hotdog din sya
1116
hindi pwera naputulan ka ng buhok mahina ka na
1117
<hunter> today, i will clean up some shit
1118
<hunter> magtatayo ako jan ng HH kung jan kayo maglulunch araw-araw for 10 years
<hunter> kahit weekends
<hunter> kahit magresign
<hunter> bigyan ko kayo 10% discount pag sundays
1119
<hunter> it’s not really important na malaman natin
<hunter> the important thing is that we all learned how to work together
1120
<hunter> why dont we respect his desire to remain anon
<hunter> if we have a witch hunt, less anons will be [less] forthcoming in the future
<hunter> this is why i didnt want to find the logs lol
<hunter> pero ginawa ko pa din haha
1121
<hunter> i couldnt remain anonymous if i tried
1122
<hunter> i’m smirking
<hunter> entertaining e
1123
<hunter> thanks for volunteering as tribute
1124
<hunter> the 2nd one is stupid
<hunter> the 1st one is ugly, but it’s not stupid
1125
<hunter> both of these are ridiculous, but one is more ridiculous than the other
1126
<hunter> do you guys ever get the urge to quit the world and become a hermit
1127
<hunter> no strings attached just means hindi nyo inaamin na may strings attached
1128
<hunter> it’s been so long, i’ve forgotten what it’s like to be late
1129
<c> para may high level stuff ka na rin
<hunter> feeling mo wala akong high level stuff
<c> the lead dev is the bridge
<hunter> pano ka anjan
<c> me?
<hunter> in english,
<hunter> how there you
1130
<hunter> hindi naman kasi ito facebook
<hunter> so bakit mo yan ginagawa dito
1131
<hunter> > <furfur> masarap ba wang? <- i would try wang
1132
<hunter> no, i was planning to walk over there and give you the estimate in a wild voice
1133
<hunter> may naisip ka nang innovation x?
<hunter> meron na ako…suggestion ko may kasamang bacon yung [system]
1134
<hunter> they want your nuts man
1135
<hunter> parang ang panget ng apelyido na gosingitan
<hunter> > ang haba ng pila!
<hunter> > gosingitan mo!
1136
<hunter> everything is a thing
1137
<hunter> ako bantay dito
<hunter> the watcher on the wall
1138
<hunter> dis is not da hood yo
1139
<hunter> > nasira internet ko. may internet ka ba? aladdin e
1140
<hunter> i’m always here for you
1141
<hunter> wag ka maniwala kay eka
<hunter> what does she know
1142
<hunter> well, even if the world ends today, at least i had lasagna yesterday
1143
<hunter> there’s always a solution
<hunter> try chinese child labor
1144
<hunter> i dont have infinite time
<hunter> i wish i did
1145
<hunter> this is why we can’t be ISO27001 certified
1146
<hunter> damnit
<hunter> every time there’s a small piece of code that’s already obsolete and i want to remove it
<hunter> then i trace where it’s used
<hunter> and there’s a whole iceberg of other obsolete code beneath it
1147
<hunter> parang ang saya magdelete ng obsolete files
<hunter> no code is the best code
1148
<hunter> we are not your command line!
