Roy Tang

These are quotes (allegedly) made by me, compiled by people I know over the years, supposedly because I am a spout of wisdom (?). (Some of them are just me quoting other things, but the people who compiled this list didn’t get the reference.)

There is also a Twitter bot that randomly tweets one of these per day, if you’re into that sort of thing.

Also, please feel free to submit to me any other things I allegedly said you find wise and/or amusing.

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Difficult tasks are like drugs: just say ‘No’.

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it might have been a terrible plan, but sometimes we need to go through the terrible things to make the nonterrible things better

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3

On learning how to make code readable: "These are things you must

seek out on your own."

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"I can choose to pass on the bestness"

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Let’s worry about that in the future

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This is true

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Stop quoting me

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why are there always problems?

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I am an agent of chaos

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that’s how science works… you think of things then you try it… pag na try mo

na then alam mo na

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well of course we dont, we’re not girls

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<hunter> why would you believe an economist

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focus only on what matters

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why do we always have problems coming up at the last moment

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i do it out of a sense of responsibility

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<hunter> I suggest you doublecheck your facts!

<hunter> in fact, trees are plants

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this can only end in le disaster

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repeat after me: I am not my code

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maybe its lunchtime

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I wonder if i should tweet these tangincheek posts

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I’ll allow it

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<hunter> man, they all sound the same

<hunter> i dont know if i chose the right song

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<hunter> attempt lang?

<hunter> nde kelangan magsucceed?

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<hunter> oh complain to mr xxx? i do that all the time

<hunter> well i complain to everyone

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<hunter> someone spilled cheese rings all over me

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<hunter> but will it blend?

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they’re young and in love

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<hunter> the word disabled looks weird

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<hunter> I’m on a horse

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<hunter> look at your answer

<hunter> then look at the question

<hunter> look back

<hunter> your answer is now diamonds

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<hunter> magWHO kaya ako

<hunter> para syang Elixir sa Final Fantasy

<hunter> iipunin mo para sa final boss

<hunter> tapos pagdating dun, nde mo rin magagamit

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<hunter> > <c> dapat may idea tayo ng industry average so we can stop

being too hard on ourselves <- are you aiming to be just average?

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ortigas is literally right next to qc

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provide for yourself you bums

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but it’s like trading the current set of problems for a different set of problems that i’m not familiar with

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<hunter> wala na kong sin

<hunter> i’m immaculate

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parang level ni paxi ung logic

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<hunter> well maybe it’s because i dont judge people by their

appearances

<hunter> as long as you still have the same number of bones

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no one wins when religion is debated

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i have a good tool

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i just pick a direction and go

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it doesnt matter where you go, as long as you’re going

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just wander aimlessly

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life is lived moment to moment

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<hunter> just derp along

<hunter> you’ll be fine

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I am here. You may rejoice

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finish your plate!

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let’s get dangerous

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i have special powers

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<hunter> it’s annoying when you just want to do a thing, but then there’s a process

<hunter> that needs to be followed

<hunter> and you feel like "bah, wag na lang"

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thats what you get for stalking

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<hunter> no, we dont want to talk about it

<hunter> it was a traumatizing experience

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C: Master @tangincheek, what is your opinion on socialized health care?

<hunter> socialized health care is cool

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<hunter> i dont like communism

<hunter> capitalism4life

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<hunter> but the whole world will be fine

<hunter> fine fine time

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why does it matter na wala kaming risk

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<hunter> if you love him, set him free

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<hunter> dont worry

<hunter> other people have terrible code too

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EDSA is never done

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<hunter> teka iniisip ko pa kung best na ung bacon

<hunter> i also like spam

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<hunter> alam nyo ung mga asian foods

<hunter> bakit konti lang ang cheese

<hunter> sa mga asian dishes

<hunter> is it because we dont have enough cows

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<hunter> man, ayoko talaga ng may dextrose lol

<hunter> although iniimagine ko ganun pakiramdam ni wolverine

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<hunter> i wonder if i’m doing premature optimization

<hunter> it’s the root of all evil!

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<hunter> c wala kasing automated tests, so may Fear

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<hunter> wag kang magcocommit ng anything that will break other things

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<hunter> however, i’m ok with the plan that involves hitting

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<hunter> i would kill for pizza

<hunter> no questions asked

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<hunter> people arent forced to rape =/

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<hunter> i’ll fix everything

<hunter> but first i’ll take a nap

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mark my words, this will haunt us later

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may naisip ako… Pag ang janitor ay isang spy, pwede siya

tawagin na cleaning agent

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<hunter> i wouldnt want people to stay just for the money if they’re not happy

<hunter> people should go where they’re happy

<hunter> money affects your happiness minimums, not your maximums

<hunter> your maximums are limited by things like bad work environment, bad coworkers, etc

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option 4: we agree to this change, then no more changes ever again

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i will not bestow wisdom just for your entertainment!

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im crowdsourcing the work

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it’s wrong in the wrong way!

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btw, +2 ung Vagina

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wala pa sating pinanganak nung time ni rizal!

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<jaeger> we’re planning a revolution

<jaeger> kelangan mag blood compact muna

<jaeger> mlm

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<jaeger> i dont have the Problems tab open

<jaeger> meron din siguro

<jaeger> i’m more concerned about the billions of TODO and FIXME

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i’ll judge who i want!

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<jaeger> i give up

<jaeger> i’ll let my lawyer handle it

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OK, hindi ko pala problem ung getting wet/dirty, since ok lang sakin magswim. Ayaw ko lang yata mag activities.

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stangby

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I want to laze around.

Weekends are for being lazy.

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<jaeger> problem kasi talaga ung may standards doc tayo that doesnt necessarily conform with the reality of the code

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<jaeger> sorry is only if I was wrong

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"stop being poor… be awesome instead (wut)"

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"Be wary of what you read on the internet."

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"pero yung basurahan, hindi siya hungry"

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<jaeger> nde naman effective ito e

<jaeger> kung ang goal is to reduce lates/sls

<jaeger> dapat may parusa na lang. pag nagkawarning, magpapakalbo

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jaeger> yung problem pa kasi dito sa current incentive program, even if mageffort ka, most probably wala ka pa ring prize

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foreseeing is for psychics

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<jaeger> sana kofi ang pinangalan ni norman black sa anak nya

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the world is a selfish place

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<stang (roy)> yung handling for each screen

<stang (roy)> has to be by each screen :p

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<jaeger> do protestants observe lent

<jaeger> or easter

<jaeger> meron bang celebration na kasabay nung easter sunday

<jaeger> are you getting free holidays from us

<jaeger> i dont want you to have free holidays

<jaeger> dapat kami lang

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guys, sa tingin nyo ba dapat may height reqt ang mga pulis?

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<jaeger> time warps are also time space warps

<jaeger> with space warp set to 0

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<jaeger> HOT

<jaeger> IM SO HOT RIGHT NOW

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we need to be more ruthless vs copy paste code

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and now, you’re refreshed!

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thats how science works… once na replicate mo na… its true

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why cant i leave you guys alone for 1 day without a bunch of

urgent things appearing when i get back

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<jaeger> so kanina ang haba ng pila ng fx

<jaeger> tapos nung malapit na ko, ung dumating na fx, may sticker sa likod for nancy binay

<jaeger> i was like, sasakay ba ko dito

<jaeger> luckily nde ako umabot

<jaeger> grabe, the driver might be an idiot!

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<jaeger> parang gagamitin ko na yung insult na "siguro iboboto mo si nancy binay"

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sharks are not fish. [they’re mammals]

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does anyone have severe allergic reaction to pregnant women?

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kanina i was lucid dreaming inside my dream

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nde ko masing in my head e

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Imagine dati it’d take months for news to travel from Europe to Asia and vice-versa; Nowadays, malungkot ka na pag lampas 1 second ang ping.

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<jaeger> im just glad nde tayo nakeep ng japan

<jaeger> i dont speak japanese

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the price of being the best is to always be the best

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<jaeger> excited lang ako magtrabaho kanina

<jaeger> but now i’m tired

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• macho do you find it funny that people hold on to their handsfree headset while speaking to the person on the other end of the line?

<jaeger> parang si professor x lang pag ginagamit ung telepathy

<jaeger> kelangan hawakan ung gilid ng ulo

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if you dont know whether you need to set it to true, you probably don’t

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effing unforeseen consequences

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<jaeger> ayoko na magtrabaho

<jaeger> nakakapagod today

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your standards are going down

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wanton? Mabigat yun

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you need to have a higher standard

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hindi ko gaanong naintindihan ung Prince Caspian, basta talo na sila sa war so they needed a talking lion to help them

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complicated lang kasi ayaw mong isimplify

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<jaeger> para kang si nancy

<jaeger> wala ka namang track record pero feeling mo dapat pagkatiwalaan ka namin na kaya mo gawin

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i should stop before i inadvertently say something sagey

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c you are not your music library

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<jaeger> i often have trouble with pearl jam titles

<jaeger> like they have that song where the title is old woman in a small town or something

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<jaeger> i loled

<jaeger> you guys give me such joy

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happiness is free

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<jaeger> meron bang occupation where if the girl had that job, ayaw mo na sa kanya?

<jaeger> kunwari magtataho, ok lang sa yo?

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good things come to those who go out and work for it

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<jaeger> never ka naman magkakaron ng certainty sa buhay

<jaeger> so just move forward even with doubt

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step 1. do it

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marami ka pang kakaining extra rice

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<jaeger> you hate too easily

<jaeger> the dark side is strong within you

<jaeger> what fear you?

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pag nawalan tayo ng kuryente, mag-c-CVS tayo by hand

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Since napanood ko na Iron Man 1, papanoorin ko na lang Iron Man 2. That way, parang napanood ko na din yung 3, kasi 2+1 equaaaals…

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doing nothing doesnt train you in any way

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even if you blabber nonsensically, at least you’ll be able to correct later

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<jaeger> it’s ok to try and fail

<jaeger> dont be like tz

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<jaeger> dont overthink it

<jaeger> just start talking about something, anything

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<jaeger> we should make a chart

<jaeger> i like charts

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<jaeger> dapat umiwas ka na lang sa mga taong confused or disrespectful in general

<jaeger> instead of being racist

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have you opened your Anagram Eye?

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you dont get back time

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<jaeger> if the increase depends on hardships, if you had the same hardships this year as the year before, does it mean wala kang increase?

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<jaeger> nde mo naman kelangan magtrabaho ng 8 hours now

<jaeger> you dont even need to work at all

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you let yourself be blinded by fear

don’t let yourself be controlled by fear

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<jaeger> that’s terrible

<jaeger> also it’s the sort of thing no one would notice if i "accidentally" removed it

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ang hirap magwork hard, nakakaantok

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i dont plan to die

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<jaeger> be that way

<jaeger> noone ever tells me anything

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<jaeger> guys, bawal na magwithdraw ng more than 100k

<jaeger> how will i live

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<jaeger> bawal na rin bumili ng liquor

<jaeger> i dunno why that’s needed

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<jaeger> ang init

<jaeger> i’m so hot right now

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<jaeger> dapat may anagrams training course tayo

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<jaeger> tag-100 naman minimum ung vote buying

<jaeger> ang cheap nung bente pesos lang

<jaeger> parang corneto

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<jaeger> dont worry about it too much

<jaeger> someone has to be last

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<jaeger> wang na ass pa

<jaeger> asswang

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i dont know i dont have feelings

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is anyone ever really happy

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number of devs na hindi nagbabasa ng mail so far: 4

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i have a dirty finger

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[anagram] BUTTSXE

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<jaeger> that’s not a word

<jaeger> get your mind out of the gutter

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<jaeger> the stock markey doesnt care about nancy binay

<jaeger> basta stable ang elections

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dapat ba bawal ang mga criminal sa public office

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want me to show you my dirty finger?

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wang can be your staff

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all of your combos are bad!

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<jaeger> excluding poor people because reasons

<jaeger> that’s a slippery slope to tyranny and oppression

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<jaeger> you can be a tyrant

<jaeger> mas madali maging efficient pag evil

<jaeger> but then you’d have to be evil

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<jaeger> being evil is always easy

<jaeger> people would never be evil if it was hard

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<jaeger> did you read the part where i said "im not sure"?

<jaeger> it means idkshit

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pano kaya kung may hell’s kitchen for programmers

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they have wires in haiti!

