Roy Tang

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For reference: https://www.google.com.ph/search?q=United+Nations+Economic+%26+Social+Council&rlz=1C1ASUC_enPH665PH665&oq=United+Nati ons+Economic+%26+Social+Council&aqs=chrome..69i57&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8#q=%22announced+as+world%27s+best+president%22+2016

nakakaiyak if you care. but once you give up, it's entertainment na

Terible na to…

It's blatantly fraudulent that only stupid people will believe. Unfortunately, there's 16M of them.

Do you think they really outnumber the smarter ones? Or sila lang kasi ang maingay?

Wow! Nakaka-proud! /s

I laughed till I cried. There's no excuse for us to reach that level of stupid considering we have access to the internet. But lo and behold - we're almost there!

Unrelated: pag nagcocomment ka in Tagalog, lagi kong nababasa as "Ang …" lol

Ang worry ko is baka tayo yung maingay :p

Hahaha. Yeah. Mas nakakatakot kung ganun.

All the summation of human knowledge literally crammed into the palm of everyone's hands and we choose to use it for these things … and porn.

oh c'mon we all know that the internet is for porn! Lolz

Alam mo, naisip ko na rin iyan. Dapat hatiin ang Philippines. They can stay and implement whatever rules they like on their share of the country.

Agree with Liza of they are so hell-bent on killing alleged criminals and short cutting due process I propose a Constitutional amendment that guarantees due process and equal protection to Filipinos who choose to and as proxy for choice all who voted for him will lose their equal protection and due process guarantees. We can always say to them "If you aren't a criminal or doing anything wrong you shouldn't be afraid"

The U.N. also announced that Duterte was World's Best Dad.

This is a practical joke right? Kasama ba to sa need na ihayag (o mag imbento) ng kung anoanong association to every half-pinoy athlete or actress, and now politicians, that has a claim to fame, just to get noticed by the global community? Seriously.. wtf? 😒

Avenue Q?

and cat videos

Sayang 2nd placer lang siya sa World's Best Husband!

May libreng mug!

… at lobo, picture ni Fernando Poe, at 2 piso.

Wag niyo namang kalimutan yung key chain!

He was also 2nd runner up for "U.N. Hearthrob," pero masyadong malaki 'yong fan club ni Vladimir Putin. Maybe next year kung damihan lang natin 'yong call in votes.

I'm kind of tempted to write a parody article with these claims and post it to one of these groups just to see the reaction

A parody of what is, essentially, a parody? A parodyception! We must go derpier.

BTW, this next bit is kind of dark. Duterte was also the winner of Survivor: Davao City. He killed the rest of the contestants.

I am tempted to reply, "Magkano binayad sa'yo ng mga dilaw Raymund?" But people might actually believe it. :-|

According to trusted sources, Duterte was also hailed by the U.N, as a promising young actor for his breakout role in Fifty Shades of Grey as Anastasia Steele, the young ingenue drawn into a steamy BDSM tinged relationship with rich bad boy Christian Grey.

Gah! In my head now! Imagery!!!

"Love me like you do, Love me love me like you do."

The U.N. embarrassed itself during the VMA music awards when this august body rudely interrupted Taylor Swift's acceptance speech to proudly proclaim that Duterte had one of the best videos of all time.

Stahp, please! 😂

Raymond Of … All … Tahym!

almost snorted water after reading fan club ni Vladimir Putin. Lolz.

how dare you insult our lord and saviour Rodrigo Duterte

Christine 'Tin' Rabe He's "Vlady Sexy"