1149
<hunter> idk why i ask you guys never nyo pa ko nabigyan ng magandang sagot
1150
<hunter> hindi nabibili ang pag-ibig
1151
<hunter> right, [project] exists
<hunter> to be more extreme than all other projeccts
1152
<hunter> pag magulo kasi advice ng mga tao, just drown out their voices and focus on me
1153
time naman parati ang problem
1154
<hunter> im not a plant, im an animal
1155
<hunter> wag na natin ifix yung traffic problems, lulubog din naman tayo in 100 years
1156
<hunter> school education never dies
1157
<hunter> i go home all the time
1158
<hunter> sayang lang wisdon ko kung hindi nyo ginagamit
1159
<hunter> dice game is a terrible game
1160
<hunter> why dont we just
<hunter> BLOT OUT THE SUN
1161
<hunter> dont let work problems depress you
<hunter> ok lang mainis, wag yung malungkot
1162
<hunter> ayaw ko na
<hunter> i’ll just ignore this problem and hope it goes away
1163
<hunter> where one comment ends, another one begins
<hunter> that’s life
1164
<hunter> wag na lang umasa sa up
<hunter> para nde madisappoint
<hunter> > which is better: to hope and to be disappointed, or to never hope at all
1165
<hunter> i cant be attracted to someone i see as incompetent
1166
<hunter> pag gusto mo, friendly lang
<hunter> pag ayaw mo, malandi
1167
<hunter> sweldo can buy bacon, but sweldo cant buy tulog
1168
<hunter> kaso ano pag work mo yung sleep, baka hindi mo na maenjoy yung sleep
1169
<hunter> also, americans pronounce vegeta the same way they pronounce vagina
1170
<hunter> design is subjective anyway, so anytime there are 2 people with strong opinions, magtatalo talaga
1171
<hunter> parang masama pakiramdam ko
<hunter> i feel evil
<hunter> wut
1172
<hunter> wag na kasi maghope para nde madisappoint
1173
<hunter> this is what happens when im not around to correct you people
1174
<hunter> i dont see the point in being late by only 10 minutes
1175
<hunter> just because you ask the mountain to come to you doesnt mean it will
1176
<hunter> pag SL, dapat lagay mong reason Sick
1177
<hunter> break dance in case of fire
1178
<hunter> i cant eat a foodcourt
1179
<hunter> tsk that’s my problem
<hunter> too much talent
1180
<hunter> failure is the seed of reading
1181
<hunter> i want to make uwi na
1182
stang (roy): i dont like moving shit around for incremental value
stang (roy): effort
stang (roy): burn to the face na lang
1183
Singlish: It’s the same as english but they’re singing…
1184
I wouldn’t want to be in Singapore… They don’t have bacon…
1185
<hunter> wth naman yung tanong
<hunter> as if confucius could be as wise as me
1186
<hunter> what if pwede mo irestart yung db pero merong 1% chance na mamatay ka, would you still do it?
1187
<hunter> im not joining any cult until i know what it is
<hunter> well, does the cult worship me?
1188
<hunter> [anagram] ipsen
1189
<hunter> nung first trip ko to hk
<hunter> kasi for some reason i got involved in a street chopstick fight
<hunter> i lost badly, then the maintenance man at our building offered to train me so that i could win the tournament
1190
<hunter> left hand on scabbard, right hand on sword hilt
1191
<hunter> preface your face
1192
<hunter> what about girl na may bigote
<hunter> > Nagtagumpay ka ba?
<hunter> > bigo, te
1193
<hunter> things can happen even if walang common interests
1194
<hunter> "no" is not a proper response to "why"
1195
<hunter> i can finish things pag may deadline
<hunter> and may TL
<hunter> lol
1196
<hunter> i think all humans at some point in their lives want to tell stories
1197
<hunter> parasol para solb
1198
<hunter> if friends talaga kayo, it’s ok to call him an idiot
<hunter> if not, it’s ok to lose him as a friend
1199
<hunter> loc is like democracy
<hunter> it’s terrible, but it’s better than the alternatives
1200
<hunter> i’m never satisfied
1201
<hunter> bakit tinawag na greenhills e flat area yun
1202
<hunter> disproven na nga yung five senses
<hunter> tapos disprove pa yung go grow and glow
<hunter> was anything from elementary school science even true?!?
1203
<hunter> dapat every payslip merong random chance of some small bonus money
<hunter> para exciting magbukas ng payslip
1204
<hunter> i just got an idea for a new series
<hunter> tsunderecats
1205
<hunter> i dont think age requires life
1206
<hunter> sabi sayo IP addresses are truth
1207
<hunter> how about instead of people buying each other gifts, we each just buy things we want
<hunter> then everybody is happy!
1208
<hunter> better is better
1209
<hunter> sana ipalabas yung zoolander sa Tagalog Movie Channel
<hunter> > mabuti hindi naabutan ng nanay mo na ang anak nya ay naging isang sirena!
<hunter> > syokoy! SYOKOY!
1210
<hunter> dont buy things just because sale
<hunter> that way lies madness
1211
<hunter> i am so, bad at using commas
1212
<hunter> i dont like 2014
<hunter> i want 2012 back
1213
<hunter> wag na din mrt
<hunter> di naman mabubusog tao sa mrt
1214
<hunter> do or do not, there is no pantry
1215
<hunter> experience isnt invincible
1216
<hunter> now i now!