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We’re going to die

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merong mga tao na tanging dahas lang ang naiintindihan

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we’re in peril! :p

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<jaeger> kasi naman

<jaeger> you can’t just say "editable grid" then understood na

<jaeger> you say "editable grid" i hear "problems"

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<jaeger> i just thought you’d like a warning

<jaeger> editable grids are like the hardest thing to get right

<jaeger> kasi everyone expects na naiintindihan mo na

<jaeger> when the truth is, maraming details na kelangan ispecify

<jaeger> and marami kayong case na hindi agad maiisip ihandle

<jaeger> tapos everyone does it differently pa

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<hunter> pag lasing ka kasi you cant drive

<hunter> so you have to take the bus

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quinote ko sya in the future

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everything’s important

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<jaeger> rich naman mga ateneans

<jaeger> they have cars

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antagal ko na nagHTML nde ko pa rin naiintindihan ang CSS floats

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nobody tells me im wrong!

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sa gabi lang nagkakatruck sa visayas

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<jaeger> meron ba tayong main.css where I can just add stuff

<jaeger> without having to theme

<jaeger> i dislike theme

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parang ung nagfollowup ka agad sa waiter, kakakuha pa lang nya ng order

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<jaeger> wag kang malumbay

<jaeger> stop being sad

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(5:17:58 PM) stang (roy): this might not be accurate

(5:18:18 PM) stang (roy): but hey, you only live once

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when will the weather change so that we dont have this ridiculous heat all the time

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<jaeger> kung kelan malapit na uwian, the server decides it wants to be cleaned

• jaeger kicks server

<jaeger> nde na ko mag OT, it

<jaeger> it’s stressful

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i want to join the fun but i cant think of any wang puns atm

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i dont see how that could be answered objectively

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<jaeger> then bakit ito yung prize if no one likes it!

<jaeger> ayaw ko rin kaya ko pinapamigay

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sometimes i regret automatically replying to all

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<jaeger> i was about to say we have ridiculously long file names

<jaeger> but then i remembered emeeting

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<jaeger> well

<jaeger> nangyari sakin last week where it was actually useful to have DoAfterDoAfterInsert

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i cant be expected to remember all the great things i say!

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it’s friday, i should be allowed to destroy things

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how did you expect me to understand that without context

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pwedeng walang ginagawa and not be bored

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Rock makes you immortal

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if rock makes you immortal… then that explains Steven Tyler

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ano mas maangas na reply: "yup" or "yeah"

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nde ba better posture is better

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ang hirap hindi magslouch when i’m always around little people

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game, mula ngayon, pagalitan nyo ako if i’m slouching

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<jaeger> i’m going to put the ff in an email reply:

<jaeger> Technically speaking, we have not implemented anything like this before; we just like to pretend we can do it when we respond to presales.

<jaeger> too snarky?

<jaeger> but it’s the truth!

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<jaeger> hindi kasi natin triny talaga sa proposals

<jaeger> we just literally pretend that we can do it

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the main risk is that i might be completely wrong :p

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at 19, many people are still stupid

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catholics are christians!

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testers try nyo sa bug report description, sa dulo merong "ayusin mo"

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you know what they say about regular expressions

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who is the boss of you?

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i know when i’ve clicked!

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madalas hindi ko nadidistinguish yung mga girls

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<jaeger> just become a hobo

<jaeger> and live under a bridge or something

<jaeger> tapos after 2 weeks show up at the office, shaggy and unshaven

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<jaeger> stop using opera you hipster

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<jaeger> try mo mag get latest

<jaeger> baka merong gwapo na nagcommit ng fix pero hindi pa tinest

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<hunter> sabi ko lang mahal

<hunter> tapos when i looked around wala na sya

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when im walking and trying to keep my posture straight, i feel more pompous than usual

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ang condition ko to buy a car is pag meron akong driver

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<jaeger> .css("display", "awesome") pala

<jaeger> hindi naging awesome yung page mo?

<jaeger> baka it only works if awesome din yung nagexecute

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whatever you do, dont cross the streams #programming

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<jaeger> it’s isn’t necessary for the picker picker to be randomly picked

<jaeger> therefore pwedeng isa lang ung picker picker

<jaeger> and no need for a picker picker picker

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kahit magpaupgrade ka your eclipse will still hang a lot

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tayo kaya ako ng restaurant, house of bacon

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<jaeger> so i was tempted to go to hungry hippo for bacon rice

<jaeger> but i was like, "nah, too unhealthy"

<jaeger> so i went to east

<jaeger> and the very first stall when i went in had a tray of bacon

<jaeger> @_@

<jaeger> cant fight fate!

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pag worldnews walang nakakaalam

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find yourself some beaches

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dont make up terms

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there’s something more complicated than a regex?

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that’s where i overheard someone commenting na may libro na raw agad yung les miserables

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we’re still using the old stupid tag classes

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<jaeger> natawa ako dun sa image of marriage announcement between Amy Wang and Brad Holder

<jaeger> the Wang-Holder nuptials

<jaeger> get your mind out of the gutter

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you cant cougar them all

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im not lazy because i want to be lazy. im lazy so that no one else has to be

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i will gladly fall on this sword for you guys

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also, mulan is better

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<jaeger> you can talk to globe, but smart cares

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<jaeger> why are you asking me

<jaeger> i cant help it if im a big deal

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i dont just give out my jokes for free

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trust me, im french

i can french press 300 pounds

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it must be fate

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tanong mo muna kung 0 ka or 1

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smelling things that are burning, my one weakness

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malakas ba ung smell ng something burning? baka mamatay tayo

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<jaeger> thats not a weakness

<jaeger> its a feature

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you’re overpreparing, just do it

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<jaeger> wala akong pagibig e, pagasa lang

<jaeger> wut

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<jaeger> marami namang uses ang payong

<jaeger> nde lang pang ulan

<jaeger> pwede rin pang araw

<jaeger> or as a weapon

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<jaeger> oh, have you heard about the indie game Octodad

<jaeger> it’s about an octobus trying to pretend to be a normal human in a normal family

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i want to try different cheeses

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<jaeger> asia is huge

<jaeger> it should be asia

<jaeger> mas malaki ung odds

<jaeger> of tomatoes

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we have so much crappy unused code scattered everywhere

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whats with the haikus? / i dont know how to do that / refridgerator

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<jaeger> ki in that picture looks the same as i’ve seen him in person

<jaeger> i never thought of him as pogi…but then again, i’m a guy

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<jaeger> you should be reaching out to them more

<jaeger> dont be your usual stoic self

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well, just stalk them on facebook until you’re comfortable enough

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<jaeger> well the problem is

<jaeger> you’re a plant

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san daw galing ang power ng koreans

edi sa korean-te

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ang metro manila mabudburan lang ng konting ulan, floods and traffic na

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<jaeger> sad news guise

<jaeger> it’s not bread and spread today

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<jaeger> grabe kagabi sa bus bay ng mega

<jaeger> may dagat ng tao

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<jaeger> i imagine some toys attending a convention

<jaeger> bawal daw ang humans

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actually, im tired of being german

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<hunter> just leave your stuff behind

<hunter> be free of the trappings of this world

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<hunter> you pirates!

<hunter> arrrr

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<hunter> i’m just being helpful

<hunter> and yet you doubt me

<hunter> how hard it is to be a helpful man

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mamayang rush hour pa uulan

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<hunter> i dont blame him

<hunter> ayaw ko rin magfarm

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<hunter> are you a crack addict

<vongola> wth are you buying pirated stuff

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<hunter> lion king 1/2? is it like ranma 1/2?

<hunter> simba becomes a girl pag nabasa ng tubig

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wala bang crook handle ang condoms mo

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i know things!

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hey tama lahat ng pronunciation ko

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<hunter> i cant pronounce z anyway

<hunter> it led to some confusion when i kept talking about dragonball sea

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lol you dont have to get them all!

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im not really into pokemon

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what? my repository’s not good enough for you?

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Ang useful nitong MMDA traffic mirror; pwede ako makipagargue sa taxi pag sinabi nya matraffic. I’ll argue with the taxi, but not the driver

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i dont mind being approved

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<hunter> what if hindi natuloy yung robbery sa home alone

<hunter> tas andun pa lahat ng traps paguwi ng family

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the only reason to go to hk is for work!

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<hunter> how can he be male

<hunter> he doesnt wear pants

<hunter> there’s nothing there!

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i already fixed 2 bugs today, that’s productive right

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291

what if nagkatypo sa template nung pcv. tapos the form was named PRETTY CASH VOUCHER

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292

<hunter> so im playing this rpg right

<hunter> and i had to give a first name and a last name

<hunter> I always use "Guy" as a first name sa rpgs

<hunter> tapos wala akong maisip na last name so I put "Hunter"

<hunter> i’m already 40 hours in before ko napansin na Guy Hunter didnt sound good

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293

<hunter> considering how mission-critical winona is, it needs to be more stable

<hunter> like it should have horses

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294

<hunter> that thing with the singles-baiting is one of the things i dislike about weddings

<hunter> that and the beheadings

<hunter> i mean, it’s fine if people volunteer for it

<hunter> but it’s annoying when napipilitan mga tao

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295

democracy is a bad idea

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296

never trust developers, they are tricksy folk

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297

try mo mag gugel to find a way

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298

I shoudn’t be held responsible for things I say or do past 2am

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299

Code written past midnight is the most dangerous code

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300

<hunter> ugh, i dunno how users work

<hunter> i’ll stay out of this

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301

bawal mag-NO sakin

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302

binigyan ka na ng opening, you blew it

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303

tz walks into a bar. "Ouch," he says

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304

hunter so a dyslexic walks into a bra

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305

i remember na iniisip ko before pag naging formal ang dress code, magreresign na ako (ulit)

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306

<hunter> gagawa ako ng shop, Snack Overflow

<hunter> well, maybe i’ll just put it in the RPG i’m going to make

<hunter> that’s cheaper

<hunter> i’ll also put in the RPG that NPC who just says "I’m working on a project with Java"

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307

Never ka naman magkakaron ng certainty sa buhay so just move forward even with doubt

---

308

pag merong mahirap sagutin, magjojoke lang ako or tatahimik and let mr xxx figure it out haha

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309

you should have dressed as a plumber

---

310

anyway, the good thing is i got free lunch

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311

i kept wondering if deep inside they were thinking that the practices were really incompetent

---

312

oh man, if you say either pineapple or bacon or hawaiian i might interrupt with something ridiculous

---

313

parang mamamatay ka pag nasa bubong ka ng mrt

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314

<hunter> i think my intuition is pretty good here

<hunter> there’s a high probability that they are from cebu

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315

very few people complain when they get started

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316

dapat may naeearn na dress-down offset

---

317

youd like that wouldnt you

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318

hey, im just representing the people here

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319

<hunter> also, jollibee fries > mcdo fries

<hunter> might be because i dont like mcdo in general haha

<hunter> im just against american imperialism

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320

i was just expressing how much i dont care

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321

clowns are scared of me

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322

you underestimate how much people love l4d2

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323

the first step is admitting it

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324

wait, we’re not talking about animals right

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325

Magtrabaho tayo kahit brownout

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326

mental note: make a class named SomeSortOfUtils

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327

what separates duty and responsibility?

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328

at sa yong pagliban, ang tanging pabaon ko ay jollibee

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329

you dont get to ask me questions without authenticating

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330

dev kasi ako, so ang gusto ko yung mas madali para sa devs :p

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331

love is like a rhino. if it cannot find a way, it will make a way

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332

the unwritten rule is in your heart

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333

<hunter> step 1: read

<hunter> step 2: ???

<hunter> step 3: prophet!

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334

if i leave, im not standing by!

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335

<hunter> it’s not like we can plan ahead of time when shit happens pag malapit na yung target

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336

<hunter> sino may sala

<hunter> may sala kami sa bahay

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337

(AM) renz: <hunter> they can prism me all they want

<hunter> magpose pa ko

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338

now i’m really not sure what crack you’re smoking

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339

baka mabagal dahil andito na kayo lahat

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340

should i kill the others who are using it?

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341

sayang naman 4g if it;s being stupid

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342

naka off emotions

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343

i feel like a true fan would have taken the challenge

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344

i didnt see that written anywhere! #unwrittenlaws

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345

<hunter> pag salted, two users with the same password will have different random strings

<hunter> yung isa matabang

<hunter> wut

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346

zombies are too dead to get points

---

347

<hunter> it’s practically friday

<hunter> i can almost smell the weekend

---

348

it’s a good thing we’re standby then!

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349

SCS. That’s what our problem is

---

350

don’t try to justify yourself

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351

no problems? That’s better!

---

352

Who are you calling an idiots?

---

353

toughen the **** up

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354

uh, please rephrase your question in a manner specific to your problem

---

355

<hunter> there is no in general at the moment

<hunter> there is only the case by case basis

---

356

<hunter> well mura yun for you and me

<hunter> but poor people will be sad

---

357

how treacherous!

---

358

that’s how you became a rich guy!

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359

gusto ko maging hermit

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360

you already give that service for free!

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361

bawal na lang magkacritical sa gabi

---

362

are you questioning my beliefs?!?

---

363

in the early 22nd century, metro manila declares independence and you need a passport in addition to the toll fee when coming in through the nlex

---

364

that’s so 80s

---

365

i hear you volunteering

---

366

<hunter> on the contrary

<hunter> everytime they win tuwang-tuwa sila

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367

i would never say something so outrageous

---

368

<hunter> well no

<hunter> feeling ko relax pa rin sila

<hunter> theyre probably having crumpets right now

<hunter> and chit chatting about the royal baby

---

369

<hunter> anyway, let’s not worry about it

<hunter> basta let’s do our best!

---

370

<hunter> i dont blame people

<hunter> but it’s josiah’s fault

---

371

DI pwedeng driven by emotions ang diet

---

372

<hunter> what kelan ko yan sinabi

<hunter> i feel like half the things you quote about me arent true

---

373

mas malungkot ba ang centimeter kesa sa meter

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374

we dont know what everyone will want

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375

eh, whatever

---

376

di na importante ang kasaysayan. You should focus on the present

---

377

(8:13:46 PM) stang (roy): wala ka namang titignan

(8:13:49 PM) stang (roy): it’s not a mystery

---

378

<hunter> hanggang 12 lang yung uat talaga

<hunter> yung extra hour is for shenanigans

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379

the answer is always "I dont know, but we can find out together"

---

380

what if it’s just me being popular

---

381

i cant see beyond Monday

---

382

matakot kayo pag gumalaw ang edsa

---

383

i dont think translating hentai is a problem

---

384

<hunter> oh youre asking me

<hunter> i thought you were informing me lol

---

385

<hunter> well, in the first year of my presidency

<hunter> the first budget i submit will have no allocation for pork barrel

---

386

hindi naman ako yung susuko e

---

387

i’m also immune to chemicals

---

388

<hunter> i’ve actually already done the profiling

<hunter> but i cant find anything of interest

<hunter> but then again i wasnt looking too hard

---

389

nde na kasi kayo mahal ng nanay nyo

---

390

when you play the game of the generals, you win, you die, or you both die.

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391

too late, i got dibs

---

392

what if we outlaw being excessively rich?

---

393

<hunter> feeling ko nde na talaga ako pwede

<hunter> parating may mga crisis starting 9pm

---

394

there’s such a thing as boobs being too big

---

395

it’s not like we’re strangers

---

396

i wouldnt want to live in a place where pants are illegal

---

397

<hunter> ang tagal ko pinagisipan nung violators will be whipped

<hunter> other options were: violaters will be flogged

<hunter> violators will be tarred and feathered

---

398

pro landian

---

399

i dislike this girl

---

400

sa side ko i’m like "it’s written right there!"

---

401

sino ba yung mentor? baka mas gwapo ako

---

402

in fairness, maraming nakabasa nung violators will be whipped

---

403

<hunter> i dislike na hardcoded yung pangalan ko dun sa calendar

<hunter> the only way to get out of it is to recruit someone else named Roy

---

404

what if humans didnt do stupid things

---

405

stupid humans!

---

406

<hunter> stupid humans!

<hunter> .

<hunter> bat kayo tumahimik

<hunter> sorry for calling you humans stupid

---

407

<hunter> try using eskyuel for the actual word sequel

• hunter napanood mo na yung SQL ng despicable me?

---

408

<hunter> catholic priests dont have sects

<hunter> other catholics can have as much sects as they want

---

409

it doesnt feel like anything, thats the point

---

410

<hunter> thats what happens when you bumble around!

---

411

<hunter> im not sure that person exists

<hunter> baka alamat lang

<hunter> baka si jsze

---

412

it seems kahit walang uat, we can create our own crisis

---

413

lets panic more tomorrow

---

414

by default you assume trouble

---

415

// When problems are encountered, show them you’re still okay. Be Strong! #actualcodecomment

---

416

alangan naman may sat work sa fri

---

417

<hunter> im curious which part of the sentence x had trouble parsing

<hunter> well, hindi pala sya sentence

---

418

<hunter> i remember all your birthdays

<hunter> pero hindi ako bumabati

---

419

ask, like a man

---

420

e kasi naman suspicious talaga!

---

421

is this "survey" for a "friend"?

---

422

im always serious

---

423

who says you won

---

424

only the final round matters

---

425

<hunter> pano kaya pag magresign ako bigla

<hunter> hirap maging responsable lol

---

426

<hunter> ganyan naman lahat ng tao

<hunter> it’s easier to get angry over email/chat/internets whatever

<hunter> kesa face to face

<hunter> kasi impersonal

---

427

<hunter> im not sure if one should suddenly decide to take a month off while stressed

<hunter> making decisions while stressed is a bad idea

---

428

is there a place we can go where we can just shout out loud

---

429

I don’t know how to work with humans

---

430

<hunter> unions are bad

<hunter> dapat union all

---

431

home is where the ps3 is

---

432

marriage doesnt automatically lead to children

---

433

dont discriminate by color!

---

434

wala pang ibang nakaintindi nung joke

---

435

1:30:22 <hunter> you got rejected?

<hunter> that implies you actually tried something!

---

436

<hunter> no i dont mind

<hunter> it’s only banned when you’re being annoying

---

437

did you know you can put on headphone and shout at people and its okay

---

438

alam mo naman si Eclipse, dapat di mo ibully. You must handle it gently

---

439

uwi na kayo. Ang babaw nyo na

---

440

I cant simply explain the matrix

---

441

nothing like a critical to wake you up in the morning

---

442

I wanted a breakfast meal

I got a jolly hotdog

I’ve never been more disappointed with a jolly hotdog in my life

---

443

we need more statuses

---

444

<hunter> we should refer to colors IRL by winona status

• hunter for fixing na yung traffic light!

---

445

we dont have time for shenanigans

---

446

<hunter> you can watch me enjoy the device

<hunter> iykwim

---

447

<hunter> I’ve already slept on it

<hunter> it would help if you guys donated say P200 each to support me

<hunter> it’s not like i can’t afford it

---

448

<hunter> grabe may data cap

<hunter> how savage

---

449

dictatorship naman ako e

---

450

ganyan talaga when being evasive

---

451

<hunter> let the food come to you

<hunter> be like honey to flies

---

452

if narereplicate nyo na, that’s not really a problem

---

453

well, bigger is always better

---

454

dont reply to me

---

455

in fact kung walang makakapansin, maguuwi na lang ako ng isa

---

456

idk and idc

---

457

im all out of ****s to give

---

458

<hunter> shift ka rin

<hunter> oh sorry, mali basa ko

---

459

<hunter> we’re at the brink of insanity kahit andito ako

<hunter> masanay ka na lang na living on the edge

---

460

someone should answer my question, it’s important

---

461

that way lies madness

---

462

baka lang meron kang more critical things to worry about

---

463

hindi bumabalik ang hp pag hindi ka pa natutulog

---

464

sabi kasi nya ok daw sa umaga, you just talk about not doing things until i arrive

---

465

<hunter> we dont have ample time for future projects either

<hunter> we just keep getting into time debt

---

466

nahihirapan nga ako isipin kung anong date na at any given time

---

467

<hunter> what?

<hunter> its because we’re not amateurs

<hunter> we only use professional utils

---

468

i believe in you!

---

469

i feel like we need more descriptive constants

---

470

parang kadarating ko lang dinner na iniisip ko

---

471

be the change you want to see in the world

---

472

that’s always a bad sign

---

473

it was a good decision to switch

---

474

no time like the presence

---

475

i want to stop patching =/

---

476

nung bata ako, santa clause believed in me

---

477

my only experience with a chimney involved us getting smoked out of the house

---

478

that’s BS. 3 year olds are idiots

---

479

If it looks like the weather’s about to clear and you can go out, don’t do it! These rains are sneaky!

---

480

<hunter> i have a problem

<hunter> dalawa na yung payong ko dito sa office

---

481

<hunter> baka kulang yung binigay nyang letters

<hunter> tapos umuwi na sya

<hunter> and nde tayo makakatulog

---

482

<hunter> did you like store everything i ever said

<hunter> i dont even remember that

---

483

<hunter> unattainable daw yung sagot

<hunter> kasi kulang ng isang n

---

484

buti nga dalawang piraso yung 2pc chicken mo

---

485

we should just give up on everything and go home

---

486

<hunter> he was looking for you

<hunter> you’re like ships passing in the night

---

487

<hunter> wth may nagquote na agad sakin sa twitter

<hunter> you’d know if you had twitter

---

488

you could have saved time by just believing what i said

---

489

you dont want to be punched in the guy

---

490

my explanation was perfect

---

491

there was a fold in space where the ads were

---

492

guys, anong plano nyong gawin sa buhay

---

493

that means im the best

---

494

it feels like it would be irresponsible

---

495

i dont like parties

---

496

dapat pag nagfriend request, may mandatory field to explain who the hell you are

---

497

it must be destiny

---

498

you and your indians

---

499

<hunter> then email him

<hunter> and complain

---

500

<hunter> im sorry

<hunter> i just made this one on the fly

---

501

<hunter> sabi na talaga

<hunter> basta magpatch tayo, may problem

<hunter> you say patching, I hear problems

---

502

<hunter> i also have to do things secretly

<hunter> para magimprove yung stealth skills

---

503

camden and do not delay

---

504

who is the cheesemonger #gameofthrones

---

505

your hardware is tired

---

506

he thought he could be a decent man in an indecent time

---

507

i’d try it, but…publishing

---

508

we can’t bend time

---

509

yould you rather be a cute kitten or a manly dog?

---

510

work from hell

---

511

what if you dont do the work and be happy?

---

512

<hunter> e kung philippine government na lang ang client natin

<hunter> edi sana may pork barrel na tayo

---

513

it’s called half uk shift because it only makes half sense

---

514

dont tell me what to do!

---

515

pag pwede magpause, that basically includes teleportation except nakakapagod

---

516

pag nagpause ka, hindi ka din makakagalaw

---

517

<hunter> minsan surprise lang sa gabi on the way back from dinner

<hunter> it felt like nature’s rage

---

518

let future us worry about it!

---

519

hindi ako makauwi because of this chismis

---

520

<hunter> it happens more often than you think

<hunter> i’ve said too much

<hunter> i must go

---

521

<hunter> what is this janet

<hunter> why do you have a project that is attuned to current events

<hunter> ngo daw tayo e

---

522

are you justice?!?

---

523

do you think i dont keep up to date?

---

524

<hunter> Technology meets genius Extensize training. opportunities for growth. Excellent work environment.

<hunter> spot the problems

---

525

<hunter> south people dont matter!

<hunter> hagcollection

---

526

northern master race vs filthy southern peasants

---

527

<hunter> dont tell him!

<hunter> hindi pa nya alam!

---

528

<hunter> no!

<hunter> cover your eyes!

---

529

pano kung may verb na chowk

---

530

inulit mo lang yung words

---

531

<hunter> what if lahat ng error message natin may "Sadly,"

<hunter> Sadly, no workflow action is associated with this form.

---

532

<hunter> ang brittle na ng metro manila

<hunter> konting ulan lang

---

533

yung problem is you can’t really beat the final boss ship unless you grind a bit

---

534

<hunter> > <c> sana di kami [framework] sa janet <- dapat improve mo na lang yung [framework] instead of complaining about it

---

535

<hunter> we’ll see about that

<hunter> i’m really really really really really really sleepy

---

536

too much chocolate today

---

537

<hunter> anyway, why dont i get a per diem?

<hunter> i make a business trip to ortigas every day

---

538

not sure if euphemism

---

539

i retire forever

---

540

wang sounds like a chinese name

---

541

<hunter> im the king!

<hunter> i now retire gracefully

---

542

<hunter> kasi nga retired na ko

---

543

i only know of one censored activity

---

544

only because i told you THE SECRET!

---

545

i feel terrible

---

546

hindi ko kayo kelangan if nde bingo yung gusto ko itira

---

547

macho was living a life of lie!

---

548

<hunter> i must be drunk

<hunter> wut

<hunter> uwi na tayo

---

549

bakit andami nyong secrets

---

550

arr im wearing white socks right now!

---

551

screw these rules!

---

552

<hunter> > <ObiJuan> hunter - 4, x - 2 <- let’s stop now, and never do anagrams again

---

553

<hunter> when will you ever learn. You never try.