<hunter> NOW!!!
<hunter> nowing is half the battle
1217
<hunter> it’s always weird when babae yung character
<hunter> tapos may male romance options
<hunter> i think i’ll do the lesbian one lol
1218
<hunter> we should give up on Makati FOREVER
1219
<hunter> the sad thing about the movie rush hour is that it’s more than 1 hour
1220
<hunter> > <in-in> na medyo confusing kasi di namin alam kanino ba magpapaalam ng aling mga bagay <- dun ka magpapaalam sa mukhang papayag sa gusto mo
1221
<hunter> sa oa, ginhawa ka
1222
Power strip: it’s when you get naked WITH POWER
1223
debugging is truth
1224
<hunter> kung ako si mar roxas, ang gagawin ko is
<hunter> when the pope arrives in january, i’ll arrange an assassination
<hunter> tapos i would heroically take the bullet meant for the pope
<hunter> pero magsusurivive ako
1225
<hunter> kaya ka nga may #2 kasi sawa ka na sa #1 e
1226
<hunter> im always sir-zoned D:
1227
<hunter> i dont get stuck in traffic, traffic gets stuck around me
1228
<hunter> eating chocs makes me happy and sad at the same time
1229
<hunter> masarap basta libre
<hunter> hindi libre lahat ng masarap
1230
<hunter> if di nyo alam, you’ll enver get it
1231
<hunter> makapangyarihan yung flying saucer, css3 na sya
1232
<hunter> maybe #tic is in your heart
1233
<hunter> > I’m hunter. To save time, let’s just assume I’m always right
1234
every game matters kahit hindi ka x-2 #mtg
1235
<hunter> damnit the backlog doesnt end
1236
<hunter> i just couldnt resist the urge to correct people
1237
sa kintuon cloud lang yung kelangan pure
1238
<hunter> > <gadget> dapat dito lang sa office <- make your own question with your own magic pineapple
1239
<hunter> papasok ako all the time
1240
<hunter> not everyone wants strippers
1241
<hunter> if it’s not in source control, it doesnt exist!
1242
<hunter> the days of reviews are long gone
1243
3:29:31 <hunter> lahat ng ailments nacucure ng sleep
1244
<hunter> ang comedy nitong main server
<hunter> the server is up, but nobody knows where it is
1245
<hunter> pag nasusunog na bahay mo, mag text ka ng TULONG
1246
(4:48:13 PM) stang (roy): this is impossible
(4:48:17 PM) stang (roy): kelangan na ng time machine
1247
<hunter> anyway, 9th worst traffic in the world pa lang daw tayo
<hunter> pwede pa natin galingan
1248
<hunter> yes, i can be a piggy bank for your math problems. actually, i can be for much money
1249
<hunter> we have to go to <some place> to get the <jigglypuff>
1250
<hunter> > <derp> > * mole any suggestions? <– dont listen to them <- agreed. be yourself. no one else can
<hunter> walang ibang lata
1251
<hunter> quantum is latin, just like gollum
1252
<hunter> sana pag pumasok ako ng before 7, may -1 late points
1253
<hunter> stang is the best!
1254
<hunter> parang ang sarap ng feeling ng may progress
1255
<hunter> bacon wants you too
1256
<hunter> the world looks different with smileys disabled
1257
<hunter> people dont change
<hunter> workflow lang ang nagchchange
<hunter> wut
1258
<hunter> you cant spell lesbian without bi
1259
<hunter> kelan kaya kayo magsasawa sa #tic
1260
<hunter> ang baron lang sa modern day is geisler
<hunter> well meron pang tagalog
<hunter> baron tagalog
1261
mahirap kasi maging babae
1262
<hunter> japanese people are corrosive
1263
<hunter> technically, we’re all foreign
1264
<hunter> just because it’s possible doesn’t mean you should do it
1265
<hunter> i was reading this thing about why asians dont have much cheese in their dishes
<hunter> apparently lactose intolerance is the default state for asians
1266
<hunter> 99% of java devs won’t know what that keyword does
<hunter> the other 1% will make you cry
1267
<hunter> today is (a) friday (b) payday (c) valentines eve (d) the 13th
<hunter> it’s like +4 to traffic!