---

554

<hunter> sige, nde na kita kokonsensyahin gaano

<hunter> tagalog is hard

---

555

wag ka won’t fix

---

556

uy adult na si wang

---

557

<hunter> pero andaming papel

<hunter> save the trees!

---

558

verdicts dont judge!

---

559

<hunter> if you like

<hunter> but once you do, there’s no turning back

---

560

i’m always winning

---

561

<hunter> no no, we only get pizza if tz fails

<hunter> well, we might still get pizza if ory succeeds

---

562

pag sumakit tyan mo afterwards, nde na pwede

---

563

did you die?

---

564

<hunter> parang ok tumira sa korea

<hunter> normal sa kanila ung 100mbps internet

• hunter inb4 north

---

565

<hunter> i dont think i’d need to learn korean

<hunter> what if i’m there to teach english

---

566

but the problem with korea is that all the girls look the same

---

567

so guys, how much money would you be willing to accept to allow someone to stalk your honeymoon

let’s assume you have a hot spouse

people would want to stalk more if there’s a hot spouse!

---

568

all our screens are godscreens

---

569

<hunter> ito yung screen na nagpapakain kay tz

<hunter> wut

---

570

hindi naman kasi tayo binabayaran hourly

---

571

it’s up to you to raise when people are not following the spec

---

572

it’s because you dont care

---

573

we should all resign and be hermits

---

574

<hunter> then it’s a paradox

<hunter> baka naimpress sila kay mole

<hunter> then they’re like "all testers should be like him!"

---

575

it’s not a thesis defense!

---

576

<hunter> anong away nyo x

<hunter> have you grown tired of wang

---

577

if we become obsolete, why would we still be around

---

578

<hunter> we’re not really that interested

<hunter> well, baka si x

---

579

this is the future!

---

580

If you find yourself with some free time (maybe due to code freeze), here’s a fun task you can do as buffer: documentation!

---

581

<hunter> what tz

<hunter> dont you like fun?!?

---

582

<hunter> sadly no

<hunter> i dont have a solution for that yet

---

583

you should have offered to help her master baking

---

584

just text "sorry, you’re not interesting enough. thanks for playing!"

---

585

<hunter> what is the nosebleed gesture

<hunter> it could also mean these filthy peasants are beneath you

---

586

man, if i was uncomfortable for that long, i’d find a way to weasel out’

---

587

<hunter> this is impossible for us to evaluate, do you know why

<hunter> it’s because she’s a woman

<hunter> and we’re men

<hunter> we can only evaluate stuff that makes sense

---

588

<hunter> maybe nothing’s wrong with you

<hunter> maybe you’re amazing, just the way you are

---

589

did you ask her what her favorite dinosaur is?

---

590

people arent bananas!

---

591

<hunter> we have like 666 bugs for testing

<hunter> evil!

<hunter> quick, close one of them!

---

592

arent we all actors on the stage of life

---

593

that makes it easier to sneak attack them

---

594

pag first world ka, mas marami kang napapansin na minor annoyances

---

595

dwarves and midgets have very little in common

---

596

<hunter> i dont mean my summary

<hunter> i mean my WTH about 30 minutes ago

---

597

i was lied to as well!

---

598

<hunter> yes

<hunter> ikaw lang

<hunter> wala nang iba

---

599

nde naman tayo mamamatay pag mawala ang chat for 5 mins

---

600

i’ll tekalook

---

601

now i have to make a family

---

602

it took him 3 days to finish!

---

603

ang landi kasi nung flintstones e

---

604

grabe merong function si btan na doHiddenActionWithRelatives

---

605

meron daw sila database ng leads, pero nde nya maexplain how i got there

---

606

that’s soul crushing work

---

607

i wonder if they ever go home and and are like proud of the work they’ve done for the day

---

608

your soul can be crushed even when your job is one you like

---

609

fugue too

---

610

<hunter> seriously, i can only continue dreams if i immediately go back to sleep after waking up

<hunter> yung quick enough that you don’t lose dream-memory yet

---

611

not even if it were the last anime on earth

---

612

your discussion has all but guaranteed that i will never ever play this game

---

613

it’s like we can see them but they cant see us

---

614

predictable!

---

615

madoka happens

---

616

well, at least i got the ruffles

---

617

chips ahoooooy~

---

618

what if i only hate stupid people?

---

619

<hunter> i dunno

<hunter> i cant explain it

<hunter> its one of the mysteries of the universe

---

620

i said i’ll handle it.

---

621

<hunter> may kumuha ng kitkat ni x?

<hunter> hihingi pa naman sana ako

<hunter> lol

<hunter> check nyo sa cctv!

---

622

<hunter> > <in-in> > <hunter> sino ba naman kasi maiintimidate kay tz <- little kids <- hindi sya pwede maging pedophile

---

623

<hunter> what

<hunter> im not intimidating at all

---

624

i dont see why im intimidating. i havent punched anybody in a long time

---

625

arent nerds less intimidating

---

626

bears are vicious

---

627

nung [project], aakyat pa kami ng bundok at tatawid ng ilog para makafix ng bug

---

628

<hunter> so black dude si eric clapton?

<hunter> i dunno what he looks like so it might be true

---

629

log mo na lang then continue using a sensible browser

---

630

<hunter> > <x> bakit ang mahal ng eggs benedict =/ <- galing pa sa dating pope

---

631

did you doubt me?

---

632

<hunter> 5x4x4 combinations yung sam hong

<hunter> 5x5x5 combinations yung the other one

<hunter> si chin

<hunter> how did you get those decimals

---

633

leave him to his fetishes

---

634

man, why dont i have chips ahoy. it’s like my life is incomplete

---

635

that has less rows than i expected

---

636

i dont trust him

---

637

dont do that, macoconfuse

---

638

pakitimpla ako ng kape

---

639

<hunter> dont be scared

<hunter> but dont whip me either

---

640

i’m too full to walk over there

---

641

> <c> sorry to interrupt <- naks, nde na basta basta nagswerve

---

642

<hunter> > <in-in> parang wala masyadong fanfare <- you might not be following the correct people on twitter

---

643

i did nazi that coming

---

644

<hunter> sinong ninamedrop nya

<hunter> ako ba

---

645

<hunter> 10 million lang?

<hunter> wait, kanino nya ibibigay

<hunter> pwede kami kumita

<hunter> split na lang kami ni husband tag 5 million

---

646

i wonder if the plan is like "shit, huli na tayo, akusahan na lang natin lahat para magulo"

---

647

only if you dont have level 7 clearance

---

648

magagalit yung avengers pag nakita syang buhay pa

---

649

nde ko rin naintindihan yung ending

---

650

aha nde nagdeny na magaasawa na

---

651

the show is very whedonesque

---

652

how would you even google that

---

653

just for that you must keep working

---

654

parang everyday na ako merong shows

---

655

<hunter> > <carding> dun sa wii nya <- so, are you playing with his wii now?

---

656

i’d glare but he’s not here

---

657

find out why it happens and how we can avoid it

---

658

<hunter> > <carding> konti pagpipilian ni tall girl sa boys <- but taller boys are better

---

659

hindi ko naintindihan what less privilege means

---

660

i should utilize wang fully

---

661

<hunter> it was funny

<hunter> naalala ko lang because i had to kill a session

---

662

wala pa bang matchbox 21

---

663

i’d go but i’m feeling a little unwell

---

664

<hunter> as long as it doesnt last until 3 am

<hunter> and wala masyadong bright lights

---

665

7:13:13 <hunter> there’s a long email discussion which ended with the conclusion i added there as a comment

<hunter> do you want to be added to the thread to object to it

---

666

<hunter> do you want to be added to the thread to read the explanation?

---

667

kasi ayaw na lang nya tanggapin yung pinapagawa nung comment

---

668

i dunno how manila works lol

---

669

parang nawala yung extra week!

---

670

i’d turn off validations

---

671

what is pacu2

---

672

im not sure there is a letter z

---

673

internet explorer, how quaint

---

674

that’s not even remotely answering my question

---

675

<hunter> alam nyo yung old wives tale na bawal diretso umuwi pag galing sa lamay

<hunter> nung pauwi na kami kagabi may pinabaon pa saming siopao

<hunter> tapos dumaan pa muna kami ng shakeys para nde diretso umuwi

---

676

wala namang sense maging superstitious

---

677

lol wang cant even feel code yet

---

678

<hunter> parang training lang yan ni mr miyagi

<hunter> kelangan mapinturahan yung fence

---

679

<hunter> i just got to this mode by accident

<hunter> im not sure if i should leave

<hunter> aha thanks

---

680

<hunter> c it’s like having a daily standup meeting, except via email

---

681

<hunter> para aware ka what issues the rest of the team is facing

<hunter> kasi you’re supposed to be part of a team, not just worrying about your own thing only

---

682

i like to be aware when other projects are fucking up

---

683

so are you saying daily standup meetings are a bad idea?

---

684

<hunter> may ganyan ba sa pilipinas

<hunter> meron lang tayo nung opposite: anti-vegetarians

---

685

may wireless girls

---

686

i know this because i have oracle certification

---

687

<hunter> > <rider> nakuha mo naman na yung path ng record <- but what if i want to spy on you

---

688

pinanood ko yung first ep ng bagong show ni michael j fox, its a bit shaky

---

689

mohammedwebster -> half muslim, half dictionary

---

690

but LOV makes the world go round

---

691

there was a lot of food that day…

---

692

<hunter> hey

<hunter> why did you reset

<hunter> you animal

---

693

pano ba natin sila nauuto

---

694

<hunter> this is a good time to invade america

---

695

<hunter> none of these explanations are satisfactory

<hunter> you are not smarter than a fifth grader

---

696

are you saving it for marriage?

---

697

<hunter> those are different numbers

<hunter> or vital stats mo yan?

---

698

that was a lot more diplomatic than the first draft I had in my head

---

699

dont settle for 3rd place

---

700

dont play online if you cant take trash talk from trolls

---

701

<hunter> medyo ok pa tayo sa asia

<hunter> since asians dont trash talk as much as americans

---

702

it’s not the money that bothers me, it’s the paperwork

---

703

i dont trust house selling people

i’ll just cut my own lumber and build my own house

---

704

you and your dan brown

---

705

but i cant berate them, it’d cost a text

---

706

this doesnt even add up!

---

707

<hunter> what did the optimist say after jumping off the building rooftop

<hunter> "so far so good"

---

708

• hunter i’m a level 5 vegan. i don’t eat anything that casts a shadow

---

709

families shouldnt take the train!

matrtraumatize mga bata

---

710

bitter you than me

---

711

<hunter> okay im out of embarrassing stories

<hunter> im no danger

---

712

basta dont commit that shit to main

---

713

i thing therefore i am

---

714

<hunter> i dont trust yung chargers nyo jan

<hunter> parang they’re slutty

---

715

you wake up in the morning, not on the morning

---

716

because we dont entertain concepts

---

717

it must be irrelephant

---

718

my enthusiasm for working had faded with this stupid eclipse crap in the morning

---

719

<hunter> i like to imagine [project] as this huge creaky wwii-era battleship

<hunter> we’re not really sure why it’s still floating

<hunter> and we constantly have to fix things everywhere

<hunter> but gosh darn it we’ll get to our destination before this ship sinks

---

720

compile errors are like body pains, they’re symptoms of things we need to fix

---

721

<hunter> there’s that new band, i heard they’re pretty good

<hunter> the eraserheads

---

722

estimation bad!

---

723

for that you shall pay a terrible price

---

724

his offical position is "closet heartbreaker"

---

725

paggising sa umaga, build problem ang almusal

---

726

english, do you speak it?

---

727

<hunter> pano mo ireresearch

<hunter> magpopost ka sa facebook page asking "lalake ka ba?

---

728

there is a way, if you make a way

---

729

going home at the end of the day is a human right

---

730

<hunter> iniimagine nyo ba mga worst-case scenario

<hunter> like what if na-world trade center ang tektite

---

731

<hunter> i have sight beyond sight

<hunter> this is stupid, i’ll just go make a sandwich

---

732

<hunter> what is this wang hat

<hunter> can someone draw it

---

733

if mahaba, that’s not a point

---

734

if you forget about the past you cant learn from it

---

735

it’s not famed if we dont know what it is

---

736

but i want to be coy

---

737

hash tags are for topics, not opinions

---

738

did you know: the word bed is shaped like a bed

---

739

if you dont care why are you complaining

---

740

<hunter> foreseeing is for believing

<hunter> that sounds better

---

741

it doesnt count if i was quoting other sources

---

742

i have a problem going to the office period

---

743

NO TO MODES

---

744

<hunter> it’s looking with sexual desire

<hunter> ganyan si x mag glare

---

745

imbistigahan mo how to make things go zoom

---

746

why vnc when you can walk

---

747

it’s better than idolizing justin bieber

---

748

<hunter> there is such a thing as doing science better

<hunter> research methodologies, approaches, thinking outside the box

<hunter> it’s like programming

<hunter> some approaches are better than others

---

749

<hunter> people do things for recognition all the time

<hunter> scientists are no different

---

750

<hunter> i dont like using the term ironic

<hunter> it’s alanis’ fault

---

751

it’s great that you are easily amused

---

752

why dont you believe in magic

---

753

the oop experience shouldnt be relevant

---

754

<hunter> let’s escape

<hunter> and never come back

---

755

luckily i didnt commit anything stupid (i think)

---

756

<hunter> may nagpost kasi sa facebook ko tapos naexcite din ako then nadisappoint

<hunter> and i was like, i must share this feeling

---

757

yung garlic and cheese nde sya masarap pag malamig na

---

758

i allow you to eat

---

759

i should be thanked everywhere

---

760

<hunter> at the end of all things

<hunter> when there’s no one left but me and my books

<hunter> there, i shall read them

---

761

the world has changed

---

762

the earthquake changed him

---

763

tsk now things will be awkward

---

764

this is the curse of laziness

---

765

on the other hand, there are five fingers

---

766

damn those meddling kids

---

767

<hunter> magvolunteer kaya ako na judge

<hunter> im willing to accept bribes

---

768

im naked under these clothes

---

769

protip: they’re always recording

---

770

that’s like saying natutuwa ang devs pag may bugs

---

771

time > money

---

772

rules? we have no rules

---

773

bawal magtanong

---

774

i was on twitter before it was cool

---

775

they accepted the potato…and fried it

---

776

<hunter> then the solution is simple

<hunter> dont answer

---

777

i dislike dogs

---

778

hindi lahat ng tao ganun kababaw

---

779

is it because people are becoming stupider?

---

780

<hunter> sino may sabi nyan

<hunter> pawang kasinungalingan

---

781

bakit starting 2007 lang yung pagibig ko

---

782

im more benevolent than some other hosts

---

783

masyado bang high quality yung tinatarget ko

---

784

black couch lang bastos na agad

---

785

step 1: don’t

---

786

<hunter> we can call her cbags for short

<hunter> wut

<hunter> dont tell her i said that

---

787

apparently im glowing

---

788

there are many secrets in [project]

---

789

havent you heard the expression 3 square meals a day

---

790

go, live!

---

791

a pokemon chose me!

---

792

i would choose that nurse that heals your pokemon

---

793

my guard is never down!

---

794

i should just fudge these numbers

---

795

it’s the circle of life

---

796

sabihin mo nawalan ka ng respeto sa kanya

---

797

hindi sumasang-ayon sa saligang batas

---

798

away na lang

---

799

babe, greek myth isnt real

---

800

so pag nde mo kami sinabihan, nde kami important!

you should tell us where you’re going so that we’re important

---

801

<hunter> so we’re only half important

<hunter> we’ll just make up stories then

<hunter> like nagsl ka kasi buntis

---

802

you’re the superuser of your own life

---

803

yung copy&paste pwede mong gamitin para sa ikabubuti ng lipunan

---

804

if it helps, i grant you absolution

---

805

thats unconstitutional!

---

806

pwede yan, kung may shotgun

---

807

> wang for all, all for wang

---

808

<hunter> each project figures out too late that they have no such standards

---

809

pag kausap nyo si harry, do you feel like telling him he’s a wizard

---

810

<hunter> how can you not get this right

<hunter> there’s a song

---

811

find a crazy roommate, make a sitcom

---

812

that was a crappy movie!

---

813

water world is a great movie!

---

814

<hunter> we dont have leadership

<hunter> we are a lawless wasteland

---

815

last year was tyranny

---

816

unless we establish dominance over these filthy peasants

---

817

<hunter> i wonder if politicians secretly have meetings like this

<hunter> where they voice opinions theyd never say in public

---

818

sabi ni shishio, the weak shall be food for the strong!

---

819

maraming squatters na may aircon, malaking tv, etc

---

820

what if someone uploads porn to the family portal

---

821

a lot of the stuff takes too much involvement

---

822

walang kapit bahay si batman

---

823

it was like waking up in hell!

---

824

rich people kids are weird

---

825

the rest of you should work hard

---

826

<hunter> kung sabi ni master sure why not

<hunter> hindi ako ang may final say

<hunter> bahala na si wang

---

827

<hunter> sabihin mo recovering alcoholic ka

<hunter> you dont want to fall off the wagon

---

828

miners should have +str

---

829

i already said i’ll go. wala namang penalty for changing my mind later :p

---

830

ibig sabihin, gagalingan nyo na lang

---

831

<hunter> natetempt akong wag na lang umattend

<hunter> what do i get out of it aside from free food

---

832

pag type mo, nde na yun praktis

---

833

Flavor: Desperate

---

834

so what do evil people use for parsing json?!?

---

835

one does not simply watch the entire LOTR trilogy

---

836

you can lower to 10% if you cant take it

---

837

walang sisihan!

---

838

you’re what’s wrong with this country

---

839

seas arent lakes!

---

840

that’s called deduction

---

841

ayoko ng may misses sa grammar

---

842

he likes to assume that things are simpler than they really are

---

843

we’re already trapped in the sunk cost fallacy

---

844

<hunter> im not one of the chronically late :p

<hunter> lahat ng late ko conscious decision haha

---

845

yung heat nya may kasamang humidity

---

846

<hunter> you’re wrong

<hunter> how can you be so wrong

---

847

people cant change

---

848

baka nagdown yung jabber para it’s harder to warn people that [boss] is nearby #conspiracy

---

849

you’re one of those people!

---

850

baka nafix ko magically

---

851

<hunter> baka magiigib pa sya ng tubig

<hunter> at magsisibak ng kahoy

---

852

tsk bilib pa naman kami sa inyo

---

853

there can be only wang

---

854

you must find this answer on your own

---

855

<hunter> i dont ever hope to make the cms framework accessible

---

856

ako lang ang pwede mag destroy

---

857

<hunter> you dont get me

<hunter> nobody gets me

---

858

I just came here for the bread and spread #10years

---

859

I’m thankful for working with best, the brightest, smartest and talented people… oh, and also you guys #10years

---

860

I don’t know how I lasted 10 years without offending anyone… or getting fired #10years

---

861

<hunter> bubuksan ko lang pag emergency

<hunter> when all hope is lost

---

862

stop stalking me

---

863

if i was a wedding planner, weddings would be waaaaay more efficient

---

864

it really doesnt work unless i say it out loud

---

865

<hunter> ah well, it’s a problem that even if may cute girl, idk how to determine if she is age-appropriate

<hunter> age-appropriateness is more important

---

866

hindi kelangan ipaliwanag ang preference mo

---

867

sabihin mo "i dont like"

---

868

<hunter> it’s a spectrum

<hunter> of gayness

---

869

pag kwinestyon ka nila, bigla kang magbreak out into song. "It’s my life" by bon jovi

---

870

what is this dev life

---

871

i’d only consider moving because traffic is stupid

---

872

<hunter> > <x> a condo? <- if kaya lang bumili ng condo sa mall, dati pa ako bumili

<hunter> tamad ako to do all the papers and shit

---

873

i only have two real concerns: traffic and internets

---

874

that sentence sounds like i could put it in a dc comic book panel and it would still work

---

875

if that were true, surely someone would have uploaded it to youtube by now

---

876

there are people who can’t follow directions in a wizard

---

877

dont reply to mails angry

---

878

ok lang makipagdebate, but dont let emotions cloud your judgment

---

879

i was doubting myself for nothing!

---

880

Lahat kaya ng pag-ibig.

---

881

<hunter> there are no instructions

<hunter> only word of mouth

---

882

<hunter> there’s no such thing as dying of old age

<hunter> parating may cause, "old age" isn’t a cause

---

883

<hunter> i only gave one choice

<hunter> and it’s already both

---

884

• hunter anong gulay ang hindi para kay kuya?

<hunter> ans: sayote

---

885

<hunter> buti pa sa [project], madali gumawa ng relationship

<hunter> tell that to tz

---

886

how to resolve complaints: stop complaining

---

887

i’ve seen the code, i agree [project] is worse

---

888

we should have a joke-off

---

889

i cant do anything though, i’m lawful good

---

890

i don’t repeat jokes

---

891

<hunter> this is why i hate proposals

<hunter> so many lies

---

892

i’m dying, but i don’t want to get a med cert

---

893

why won’t you say? is it because you don’t want to be sexually attracted to us?

---

894

why did you take my name in vain

---

895

dapat "the great roy tang"

---

896

<hunter> i was off by 1

<hunter> programmer kasi

---

897

<hunter> also, in spanish, conductor means driver

<hunter> that really threw me off

---

898

we’re filipinos, we don’t kill people unless we’re riding in tandem

---

899

she should commit seppuku

---

900

at least nde ka hypocrite, either side of the story payag ka

---

901

i dont like how we don’t really delete things

---

902

<hunter> i expect na other places are the same or worse

<hunter> the only real escape is to declare independence

---

903

<hunter> you cant kill me

<hunter> i have a dead man’s switch set up with your secret

---

904

<hunter> iniisip ko minsan to randomly treat a homeless person to a meal at jollibee or something

<hunter> pero parang it’s dangerous

---

905

<hunter> im an oldie

<hunter> i dont replace the water

---

906

<hunter> bawal talaga ako

<hunter> im out of your league guys

---

907

i’m too strong for my own good

---

908

only humans can eat things with shells

---

909

<hunter> yes, but i dont randomly viber people "Hi"

<hunter> it’s weird

---

910

<hunter> sino iviviber mo

<hunter> wag mo ko landiin wang

---

911

<hunter> you need to be famous first

<hunter> otherwise, you’re called an extra instead

---

912

but i’m already the man!

---

913

<hunter> aliens

<hunter> aliens who are afraid of condos

---

914

bago yung machine ko

i am above the system

suck it xp peasants

---

915

<hunter> my machine name is now bolognese

<hunter> im not sure what to say pag tinanong ako bakit ko pinalitan

---

916

<hunter> i wonder if we’re already "safe"

<hunter> lagyan natin ng condom yung server para safe

---

917

i cant judge cute, but he was wearing red, does that help?

---

918

i think you receive the right amount of flak

---

919

if you dont want to work here, why are you still here

---

920

no, the proper response is "by your command"

---

921

tz touched me in a gay manner!

---

922

lampas 7 inches yung akin

---

923

out of 10 points, the score is macho

---

924

my precious lead is in peril

---

925

<hunter> do you think it’s rude to talk to people without identifying yourself first

<hunter> hypothetically speaking

---

926

run really fast, dont look back

---

927

dont axe me

---

928

I’m sorry, our software is perfect. The problem must be you.

---

929

<hunter> what, you’re too good for us now?

<hunter> mr big shot

---

930

<hunter> guys may double down na ulit

<hunter> you’re already eating something unhealthy, might as well go all the way

---

931

> Lunch: Freedom!!!

---

932

<hunter> internet bridges

<hunter> connecting you to the future

---

933

unions aren’t bad, they’re just misunderstood

---

934

<hunter> the great thing about being a dev, is we’re the last to be obsoleted

<hunter> kami yung nangoobsolete ng ibang tao

---

935

automated testing just means the testers will be moved to higher-value testing

---

936

i made you all look at your keyboards

---

937

overheard at our block: pahiram ng sausage mo

---

938

<hunter> maaga ako nagigising araw-araw

<hunter> iba yun sa maagang pumapasok

---

939

i cant quote a tangincheek

---

940

<hunter> wala ka kasing finesse wang

<hunter> brute force lang alam mo

---

941

only the best get to be on c’s jabber list

---

942

if it’s still a problem, it’s btan’s fault

---

943

overheard at our block: "My eggs are cracked"

---

944

<hunter> guys kunwari nakababa ka ng tektite

<hunter> tapos biglang kang natae

<hunter> san ka ccr and bakit

---

945

anakni skywalker

---

946

i believe in loops

---

947

i need to wait until i get a chance to do something major that propels me into the national spotlight

---

948

<hunter> i have grown harsh

<hunter> tempered by yesterday’s betrayals

---

949

oh yeah?? I’ll show you a bone!