1268
<hunter> august people are the best people
1269
<hunter> move it to a field
<hunter> then it’s now in that field!
1270
<hunter> it’s like transformers
<hunter> there’s more than meets the eye
1271
<hunter> furfur, you know what the 2 hardest problems in programming are right
<hunter> 1. cache invalidation 2. naming things 3. off by one errors
1272
<hunter> takao is an adjective. example: ang takao ni liz!
1273
<hunter> i bet scorpion removes his mask to reveal he’s actually skeletor
1274
<hunter> kaya ko yan gawin, but i dont think you can afford my rates
1275
<hunter> it shouldnt be your business what other people want to put in their ass
<hunter> damnit, dont #tic that
1276
<hunter> everytime i have to use instanceof, I die a little inside
<hunter> adding this as source comment lol
1277
my java is already effective
1278
<hunter> basta may hit points rpg
1279
<hunter> following on twitter isnt stalking
1280
<hunter> di kami pwede magbuild with reckless abandon
1281
<hunter> i can control the nap
<hunter> heck, i can control my sleep
1282
<hunter> magreresign na ko by 2022
<hunter> tatakbo akong presidente
1283
<hunter> surrender is not acceptable!
1284
<hunter> ang sunod sa city ay utsu
1285
- hunter sings ?? i miswa like crazy~ ??
1286
<hunter> look at the letters
<hunter> be one with the letters
<hunter> let them flow through you
1287
<hunter> if it dies then it’s dead
1288
<hunter> nobody really thought you came up with such wisdom on your own
1289
<hunter> kahit tayo kelangan natin ng user guide
1290
<hunter> it’s easy to make any app really fast
<hunter> just remove functionality
1291
<hunter> true or false: we are very, very bad at code reuse
1292
<hunter> pressing the buttons faster wont make me move faster
1293
<hunter> bakit parating bahasa indonesia
1294
<hunter> i’ll just wave my hand and say ako bahala
<hunter> lol
<hunter> tama na to, baka magkatotoo
1295
<hunter> dont listen to x
<hunter> she’s cute, but she’s wrong
1296
<hunter> someone is lying and it’s not me
1297
<hunter> introduce bugs, then go on vacation
1298
<hunter> idk how people can live with 100% full desktops
1299
<hunter> you’re all broken
1300
<hunter> iniindex ko ung internet every night
1301
<hunter> our devs are not taught to use mock objects
1302
<hunter> pag kulang ako ng tulog inaantok ako sa work
<hunter> pag andami kong tulog inaantok pa din ako
1303
<hunter> only firefox has a dinosaur
1304
<hunter> I should put my jabber status space for rent
1305
<hunter> what happens if nde ako pumirma
<hunter> i dont think they can afford to fire me
<hunter> lol
1306
<hunter> why can’t you hear the pterodactly go to the CR?
<hunter> ans: silent P
1307
<hunter> introducing it in one place leads to introducing it everywhere
1308
<hunter> all of my quotes make sense!
1309
<hunter> i dont like mixing bananas with other stuffs
1310
<hunter> basta pogi naaalala mo
1311
<hunter> the purpose of friendship is to have someone to help you hide the bodies
1312
<hunter> I AM THE ONE WHO APPROVES
1313
<hunter> para tipid sa effort, next time maniwala ka na lang agad sakin
1314
<hunter> i’m sure i’ll see the boobs first
1315
<hunter> this is [project], everything is high prio
1316
<hunter> if you know something, ikaw na yung expert
1317
<hunter> i default to assuming everyone is panganay
1318
<hunter> majority of people are panganays
1319
<hunter> tanga
1320
<hunter> maybe man was never meant to work 5 days out of 7
1321
<hunter> what if someday maubusan kayo ng quotes ko
<hunter> where will you get your wisdom then
1322
<hunter> full builds can be made of bandaids too
1323
<hunter> > Minion! Tell the Philippine Minions I require their attention
1324
<hunter> i’m not a negotiating kind of person
<hunter> i’m like yes or no
<hunter> lol
1325
<hunter> sana mondays din na-p-postpone
1326
<hunter> if only we had a devs who could do winona things
<hunter> that’s right, a devs
1327
<hunter> professional ba tayo? :p
1328
<hunter> I regretted it after I typed it
<hunter> but I pressed enter anyway
<hunter> para hindi lang ako may regret
1329
<hunter> happiness is a warm empanada
1330
<hunter> i count complaining about things as work
1331
<hunter> basta may naisip kang pun, responsibilidad mo sa mundo na sabihin yun
<hunter> regardless of how bad it may be
1332
<hunter> I’m the public and I didn’t demand!