---

950

im busy fighting for rotten bananas everywhere

---

951

be the jvm

become one with the heap

---

952

<hunter> year 2000 pinublish yung storm of swords

<hunter> pag lampas 10 years, pwede na ispoil

---

953

<hunter> gawa na lang kaya ako ng flappy bird

<hunter> but my life might be ruined

---

954

you know im a fan of just tossing people into the deep end

---

955

yes, yes and yes

---

956

worship me~

---

957

ang ninjas hindi nakikita sa cctv

---

958

such is the way of the world

---

959

ano first name ni pikachu? ans: cherry pie

---

960

<hunter> lunch is a human right

<hunter> pandante is not a human right

---

961

<hunter> I can see my house from the moon

<hunter> kelangan lang mag enhance

---

962

<hunter> there’s no way anyone can catch up to me

<hunter> it’s mathematically impossible

---

963

pano na ang peace and quiet

---

964

<hunter> i know you guys rely on me to bring levity

<hunter> i have failed you

---

965

dapat tinatanggal na pag hindi na ginagamit

---

966

i’m not sure how having a black guy as [human] torch works

---

967

<hunter> we have like a billion random servlets

<hunter> para tayong mcdonalds

<hunter> "Billions served!"

---

968

beauty cant protect you from bullets. if venezuela descends into chaos, will they still be able to send ms universe contestants?

---

969

<hunter> but i’ve already moved on lol

<hunter> i’m focusing on international problems now

---

970

<hunter> ano sabi nung taga ukraine na apathetic

<hunter> "kievs"

---

971

<hunter> wang doesnt have a point

<hunter> just a tip

---

972

<hunter> may ibig sabihin ba yung band name ng u2?

<hunter> or tipong may nagtext lang kay bono "isip ka ng band name!" "ok, u2"

---

973

trust me guys; I’m totally a poet

---

974

You cant expect the tools to read your mind.

---

975

more builds have been broken because of unintended commits

---

976

devs should have commit awareness

---

977

<hunter> dapat aware kung ano yung mga dapat icommit and kung ano yung hindi

<hunter> not just blindly commit everything na may change sa local

---

978

kaya nga may source control, so I can try shit on my local without affecting everyone else

---

979

the fact that you all had the privilege of meeting me was just a happy accident

---

980

<hunter> no to sugarcoating

<hunter> just be direct and honest

<hunter> the truth will set you free

---

981

everybody is a bad coder

---

982

bakit pag puno ung bladder mo ang sarap mag-pee?

---

983

dapat maniwala tayo sa taga cavite

---

984

PROTIP: pag nahirapan kayo sumagot sa tanong nya, distract him with some other topic so that he goes on a long tangent

---

985

<hunter> pag nagalit ako, malalaman nyo

<hunter> maghahalo ang balat sa tinalupan

---

986

im not a table flipping kind of guy

---

987

How could cheese ever be wrong? I don’t want to live in a world where cheese is wrong.

---

988

im not sure how to interpret this, but it seems this brownie is way way resilient

---

989

IT’S HAPPENING!!!

---

990

<hunter> i dont see a challenge

<hunter> i see an opportunity

---

991

the only real way to end the streak is to have the undertaker challenge himself

---

992

<hunter> i seriously doubt aristotle is more famous than jesus

<hunter> 99% of people living today wouldnt know who aristotle is

<hunter> *was

---

993

<hunter> what bakit mo niredeem

<hunter> dapat ako mag redeem

<hunter> im the redeemer

---

994

(3:31:31 PM) stang (roy): one cant assume things

(3:31:35 PM) stang (roy): that makes an ass of u and me

---

995

<hunter> tsk you werent paying attention to me

<hunter> pinapansin mo lang when someone is heating someone else’s hotdog

---

996

time, who can understand it

---

997

alam mo naman ako, i tend to worry about things even if nde pa kelangan

---

998

<hunter> im not hating on her

<hunter> i mean, i’d still tap that

<hunter> lol

---

999

<hunter> where do astronauts hang out?

<hunter> at the space bar!

---

1000

yeah, real people are assholes

---

1001

<hunter> four of me!

<hunter> that’s four times too much awesomeness

<hunter> how can the world take it

---

1002

why do only the bright ojts get ideas

---

1003

it means you must google

---

1004

<hunter> walang bras sa westeros

<hunter> pag tanggal ng robes, parating boobs na agad

---

1005

<hunter> why do we exist

<hunter> we are extensions of the will of the universe

---

1006

i’m not sure if it’s good that i’m being compared to a eunuch

---

1007

<hunter> im a shining example

---

1008

<hunter> i was fixing something else

<hunter> then i saw the problem

<hunter> and i was like, this is fucking familiar

---

1009

idk which meal is which anymore

---

1010

basta if (hungry()) eat()

---

1011

august is the best month

---

1012

<hunter> i already receive too much mail meant for the other roy tangs

<hunter> i should kill them all and absorb their power

---

1013

<hunter> i am technically correct

<hunter> that’s the best kind of correct

---

1014

I will grace you people with my presence

---

1015

i vote people

---

1016

i am the people

---

1017

pandante caused the extinction of the dinosaurs

---

1018

let the corny flow through you

---

1019

<hunter> may chinese blood ka ba?

<hunter> try to spill some of it

---

1020

<hunter> what

<hunter> why are you blaming me

<hunter> it’s not like corny ako

---

1021

<hunter> wag kayo gagaya sakin

<hunter> it’s bad

---

1022

also i slouch, like a predator

---

1023

What is life without WHO

---

1024

<hunter> basta keep better track

<hunter> dont make us look out for you

---

1025

dont give in to despair

---

1026

java is the devil

---

1027

dont make me draw a graph!

---

1028

im not krillin

---

1029

<hunter> i think ill apply the yakimix policy to vikings

<hunter> kakain lang ako dun pag libre

---

1030

<hunter> idk what to do today

<hunter> it’s too early to have a crisis

---

1031

<hunter> we dont have a porch

<hunter> innova lang

---

1032

6:49:53 <hunter> yung tsinelas yung may letter Y

<hunter> tsynelas

---

1033

im not sure if youre aware of this, but im not a girl

---

1034

i have infinite bits

---

1035

what i can do for the country is stay at home and not contribute to traffic

---

1036

why must things cost money

---

1037

it might lead to dark places on the internet

---

1038

<hunter> dont reminisce!

<hunter> it’s dangerous

---

1039

everyone should have ducktales

---

1040

it’s not gay as long as walang swords crossing

---

1041

<hunter> ugh this windows app layouting is boring

<hunter> i’d rather go to a meeting

---

1042

<hunter> wala na kasing modern day gangsters

<hunter> theyre called corporations now

---

1043

<hunter> blue ilang beses mo na ko gusto idate

<hunter> no means no!

---

1044

<hunter> bilhin ko na lang kaya yung HH

<hunter> pero kailangan magpramis kayo na kakain kayo dun araw-araw for 10 years

---

1045

<hunter> in any given industry, 95% of the people working there arent very good at what they do

<hunter> 74% of all statistics are made up

---

1046

whenever you have troubles, just remember, you’re not living c’s life

---

1047

dont come on internet

---

1048

<hunter> ganyan ang mga pilipino, hindi kaya sumagot directly ng tanong

<hunter> "kumain ka na?" "busog pa ko e"

---

1049

dapat tipong sisingit ka sa pila, tapos when the other people complain you’re like "excuse me!" (whips out card) "preferred client ako!"

---

1050

<hunter> aw man, embarassing

<hunter> my text said "please dont call know"

<hunter> =|

---

1051

<hunter> it lives on in our hearts

<hunter> now we shall never speak of it again

---

1052

<hunter> what if we encase metro manila in a glass dome

<hunter> tapos airconditioned yung dome

<hunter> no wait

<hunter> what if we BLOT OUT THE SON

---

1053

respond ka "i will crush you!"

---

1054

idk who this jessica chastain person is but her name sounds funny

---

1055

c pag deads ka na, wala nang overthinking

---

1056

<hunter> hindi ko alam ano time difference ng cellphone ko sa ots

<hunter> so I NEVER GIVE UP

---

1057

waiting here is the same as waiting there

---

1058

just because something is cheap doesnt mean it’s worth buying

---

1059

that one was actual wisdom

---

1060

<hunter> kunwari nastranded ka on an island for 5 years

<hunter> pagbalik mo ba, maalala mo pa din yung keyboard shortcuts ng eclipse?

---

1061

well, pisay thugs are still kinda nerdy

---

1062

this term has taken on a life of its own

---

1063

i can only imagine that quote coming back to haunt me when im running for president

---

1064

<hunter> mas masarap pag libre

<hunter> im not made of money

---

1065

im not a checkbox!

---

1066

<hunter> i’ve already been best in the country at something

<hunter> best in the world naman

---

1067

neither dogs nor cats will bring you happiness

---

1068

filipinos dont like paying for things

---

1069

just because other people are assholes doesnt mean you have to be an asshole too

---

1070

<hunter> may sequel daw yung taken where sumali sa 4-man wrestling matches si liam neeson

<hunter> it was called taken tag

---

1071

experience trumps checklist

---

1072

the way to teach newbies is to toss them into the fire

---

1073

i dont like proposals kasi i dont like lying

---

1074

pag may binigay sayong task na impossible, respond with "I demand a trial by combat"

---

1075

<hunter> why would you even want to try weed

<hunter> you can get high on [project] instead

---

1076

<hunter> how can donuts be wrong

<hunter> i dont want to live in a world where donuts are wrong

---

1077

any time na bigyan ako, hindi ako tatanggi

---

1078

keep your jebs out of my bathroom

---

1079

i am the one who docs

---

1080

i feel like that dog that has no idea what he’s doing

---

1081

life is pointless, dont do anything

---

1082

i have all the answers

---

1083

<hunter> wag kayo mag give in to fear

<hunter> courage!

---

1084

<hunter> my grandfather sa father’s side is pure chinese

<hunter> ako i’m pure awesome

---

1085

awesome people arent racist

---

1086

awesome people arent racist, you nigger

---

1087

pag mainit na ang panahon, pinoys are like "awesomer na!"

---

1088

i dont want to have to explain

---

1089

<hunter> > <macho> do you guys put your phones on silent mode? <-

i dont. not even when randy santiago and that other guy tell me to

---

1090

<hunter> when you fantasize about me, i have no face?

---

1091

<hunter> living increases your risk of cancer by up to 100%

---

1092

<hunter> i like that i can just try a random function i’m not familiar with and immediately find a couple of bugs

---

1093

<hunter> parang ang sarap ng walang pasok

<hunter> resign na kaya ako

---

1094

<hunter> walang basagan ng trip

<hunter> let them live their alternative lifestyles

---

1095

<hunter> a dream is a wish your heart makes

---

1096

<hunter> im a genius and i didnt even know it

---

1097

<hunter> monday pa lang, parang napagod na ko sa mundo

---

1098

<hunter> if all the days are rest days, then no days are rest days

---

1099

<hunter> tapon mo na yan, sardines are evil

---

1100

<hunter> there should be a drug to help you avoid taking drugs

---

1101

<hunter> bahala ka, pag druggie ka, hindi ka magiging national artist

---

1102

<hunter> the words of House Tardy are "Six points pa lang!"

---

1103

<hunter> what if i start my own government

<hunter> our national food will be bacon and cheese sandwich

---

1104

<hunter> nagkaron nga ng one week na walang nagrerecord ng wisdom ko e

---

1105

<hunter> > hindi ka pa ba naeexcite ng [project]?

---

1106

<hunter> is it bad for me to suddenly shout "fucking eclipse!" in front of the noobs

---

1107

<hunter> it makes sense na gawin mo lang pag kelangan mo na

---

1108

<hunter> that’s bad

<hunter> that’s so bad

---

1109

<hunter> psychic mode

<hunter> i try not to let my psychic powers affect my life

---

1110

<hunter> good to know we’re still in sync

---

1111

<hunter> I AM THE ONE WHO REVIEWS

---

1112

<hunter> kung ang tawag sa kinakabit ay kabit, dapat tawag sa nililigawan is ligaw #TweetLikeJaden

---

1113

<hunter> i dont like "uu"

<hunter> parang tae

---

1114

<hunter> circuses dont have windows

---

1115

<hunter> merong [system] user na JOLLEYV

<hunter> i wonder if hotdog din sya

---

1116

hindi pwera naputulan ka ng buhok mahina ka na

---

1117

<hunter> today, i will clean up some shit

---

1118

<hunter> magtatayo ako jan ng HH kung jan kayo maglulunch araw-araw for 10 years

<hunter> kahit weekends

<hunter> kahit magresign

<hunter> bigyan ko kayo 10% discount pag sundays

---

1119

<hunter> it’s not really important na malaman natin

<hunter> the important thing is that we all learned how to work together

---

1120

<hunter> why dont we respect his desire to remain anon

<hunter> if we have a witch hunt, less anons will be [less] forthcoming in the future

<hunter> this is why i didnt want to find the logs lol

<hunter> pero ginawa ko pa din haha

---

1121

<hunter> i couldnt remain anonymous if i tried

---

1122

<hunter> i’m smirking

<hunter> entertaining e

---

1123

<hunter> thanks for volunteering as tribute

---

1124

<hunter> the 2nd one is stupid

<hunter> the 1st one is ugly, but it’s not stupid

---

1125

<hunter> both of these are ridiculous, but one is more ridiculous than the other

---

1126

<hunter> do you guys ever get the urge to quit the world and become a hermit

---

1127

<hunter> no strings attached just means hindi nyo inaamin na may strings attached

---

1128

<hunter> it’s been so long, i’ve forgotten what it’s like to be late

---

1129

<c> para may high level stuff ka na rin

<hunter> feeling mo wala akong high level stuff

<c> the lead dev is the bridge

<hunter> pano ka anjan

<c> me?

<hunter> in english,

<hunter> how there you

---

1130

<hunter> hindi naman kasi ito facebook

<hunter> so bakit mo yan ginagawa dito

---

1131

<hunter> > <furfur> masarap ba wang? <- i would try wang

---

1132

<hunter> no, i was planning to walk over there and give you the estimate in a wild voice

---

1133

<hunter> may naisip ka nang innovation x?

<hunter> meron na ako…suggestion ko may kasamang bacon yung [system]

---

1134

<hunter> they want your nuts man

---

1135

<hunter> parang ang panget ng apelyido na gosingitan

<hunter> > ang haba ng pila!

<hunter> > gosingitan mo!

---

1136

<hunter> everything is a thing

---

1137

<hunter> ako bantay dito

<hunter> the watcher on the wall

---

1138

<hunter> dis is not da hood yo

---

1139

<hunter> > nasira internet ko. may internet ka ba? aladdin e

---

1140

<hunter> i’m always here for you

---

1141

<hunter> wag ka maniwala kay eka

<hunter> what does she know

---

1142

<hunter> well, even if the world ends today, at least i had lasagna yesterday

---

1143

<hunter> there’s always a solution

<hunter> try chinese child labor

---

1144

<hunter> i dont have infinite time

<hunter> i wish i did

---

1145

<hunter> this is why we can’t be ISO27001 certified

---

1146

<hunter> damnit

<hunter> every time there’s a small piece of code that’s already obsolete and i want to remove it

<hunter> then i trace where it’s used

<hunter> and there’s a whole iceberg of other obsolete code beneath it

---

1147

<hunter> parang ang saya magdelete ng obsolete files

<hunter> no code is the best code

---

1148

<hunter> we are not your command line!

---

1149

<hunter> idk why i ask you guys never nyo pa ko nabigyan ng magandang sagot

---

1150

<hunter> hindi nabibili ang pag-ibig

---

1151

<hunter> right, [project] exists

<hunter> to be more extreme than all other projeccts

---

1152

<hunter> pag magulo kasi advice ng mga tao, just drown out their voices and focus on me

---

1153

time naman parati ang problem

---

1154

<hunter> im not a plant, im an animal

---

1155

<hunter> wag na natin ifix yung traffic problems, lulubog din naman tayo in 100 years

---

1156

<hunter> school education never dies

---

1157

<hunter> i go home all the time

---

1158

<hunter> sayang lang wisdon ko kung hindi nyo ginagamit

---

1159

<hunter> dice game is a terrible game

---

1160

<hunter> why dont we just

<hunter> BLOT OUT THE SUN

---

1161

<hunter> dont let work problems depress you

<hunter> ok lang mainis, wag yung malungkot

---

1162

<hunter> ayaw ko na

<hunter> i’ll just ignore this problem and hope it goes away

---

1163

<hunter> where one comment ends, another one begins

<hunter> that’s life

---

1164

<hunter> wag na lang umasa sa up

<hunter> para nde madisappoint

<hunter> > which is better: to hope and to be disappointed, or to never hope at all

---

1165

<hunter> i cant be attracted to someone i see as incompetent

---

1166

<hunter> pag gusto mo, friendly lang

<hunter> pag ayaw mo, malandi

---

1167

<hunter> sweldo can buy bacon, but sweldo cant buy tulog

---

1168

<hunter> kaso ano pag work mo yung sleep, baka hindi mo na maenjoy yung sleep

---

1169

<hunter> also, americans pronounce vegeta the same way they pronounce vagina

---

1170

<hunter> design is subjective anyway, so anytime there are 2 people with strong opinions, magtatalo talaga

---

1171

<hunter> parang masama pakiramdam ko

<hunter> i feel evil

<hunter> wut

---

1172

<hunter> wag na kasi maghope para nde madisappoint

---

1173

<hunter> this is what happens when im not around to correct you people

---

1174

<hunter> i dont see the point in being late by only 10 minutes

---

1175

<hunter> just because you ask the mountain to come to you doesnt mean it will

---

1176

<hunter> pag SL, dapat lagay mong reason Sick

---

1177

<hunter> break dance in case of fire

---

1178

<hunter> i cant eat a foodcourt

---

1179

<hunter> tsk that’s my problem

<hunter> too much talent

---

1180

<hunter> failure is the seed of reading

---

1181

<hunter> i want to make uwi na

---

1182

stang (roy): i dont like moving shit around for incremental value

stang (roy): effort

stang (roy): burn to the face na lang

---

1183

Singlish: It’s the same as english but they’re singing…

---

1184

I wouldn’t want to be in Singapore… They don’t have bacon…

---

1185

<hunter> wth naman yung tanong

<hunter> as if confucius could be as wise as me

---

1186

<hunter> what if pwede mo irestart yung db pero merong 1% chance na mamatay ka, would you still do it?

---

1187

<hunter> im not joining any cult until i know what it is

<hunter> well, does the cult worship me?

---

1188

<hunter> [anagram] ipsen

---

1189

<hunter> nung first trip ko to hk

<hunter> kasi for some reason i got involved in a street chopstick fight

<hunter> i lost badly, then the maintenance man at our building offered to train me so that i could win the tournament

---

1190

<hunter> left hand on scabbard, right hand on sword hilt

---

1191

<hunter> preface your face

---

1192

<hunter> what about girl na may bigote

<hunter> > Nagtagumpay ka ba?

<hunter> > bigo, te

---

1193

<hunter> things can happen even if walang common interests

---

1194

<hunter> "no" is not a proper response to "why"

---

1195

<hunter> i can finish things pag may deadline

<hunter> and may TL

<hunter> lol

---

1196

<hunter> i think all humans at some point in their lives want to tell stories

---

1197

<hunter> parasol para solb

---

1198

<hunter> if friends talaga kayo, it’s ok to call him an idiot

<hunter> if not, it’s ok to lose him as a friend

---

1199

<hunter> loc is like democracy

<hunter> it’s terrible, but it’s better than the alternatives

---

1200

<hunter> i’m never satisfied

---

1201

<hunter> bakit tinawag na greenhills e flat area yun

---

1202

<hunter> disproven na nga yung five senses

<hunter> tapos disprove pa yung go grow and glow

<hunter> was anything from elementary school science even true?!?

---

1203

<hunter> dapat every payslip merong random chance of some small bonus money

<hunter> para exciting magbukas ng payslip

---

1204

<hunter> i just got an idea for a new series

<hunter> tsunderecats

---

1205

<hunter> i dont think age requires life

---

1206

<hunter> sabi sayo IP addresses are truth

---

1207

<hunter> how about instead of people buying each other gifts, we each just buy things we want

<hunter> then everybody is happy!

---

1208

<hunter> better is better

---

1209

<hunter> sana ipalabas yung zoolander sa Tagalog Movie Channel

<hunter> > mabuti hindi naabutan ng nanay mo na ang anak nya ay naging isang sirena!

<hunter> > syokoy! SYOKOY!

---

1210

<hunter> dont buy things just because sale

<hunter> that way lies madness

---

1211

<hunter> i am so, bad at using commas

---

1212

<hunter> i dont like 2014

<hunter> i want 2012 back

---

1213

<hunter> wag na din mrt

<hunter> di naman mabubusog tao sa mrt

---

1214

<hunter> do or do not, there is no pantry

---

1215

<hunter> experience isnt invincible

---

1216

<hunter> now i now!

<hunter> NOW!!!

<hunter> nowing is half the battle

---

1217

<hunter> it’s always weird when babae yung character

<hunter> tapos may male romance options

<hunter> i think i’ll do the lesbian one lol

---

1218

<hunter> we should give up on Makati FOREVER

---

1219

<hunter> the sad thing about the movie rush hour is that it’s more than 1 hour

---

1220

<hunter> > <in-in> na medyo confusing kasi di namin alam kanino ba magpapaalam ng aling mga bagay <- dun ka magpapaalam sa mukhang papayag sa gusto mo

---

1221

<hunter> sa oa, ginhawa ka

---

1222

Power strip: it’s when you get naked WITH POWER

---

1223

debugging is truth

---

1224

<hunter> kung ako si mar roxas, ang gagawin ko is

<hunter> when the pope arrives in january, i’ll arrange an assassination

<hunter> tapos i would heroically take the bullet meant for the pope

<hunter> pero magsusurivive ako

---

1225

<hunter> kaya ka nga may #2 kasi sawa ka na sa #1 e

---

1226

<hunter> im always sir-zoned D:

---

1227

<hunter> i dont get stuck in traffic, traffic gets stuck around me

---

1228

<hunter> eating chocs makes me happy and sad at the same time

---

1229

<hunter> masarap basta libre

<hunter> hindi libre lahat ng masarap

---

1230

<hunter> if di nyo alam, you’ll enver get it

---

1231

<hunter> makapangyarihan yung flying saucer, css3 na sya

---

1232

<hunter> maybe #tic is in your heart

---

1233

<hunter> > I’m hunter. To save time, let’s just assume I’m always right

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1234

every game matters kahit hindi ka x-2 #mtg

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1235

<hunter> damnit the backlog doesnt end

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1236

<hunter> i just couldnt resist the urge to correct people

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1237

sa kintuon cloud lang yung kelangan pure

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1238

<hunter> > <gadget> dapat dito lang sa office <- make your own question with your own magic pineapple

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1239

<hunter> papasok ako all the time

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1240

<hunter> not everyone wants strippers

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1241

<hunter> if it’s not in source control, it doesnt exist!

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1242

<hunter> the days of reviews are long gone

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1243

3:29:31 <hunter> lahat ng ailments nacucure ng sleep

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1244

<hunter> ang comedy nitong main server

<hunter> the server is up, but nobody knows where it is

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1245

<hunter> pag nasusunog na bahay mo, mag text ka ng TULONG

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1246

(4:48:13 PM) stang (roy): this is impossible

(4:48:17 PM) stang (roy): kelangan na ng time machine

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1247

<hunter> anyway, 9th worst traffic in the world pa lang daw tayo

<hunter> pwede pa natin galingan

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1248

<hunter> yes, i can be a piggy bank for your math problems. actually, i can be for much money

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1249

<hunter> we have to go to <some place> to get the <jigglypuff>

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1250

<hunter> > <derp> > * mole any suggestions? <– dont listen to them <- agreed. be yourself. no one else can

<hunter> walang ibang lata

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1251

<hunter> quantum is latin, just like gollum

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1252

<hunter> sana pag pumasok ako ng before 7, may -1 late points

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1253

<hunter> stang is the best!

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1254

<hunter> parang ang sarap ng feeling ng may progress

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1255

<hunter> bacon wants you too

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1256

<hunter> the world looks different with smileys disabled

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1257

<hunter> people dont change

<hunter> workflow lang ang nagchchange

<hunter> wut

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1258

<hunter> you cant spell lesbian without bi

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1259

<hunter> kelan kaya kayo magsasawa sa #tic

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1260

<hunter> ang baron lang sa modern day is geisler

<hunter> well meron pang tagalog

<hunter> baron tagalog

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1261

mahirap kasi maging babae

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1262

<hunter> japanese people are corrosive

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1263

<hunter> technically, we’re all foreign

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1264

<hunter> just because it’s possible doesn’t mean you should do it

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1265

<hunter> i was reading this thing about why asians dont have much cheese in their dishes

<hunter> apparently lactose intolerance is the default state for asians

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1266

<hunter> 99% of java devs won’t know what that keyword does

<hunter> the other 1% will make you cry

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1267

<hunter> today is (a) friday (b) payday (c) valentines eve (d) the 13th

<hunter> it’s like +4 to traffic!