1333
<hunter> changes only carry over from old version to new
<hunter> they cant go back in time
1334
<chry> "nothing vindicates quite like victory" - tang, 2010
1335
<hunter> the trick is to care without caring
1336
<hunter> the spirit of the bayonet is to kill and kill relentlessly and without mercy!
1337
<hunter> my favorite function name that I put in an actual program was something like preventTimeTravel()
1338
<hunter> future hunter isnt a whiny bitch and he accepts the consequences of his actions
1339
<hunter> fair naman ako mole, tinitry ko durugin everybody
1340
<hunter> I’m not a fan of radio
<hunter> nde pwede magskip to the next track
1341
<hunter> you should be apathetic towards being a social recluse too
1342
<hunter> the word joke can be used as an insult
<hunter> i.e. "you’re a joke"
1343
<hunter> I don’t want to solve all the problems
<hunter> I want to solve the stupid ones
<hunter> so we can move on to more interesting ones
<hunter> I want the world to be a better place, is that so bad? :p
1344
<hunter> yeah, but no one would complain before when everything was free
<hunter> when things cost money, the dynamic changes
<hunter> people expect things to work
1345
<hunter> my AWESOME was better than your AWESOME
1346
<hunter> what if we hire a guy for the sole purpose of blaming things on him
1347
<hunter> remember: she sells seashells at the sosyal na shoe sale sa may seashore
1348
<hunter> and if you don’t live, you die!
1349
<hunter> if it’s a real sport, expect them to play to win, not to entertain
1350
<hunter> you’re lost without me
1351
<hunter> no one really knows what’s going on
<hunter> we just do what we can to get by
1352
<hunter> it’s like arguing that dogs are reptiles because you dont see eye to eye with biologists
1353
<hunter> edi ireject mo furfur
<hunter> or iaccept mo
<hunter> we cant change the past!
1354
<hunter> > why am i so wise
1355
<hunter> masipag ako fool
1356
<hunter> maybe [framework] is a microcosm of our everyday lives
1357
<hunter> the highest level should be "no longer needs cmmi"
1358
<hunter> when I establish a country, my currency would be small strips of meat
1359
2:55:54 <hunter> someday you have to leave the nest
1360
<hunter> what if someday is today :p
1361
<hunter> bots can’t be kind!
1362
<hunter> dun ka magsusuggest sa papayag sa yo
1363
<hunter> only visible problems get fixed
1364
<hunter> if I evacuate a sinking ship I don’t expect to come back
1365
<hunter> dapat ung CAPTCHA ung ipapanood ung Land Before Time tapos tignan kung iiyak
1366
<hunter> just put bacon and cats
<hunter> then post on reddit
1367
<hunter> people who dream are weak!
1368
<hunter> the spirit is willing, but the body is dreaming!
1369
<hunter> ah…ung pwede i-improve kahit ano by adding "of justice"? :p
1370
<hunter> the penalty for not suiting up should be DEATH
1371
<hunter> TheLight Chuck Norris doesn’t write code, he stares at the IDE and the code writes itself
1372
<hunter> internet explorer - mabagal at walang katuturan
1373
<huntr> just stick to YAGNI
<huntr> keep things simple
1374
<huntr> mas mahirap cumontra pag may kakampi
<huntr> lalo na sa waterfall stage
1375
<huntr> you’re not going to get fired for asking questions
1376
<huntr> I tend to ascribe problems to incompetence (miscommunication) before malice
1377
<huntr> pag harap-harapan mas mabilis magkaintindihan
1378
<huntr> I don’t have to finish a book to know what it’s about :p
1379
<huntr> those who pretend to understand are actually just pretentious
1380
<hunter> don’t ask for help if you don’t want it! :p
1381
<huntr> design philosophy for tables: add fields as you need
1382
<hunter> I’m willing to be bribed for my vote
<hunter> just sayin’
1383
<hunter> we are all prisoners to our own habits
1384
<hunter> sure ka na not needed?
<hunter> then drop them
<hunter> drop their children
<hunter> burn down their homes
<hunter> delete their bos
<hunter> leave no trace
1385
<hunter> magkakaron ng point where we will resolve a dispute by seeing who can toss a table the farthest
1386
<hunter> accreditations are silly little things to provide reassurance to people who dont know any better
1387
<hunter> might not be a bad idea na maglasing bago maglasik
1388
<hunter> PROTIP: if your joke needs a wikipedia entry to be understood, it’s not very good
1389
<hunter> nagaadapt ung ass ko
<hunter> it’s pretty smart
<hunter> it’s a smartass
1390
<hunter> no matter how good you are, youre going to get tired of heroics at some points
<hunter> *some point
<hunter> I guess it’s called burnout
<hunter> mahirap talaga maging magaling lol
1391
<hunter> it’s good to hit the ground running when you can
<hunter> masarap ung feeling ng marami ka nang nagawa before lunch
1392
<hunter> pag tinabi muna ng taxi driver ung taxi para umuhi sya or bumili ng something, I’m tempted to steal his taxi
<hunter> but I don’t know how to drive so it passes
1393
<hunter> after watching the magician yesterday, naconclude ko na mas madali magstandup comedy kung little kids ang audience mo
1394
<hunter> little kids are stupid
<hunter> kahit anong sabihin mo basta may funny face tatawa sila
1395
<hunter> ayaw ko sa either gwapo or panget
1396
<hunter> mrt trains dont have gender
1397
/*
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The new and improved copy workflow function. The old function was not updated
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so as not to break existing functionality. In short, this code has a high chance
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of not working properly. Guess what? Everything in the project is like that!
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That’s how things are. Deal with it. Or review and fix this. That would be better.
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I’m looking at you Brian :P
*/
1398
be the bridge you want to see in the world
1399
<hunter> some manhours are more exhausting than others
1400
<hunter> if may saturday work ka, nde ka dress down ng Friday
1401
<hunter> parang if bibili na rin lang ako ng mac, dapat yung pro na
1402
<hunter> mabilis lang magcleanup ng code
<hunter> delete all
1403
<hunter> just because other people are stupid doesnt mean you should be stupid too
<hunter> hold yourself to a higher standard
1404
<hunter> arent all facts fun
1405
<hunter> roy tang is the answer
1406
complex yun pag gumawa sya ng sarili nyang magic
1407
The code won’t lie to me. It’s honest. It will say exactly what it means.
1408
<hunter> im not good at letting things go
<hunter> also idk what to let go
<hunter> i should just become a sith
1409
<hunter> I AM THE API
1410
<hunter> pag sinabi nyong nde kaya, wag nyo kayanin :p
1411
<hunter> what if nasa simbahan ka ano, tapos bigla kang sumigaw "lord bakit ambagal ng webapp"
1412
<hunter> i should stop working when im not working
1413
<hunter> 99% of work is done by people who are either underqualified (and hence can make mistakes) or overqualified (and hence can be careless)
1414
<hunter> i can only count my steps, not distance :p
1415
<hunter> when everybody else is active, porn
1416
<hunter> fire exits are for the fire to exit
1417
<hunter> you’re not going to die from walking through the rain
1418
<hunter> dreamer wag ka mag emo songs pag monday ng umaga
<hunter> dapat eye of the tiger lang
1419
<hunter> dapat magpakasal ka lang for you
1420
<hunter> yung mga naglilike pero nde nagshshare i guess it means they DONT think its a good idea
1421
<hunter> lalandiin ko pa din si x kahit kasal na
1422
jokes are 99.9% meant
1423
life is just people pretending to live
1424
anyway, if i havent given you this advice before: you dont have to feel guilty for choosing yourself over work. real friends will understand