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1268

<hunter> august people are the best people

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1269

<hunter> move it to a field

<hunter> then it’s now in that field!

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1270

<hunter> it’s like transformers

<hunter> there’s more than meets the eye

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1271

<hunter> furfur, you know what the 2 hardest problems in programming are right

<hunter> 1. cache invalidation 2. naming things 3. off by one errors

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1272

<hunter> takao is an adjective. example: ang takao ni liz!

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1273

<hunter> i bet scorpion removes his mask to reveal he’s actually skeletor

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1274

<hunter> kaya ko yan gawin, but i dont think you can afford my rates

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1275

<hunter> it shouldnt be your business what other people want to put in their ass

<hunter> damnit, dont #tic that

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1276

<hunter> everytime i have to use instanceof, I die a little inside

<hunter> adding this as source comment lol

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1277

my java is already effective

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1278

<hunter> basta may hit points rpg

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1279

<hunter> following on twitter isnt stalking

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1280

<hunter> di kami pwede magbuild with reckless abandon

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1281

<hunter> i can control the nap

<hunter> heck, i can control my sleep

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1282

<hunter> magreresign na ko by 2022

<hunter> tatakbo akong presidente

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1283

<hunter> surrender is not acceptable!

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1284

<hunter> ang sunod sa city ay utsu

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1285

• hunter sings ?? i miswa like crazy~ ??

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1286

<hunter> look at the letters

<hunter> be one with the letters

<hunter> let them flow through you

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1287

<hunter> if it dies then it’s dead

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1288

<hunter> nobody really thought you came up with such wisdom on your own

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1289

<hunter> kahit tayo kelangan natin ng user guide

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1290

<hunter> it’s easy to make any app really fast

<hunter> just remove functionality

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1291

<hunter> true or false: we are very, very bad at code reuse

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1292

<hunter> pressing the buttons faster wont make me move faster

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1293

<hunter> bakit parating bahasa indonesia

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1294

<hunter> i’ll just wave my hand and say ako bahala

<hunter> lol

<hunter> tama na to, baka magkatotoo

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1295

<hunter> dont listen to x

<hunter> she’s cute, but she’s wrong

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1296

<hunter> someone is lying and it’s not me

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1297

<hunter> introduce bugs, then go on vacation

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1298

<hunter> idk how people can live with 100% full desktops

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1299

<hunter> you’re all broken

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1300

<hunter> iniindex ko ung internet every night

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1301

<hunter> our devs are not taught to use mock objects

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1302

<hunter> pag kulang ako ng tulog inaantok ako sa work

<hunter> pag andami kong tulog inaantok pa din ako

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1303

<hunter> only firefox has a dinosaur

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1304

<hunter> I should put my jabber status space for rent

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1305

<hunter> what happens if nde ako pumirma

<hunter> i dont think they can afford to fire me

<hunter> lol

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1306

<hunter> why can’t you hear the pterodactly go to the CR?

<hunter> ans: silent P

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1307

<hunter> introducing it in one place leads to introducing it everywhere

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1308

<hunter> all of my quotes make sense!

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1309

<hunter> i dont like mixing bananas with other stuffs

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1310

<hunter> basta pogi naaalala mo

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1311

<hunter> the purpose of friendship is to have someone to help you hide the bodies

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1312

<hunter> I AM THE ONE WHO APPROVES

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1313

<hunter> para tipid sa effort, next time maniwala ka na lang agad sakin

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1314

<hunter> i’m sure i’ll see the boobs first

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1315

<hunter> this is [project], everything is high prio

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1316

<hunter> if you know something, ikaw na yung expert

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1317

<hunter> i default to assuming everyone is panganay

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1318

<hunter> majority of people are panganays

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1319

<hunter> tanga

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1320

<hunter> maybe man was never meant to work 5 days out of 7

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1321

<hunter> what if someday maubusan kayo ng quotes ko

<hunter> where will you get your wisdom then

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1322

<hunter> full builds can be made of bandaids too

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1323

<hunter> > Minion! Tell the Philippine Minions I require their attention

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1324

<hunter> i’m not a negotiating kind of person

<hunter> i’m like yes or no

<hunter> lol

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1325

<hunter> sana mondays din na-p-postpone

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1326

<hunter> if only we had a devs who could do winona things

<hunter> that’s right, a devs

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1327

<hunter> professional ba tayo? :p

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1328

<hunter> I regretted it after I typed it

<hunter> but I pressed enter anyway

<hunter> para hindi lang ako may regret

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1329

<hunter> happiness is a warm empanada

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1330

<hunter> i count complaining about things as work

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1331

<hunter> basta may naisip kang pun, responsibilidad mo sa mundo na sabihin yun

<hunter> regardless of how bad it may be

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1332

<hunter> I’m the public and I didn’t demand!

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1333

<hunter> changes only carry over from old version to new

<hunter> they cant go back in time

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1334

<chry> "nothing vindicates quite like victory" - tang, 2010

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1335

<hunter> the trick is to care without caring

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1336

<hunter> the spirit of the bayonet is to kill and kill relentlessly and without mercy!

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1337

<hunter> my favorite function name that I put in an actual program was something like preventTimeTravel()

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1338

<hunter> future hunter isnt a whiny bitch and he accepts the consequences of his actions

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1339

<hunter> fair naman ako mole, tinitry ko durugin everybody

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1340

<hunter> I’m not a fan of radio

<hunter> nde pwede magskip to the next track

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1341

<hunter> you should be apathetic towards being a social recluse too

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1342

<hunter> the word joke can be used as an insult

<hunter> i.e. "you’re a joke"

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1343

<hunter> I don’t want to solve all the problems

<hunter> I want to solve the stupid ones

<hunter> so we can move on to more interesting ones

<hunter> I want the world to be a better place, is that so bad? :p

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1344

<hunter> yeah, but no one would complain before when everything was free

<hunter> when things cost money, the dynamic changes

<hunter> people expect things to work

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1345

<hunter> my AWESOME was better than your AWESOME

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1346

<hunter> what if we hire a guy for the sole purpose of blaming things on him

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1347

<hunter> remember: she sells seashells at the sosyal na shoe sale sa may seashore

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1348

<hunter> and if you don’t live, you die!

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1349

<hunter> if it’s a real sport, expect them to play to win, not to entertain

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1350

<hunter> you’re lost without me

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1351

<hunter> no one really knows what’s going on

<hunter> we just do what we can to get by

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1352

<hunter> it’s like arguing that dogs are reptiles because you dont see eye to eye with biologists

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1353

<hunter> edi ireject mo furfur

<hunter> or iaccept mo

<hunter> we cant change the past!

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1354

<hunter> > why am i so wise

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1355

<hunter> masipag ako fool

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1356

<hunter> maybe [framework] is a microcosm of our everyday lives

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1357

<hunter> the highest level should be "no longer needs cmmi"

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1358

<hunter> when I establish a country, my currency would be small strips of meat

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1359

2:55:54 <hunter> someday you have to leave the nest

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1360

<hunter> what if someday is today :p

---

1361

<hunter> bots can’t be kind!

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1362

<hunter> dun ka magsusuggest sa papayag sa yo

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1363

<hunter> only visible problems get fixed

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1364

<hunter> if I evacuate a sinking ship I don’t expect to come back

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1365

<hunter> dapat ung CAPTCHA ung ipapanood ung Land Before Time tapos tignan kung iiyak

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1366

<hunter> just put bacon and cats

<hunter> then post on reddit

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1367

<hunter> people who dream are weak!

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1368

<hunter> the spirit is willing, but the body is dreaming!

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1369

<hunter> ah…ung pwede i-improve kahit ano by adding "of justice"? :p

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1370

<hunter> the penalty for not suiting up should be DEATH

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1371

<hunter> TheLight Chuck Norris doesn’t write code, he stares at the IDE and the code writes itself

---

1372

<hunter> internet explorer - mabagal at walang katuturan

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1373

<huntr> just stick to YAGNI

<huntr> keep things simple

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1374

<huntr> mas mahirap cumontra pag may kakampi

<huntr> lalo na sa waterfall stage

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1375

<huntr> you’re not going to get fired for asking questions

---

1376

<huntr> I tend to ascribe problems to incompetence (miscommunication) before malice

---

1377

<huntr> pag harap-harapan mas mabilis magkaintindihan

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1378

<huntr> I don’t have to finish a book to know what it’s about :p

---

1379

<huntr> those who pretend to understand are actually just pretentious

---

1380

<hunter> don’t ask for help if you don’t want it! :p

---

1381

<huntr> design philosophy for tables: add fields as you need

---

1382

<hunter> I’m willing to be bribed for my vote

<hunter> just sayin’

---

1383

<hunter> we are all prisoners to our own habits

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1384

<hunter> sure ka na not needed?

<hunter> then drop them

<hunter> drop their children

<hunter> burn down their homes

<hunter> delete their bos

<hunter> leave no trace

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1385

<hunter> magkakaron ng point where we will resolve a dispute by seeing who can toss a table the farthest

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1386

<hunter> accreditations are silly little things to provide reassurance to people who dont know any better

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1387

<hunter> might not be a bad idea na maglasing bago maglasik

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1388

<hunter> PROTIP: if your joke needs a wikipedia entry to be understood, it’s not very good

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1389

<hunter> nagaadapt ung ass ko

<hunter> it’s pretty smart

<hunter> it’s a smartass

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1390

<hunter> no matter how good you are, youre going to get tired of heroics at some points

<hunter> *some point

<hunter> I guess it’s called burnout

<hunter> mahirap talaga maging magaling lol

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1391

<hunter> it’s good to hit the ground running when you can

<hunter> masarap ung feeling ng marami ka nang nagawa before lunch

---

1392

<hunter> pag tinabi muna ng taxi driver ung taxi para umuhi sya or bumili ng something, I’m tempted to steal his taxi

<hunter> but I don’t know how to drive so it passes

---

1393

<hunter> after watching the magician yesterday, naconclude ko na mas madali magstandup comedy kung little kids ang audience mo

---

1394

<hunter> little kids are stupid

<hunter> kahit anong sabihin mo basta may funny face tatawa sila

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1395

<hunter> ayaw ko sa either gwapo or panget

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1396

<hunter> mrt trains dont have gender

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1397

/*

• The new and improved copy workflow function. The old function was not updated

• so as not to break existing functionality. In short, this code has a high chance

• of not working properly. Guess what? Everything in the project is like that!

• That’s how things are. Deal with it. Or review and fix this. That would be better.

• I’m looking at you Brian :P

*/

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1398

be the bridge you want to see in the world

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1399

<hunter> some manhours are more exhausting than others

---

1400

<hunter> if may saturday work ka, nde ka dress down ng Friday

---

1401

<hunter> parang if bibili na rin lang ako ng mac, dapat yung pro na

---

1402

<hunter> mabilis lang magcleanup ng code

<hunter> delete all

---

1403

<hunter> just because other people are stupid doesnt mean you should be stupid too

<hunter> hold yourself to a higher standard

---

1404

<hunter> arent all facts fun

---

1405

<hunter> roy tang is the answer

---

1406

complex yun pag gumawa sya ng sarili nyang magic

---

1407

The code won’t lie to me. It’s honest. It will say exactly what it means.

---

1408

<hunter> im not good at letting things go

<hunter> also idk what to let go

<hunter> i should just become a sith

---

1409

<hunter> I AM THE API

---

1410

<hunter> pag sinabi nyong nde kaya, wag nyo kayanin :p

---

1411

<hunter> what if nasa simbahan ka ano, tapos bigla kang sumigaw "lord bakit ambagal ng webapp"

---

1412

<hunter> i should stop working when im not working

---

1413

<hunter> 99% of work is done by people who are either underqualified (and hence can make mistakes) or overqualified (and hence can be careless)

---

1414

<hunter> i can only count my steps, not distance :p

---

1415

<hunter> when everybody else is active, porn

---

1416

<hunter> fire exits are for the fire to exit

---

1417

<hunter> you’re not going to die from walking through the rain

---

1418

<hunter> dreamer wag ka mag emo songs pag monday ng umaga

<hunter> dapat eye of the tiger lang

---

1419

<hunter> dapat magpakasal ka lang for you

---

1420

<hunter> yung mga naglilike pero nde nagshshare i guess it means they DONT think its a good idea

---

1421

<hunter> lalandiin ko pa din si x kahit kasal na

---

1422

jokes are 99.9% meant

---

1423

life is just people pretending to live

---

1424

anyway, if i havent given you this advice before: you dont have to feel guilty for choosing yourself over work. real friends will understand

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